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>2008 felt like "the future"
>it's 2016 now
>8 years have passed, it feels like 2
FUCCCKKKK
It gets worse.... much much worse.Much much better
>>27671141
For me, 2012 was "the future" due to all the doomsday prophecies and it being my high school graduation year. I routinely remember things that happened "recently," only to find that they occurred in 2011, 2012, or 2013.
Scares the shit out of me.
>this is 5 years old
>think you are talking to a girl
>it's a trans fag who thinks hes a women because he wears female clothes
>>27671133
>2016
>being transphobic
Originally fuck off.
>>27671180
I hope you get shot in the head with a .45
>>27671133
Not being able to figure it out online
Is my dinner autistic? I never cook with sauces and only use salt and/or pepper.
Why not squeeze some lemon on the broc n fish
>>27671121
That looks about like how I would prepare things if I were to actually cook. Some seasoning on the broccoli would be good, but isn't necessary to enjoy.
Looks perfectly normal brah.
>tfw nobody will pay attention to your feels unless you format them in this incredibly minimalistic and trite manner
What's the fucking point in anything r9k? Nobody here will ever care about anything but memes, the only threads that I've made that have ever gotten any attention were literal bait threads. I can't say I blame you though, it's all too easy to ignore the plight of text on a screen, too easy to forget that there's a person who wrote what you're reading, maybe not a person like you, but by not filling out a captcha and leaving a simple "iktf", you're destroying that person on the inside. You're talking a toll on that person's self esteem, slowly degrading their self worth and making them feel as if they don't deserve to be their own person, that they don't deserve to be an individual with a unique opinion.
No. That's not what we, we the people are meant to be, what wet deserve. We're meant to be cogs in the machine. We're meant to be nails, waiting to be hammered down. Cookies meant to crumble. Cliches to be repeated until the day we die, so why wait? What fucking reason is there to put off dying?
It's not rhetorical robots, I want to understand how I can want to die so badly but still be so afraid of going through with it, afraid of being forgotten despite knowing it's inevitable, what keeps r9k going?
society only sees men as disposable utility, that's why you have to opt out and ignore society.
>>27671118
So you're telling me there is no purpose? That my existentialist concerns are meaningless and I should hang myself right now? Just say it anon, tell me I'm right so I can take peace in that before I die and I'll be gone, with nary a suicide note or video stream to signify my passing.
>>27671088
>the only threads that I've made that have ever gotten any attention were literal bait threads.
I think your problem might be your writing style. Be more straightforward. It was hard to tell what the point of your post was in the first 5 sentences, which isn't a good way to encourage responses. You can still have all the flowery feels stuff, but put the main point in the first paragraph, yeah?
I guess your main point is "why shouldn't I kill myself." There's no real meaning to life, and it's pretty shitty for the most part, but you might be able to eke out some enjoyment still. Killing yourself will guarantee zero future enjoyment.
You fear killing yourself because you're an animal and that's what your instincts insist upon.
would you still smush spiders if they looked like this? They'd still be really tiny
>>27671074
I'm getting rock hard imagining pulling their legs off and burning them
I'd propably run a ant farm, but with spiders and then I'd put a condom on my dick and let them run over their new homes
>>27671074
d..d..do..th...the..they..hav...eeepussies
Hey guys how can I improve and get myself a nice girlfriend?
My family says that I'm a handsome guy, I know I'm but how can I get one, I'm so timid.
>>27671051
Shave. Lost weight. Lift. Get outside.
>>27671051
lose weight to have "low normal" BMI...I'm guessing for you that's 80lbs.
shave
get a "white" haircut instead of a "hispanic" haircut.
make as much money as possible. at least $60k a year. ideally twice that.
if you've done the above, get plastic surgery for your nose.
then you can get an 8/10 qt
>>27671051
>handsome
>you
Pick one.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201001/womens-rape-fantasies-how-common-what-do-they-mean
From 1973 through 2008, nine surveys of women's rape fantasies have been published. They show that about four in 10 women admit having them (31 to 57 percent) with a median frequency of about once a month. Actual prevalence of rape fantasies is probably higher because women may not feel comfortable admitting them.
