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Hey robots. I'm actually learning something for once.
Managed to get myself to learn how to program. So far it's been going well. I even decided to make a small rpg game.
Anyone else getting out of the shithole?
>get a job programming
>have to work 100 hours a week or u get fired
>literally sleep at the office
>"getting out of the shithole"
>>26252919
>made a small rpg on game maker
>getting yourself out of this shit hole
:)
>>26252989
I'm actually making it from scratch
Any medfags? What the hell is this on my toe. I live in the UK btw
>pic related it's my toe
>>26252828
Stick a needle in it
It is cancer
You gots the Zika.
Your head gonna shrink.
Who /made it/ here?
>Be oldfag since 2009
>NEET until 21
>Get job and start being a cyborg
>Fug boss at 22 (she was 34)
>pregnant
>Now 24, she 36, we are still together with a 2 year old daughter.
>>26252807
Is she a good sugar mommy?
>>26252915
She inherited a large house from her aunt, so we have no mortgage/rent to ever worry about. She still earns more than me but I got a promotion and a rise so I'm earning loads myself now.
>>26252807
>pregnant
is this Facebook
Why would a girl like me if theres literally 1000s of local chads she could be with? why choose me?
>>26252780
she wants to exploit you financially and emotionally for her own sadistic pleasure.
trust me on this, I never talk to girls, am a kissless virgin, but I've taken the redpill of truth by browsing /r9k/
>>26252780
Maybe you remind her something, maybe you have interesting personality or you're similar to her dad.
>>26252797
Its a rhetorical question anon. I was just thinking IF a girl ever did like me
So I've been on the internet lately and...
...Is 4chan really 90% consisting of 13 year olds?
I just came here recently to see some green frogs, didn't expect the shit to be this hilariously bad.
>>>/reddit/
go look at Facebook frog elsewhere
>>26252700
nu nu nu
You don't get it. I never set foot into reddit, nor here much.
It's just that pretty much ALL the content here is immature and generic.
Yet I've heard tons of hype allover the vidyas.
OP is tumblerina.
gtfo newfag
Dante Alighieri was the first robot ever to put his thoughts into words, before boards before forums, he did it
Learn from the true master
go out there and read about how he faints every fucking time and he doesn't have the balls to speak to his oneitis
self bump familia
come on faggots
>>26252658
He was the ultimate self insert
>>26252733
Dante's inferno? Patrician taste tbqh
>tfw you will never be a futuristic android
>tfw you will never bring the destruction of humanity
>tfw you will never end all life on Earth.
When I was a kid I imagined I would fight and save humanity from destruction. if something tried to destroy humanity today I would just laugh
>Literally a robot
I wouldn't end all life, I would only end humanity.
Humanity is a cancer destroying the beauty and wonders of nature, making deserts and calling them 'paradise'.
>>26252755
But anon, if you don't wipe out all life you're just weak.
>tfw girls just don't like you
>>26252562
tough shit bruv
>>26252562
>You're a nice guy, but...
Mfw
Not an intended recipient or the information contained
Any robots been suicidal?
>be me
>good paying job but it's depressing
>getting yelled at by people who never admit that they're at fault for problems they created
>drags on
>never want to wake up
>become a pretty heavy alcoholic
>drink every night
>eventually just hate everything
>nothing makes me happy
>I'm just empty
>I have no real friends and the few I do have are self centered assholes
>just don't want to live on
>drive to a park after work
>just sit there with my gun in my hand
>decide to call suicide hotline
>talk for a while
>decide to talk to a therapist
>go home
>therapist calls and I'm at work
>on my voicemail my bosses number is listed
>she decides to call my boss because she's "worried" I might harm her self
>my boss brings me in and tries to be my friend
>everyone at work thinks I'm a depressed weirdo (which I am)
>I feel more embarrassed and worse now
>>26252538
Add dull and boring to the list :p no wonder you have no real friends :( they would eat you up :)
Real people have countless friends :p that's why they don't need you:( I dobut anyone has ever needed you in your life :( cheer up tho :) you have money, you can pay for all the company you need :)
>>26252538
all the time
some days are bad and others well I feel like shit its on those types of days I want to go into the woods with a big knife and cut my self open
lately things have not been going so well for me
>>26252666
Can you elaborate on it friend:p?
Who is the author of all your pain, /r9k/?
>>26252511
It's an autobiography
>>26252511
my parents because mental instability is running in both lines and they decided to combine their autism genes into the ultimate autist
>>26252511
God I wish I grew old with a full head of hair like that
I'm 23 and it's half gone I could honestly be happy with anything in life as long as I had hair
Who are your role models, /r9k/?
I'm not even kidding when I say that Beta Uprising man has become somewhat of a role model for me.
Spankety spankety motherfucking SPANKETY!!!!
>>26252424
I like the mysterious hacker known as "4chan".
Wy role model will always be my uncle
hi robots
it has been a fun ride with you
i'll finally have the guts to actually kill myself tonight
i just want to finish my pack of cigs first and see your fucked up comments
take care you fuckers
If you don't go out swinging you literally got cucked out of life
>>26252235
this desu, shoot up some normies dude!
But I love you senpai
What are you listening to robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_I8BaqotxU
>>26252024
hmm
>> finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11lxG8WM9M [Embed]
>> do you believe in kissing honey
>> mmm you bet I do
>> well I believe in kissing honey when the moon is new
>> so we hug and we kiss in the moon light
>> and the moon shined bright as day
>> and we hug and we kiss in the moon light
dooo
http://youtu.be/B_Vs37KtNpE
Kanye - Late Registration
>be single father with son
>date single mother with daughter
>our kids date each other
Anyone else think this is cute as fuck?
Sounds like Mr. Nobody
Isn't this basically the plot to Adam Sandler's "Blended"?The title is very misleading, the movie doesn't contain any racemixing
>>26251764
OP is role-playing here, and also probably thinks it's funny, but my father tried to set me up with his partners daughter.
guys help I'm going to kill myself
>I'm the new girl at school
>go to starbucks
>see a group of guys from school, not friends at all
>don't know wether to say hi or not
>staring at them the whole time
>get my drink and as I'm heading out we make eye contact
>I stop and try to smile, make weird retarded face
>they're laughing and staring, one of them is saying "the fuck?"
>I'm standing next to them, whisper "what?" and walk back slowly while staring
>they're all laughing, I'm about to cry from embarrassment
>tfw I have to see them at school on sunday
what to do?
>>26251757
you said it yourself, kill yourself
>school on sunday
>>26251757
This is why you never fucking associate with the normies, not even in the slightest way possible, you will ALWAYS regret it.