>>27671041
Do you have any idea the amount of women I've fucked who the minute you pull their hair, call them a slut and put your hand around their throat, cum like crazy?
I've had PROPER full on decent women go nuts when I treat them like shit....
>>27671041
>about four in 10 women admit having them
isn't that about the same as the number of women that were sexually abused as kids? Probably a coincidence.
I've never met a woman (at least a woman that I got some what acquainted with, enough to ask this question) who doesn't have rape fantasies.
Found this in my girlfriends drawer.. she's in the shower.
Been dating few weeks, fucked many times. But what the fuck is it?
>>27670976
it's a cock ring or a ring to go around her vibrator, ask her about it
>>27670976
>>27670976
Why are you looking through her drawers anyway? Seems like you already had trust issues to begin with.
0/10 bait thread.
a clit
>donate to Inuitinua (streamer girl)
>gives me a personalize letter
>most female contact I've gotten in years
>4chan filename
at least put the bare minimum of effort in your shitty thread
whoever did that needs to kill themselves now. bad enough roasties have taken over everything else now they need gaming entertainment.
>>27670919
>2004~
>get online "gf"
>IM back and forth for months
>she sends me letter, smelling of her perfume
>its a cheesy love letter with some lewd at the end
>she excepts me to write back
>get writers block, completely puss out
>break up a few weeks later, never finish letter
>still have letter to this day
I feel like I'm losing it guys... What's happening to me...
>>27670899
It'll go away sometime
I'm feeling this shit more regularly eventually I hope to be at an all time low so I can get the courage to kill myself.
>>27670899
>>27670928
How old are you? What's make you feel this way?
>>27670899
iktf mate, just keep going by day by day and i it doesnt go away make a change. No one is stopping you, just smile more and worry less
Who here /comfy/?
>NEET
>Hot shower
>Full tummy
>Cold and rainy outside
>Warm hoody and tracksuit pants
>Listening to Oasis
>/r9k/ and /mu/
>Vidya
>>27670885
>On three hours of sleep
>Have to get up for school in a few hours
>Can't do my homework and know I will get made fun of by my fellow classmates and teacher
>Presentation where I know I'm going to start shaking and stuttering
>Hungry
I've had comfy nights. This is not one of them.
>>27670916
You remind me of myself.
But I believe we will get through this shit.
>>27670968
I sure hope so anon. I sure hope so.
>tfw talked with a gorgeous model online all night
>tfw your music career is taking off
>>27670777
I'm assuming it was a famous model doing a cam show.
It's kind of a good feel isn't it? I enjoy watching when there are two of them simply hanging out. Reminds me of younger days.
>>27670777
I once talked to a stripper. She was too shy to show me any pictures of herself but according to her she was a 9/10.
Too bad she ghosted me when I wanted to meet
You will never gangbang vicky
>>27670698
I will pass when given the chance.
This nigger/paki behavior is not for me.
>>27670698
I enjoy fapping to gangbangs and get turned on thinking about gangbanging girls, but I only imagine myself involved. The other penises are just disembodied appendages or not there at all. Am I a cuck?
>>27670698
>tiny ugly eyes
>disgusting mole under eye
>funky looking chin
>weak eyebrows
>disgusting pale as fuck skin
I'll pass
>he imagined a school shooting happening at his school and he would be somehow in a situation where he saves his oneitis or disarms the school shooter
>not helping the shooter
Fucking get out.
why dont you imagine an original thread you retarded faggot?
sage
>not imagining you're the shooter
What are you, beta or something?
How odd is it that I literally go around (in my head) everywhere just thinking about and looking for romantic love with someone? I'm female so that helps my case... But seriously. I've heard people describe themselves as "hopeless romantic" but I think my predicament takes the case. It's literally all I think about and I have tried not to.
Wanna date me?
Of yes, would you like my contact info?
If no, leave this board immediately.
>>27670679
Only a bit. After all, you live in a society that is constantly sending you the message that romantic love is both absolutely incredible and the solution to all of life's problems. Practically every book, movie, and song fetishizes it. You'd do well to be a little skeptical and not rush in, though, or you're going to get yourself hurt.
>>27670679
Try to get to know people. Then...if you like them and all's well, that's at least when my imagination starts working overtime.
