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what is the fastest way to gtfo my area? all the pawn shops are closed now in my area.
Basically i'm trying to find a way other than hoofing it/hitch hiking. ive been looking into pay day loans but my checking account is fubar at the moment and unusable.
i need out, i can't explain on here, but i do.
i am in madison wv for what its worth.
id kill myself, but i only have a crossbow, no gun, and i'm afraid of messing up. to me, suicide is either shotgun or nothing
buy a guy and get revenge anon
>>26255375
at this point he would have to accept my ass as payment. i have my computer and crossbow.
>pawn shops
poorfag detected
quit making stupid money decisions and climb out of poverty
Why should this innocent child suffer for the mistakes of his mother? Robots know all too well what kind of life this child would have with a single mother.
So why not be the bigger man and open your heart to a child in need? With tender love and care this innocent baby will grow up to have you as the one positive thing in their life. Prove to yourself and the world that you aren't selfish and help one of Gods children in desperate need of a father.
Bless your kind unselfish heart.
>>26255323
Why should I have mercy of another human being when I didn't receive any?
>>26255378
Its got to start somewhere anon, plus this baby hasn't done anything wrong. So why not start with your unselfish compassionate heart? For its those people who are the most blessed.
IN THE SUNNY SOUTH,
THE LAND OF THE FREE
LET THE WHITE SUPREME FOREVER BE
>my vagina when he plays videogames or reads any fiction
non fiction books are okay though
>>26255239
What if he plays videogames or reads fiction while looking like pic related?
Girls love fiction though
>when she assumes anyone gives a flying fuck
Who /gingerbot/ here?
General gingerbot thread.
ITT ginger feels, ginger stories and everything inbetween.
'Fembots' and non-gingers need not apply
>IMO auburn>strawberry blonde
What if I have auburn facial hair?
>>26255340
Eh, close enough. So we talking occasional copper hair or full ginger face?
>>26255237
>tfw niggers always want to touch your hair
Someone please tell me how you live with being ugly. It is driving me mad. I can't deal with this shit anymore.
>looks in the mirror 10 times a day at the least, obsessing over ugly face
>terrified of social interactions because people have to see me
>I either get a look of pity or plain disgust from other people
>>26254984
probably cuz you like shit anime
cuz your parents are ugly, it's not your fault
I know that feel. I feel completely disassociated from the person in the mirror though, it helps but is a strange feeling.
>tfw even penniless drug-addicts have lovers
Why can't you?
because I hate everyone and everything, especially myself.
Because I'm a disgusting waste of flesh.
>>26254888
Guess its time to become a penniless drug addict anon. Nothing else so far has worked.
Why did she talk to me? why did this happen?
>Take dad into doctors office
>Sit in waiting room
>this QT, asian girl comes in
>sits next to me (pic related)
>says hi
>Say hi back
>start talking about nothing (F-Fuck)
>im just responding with basic remarks, go on auto pilot
>Shes giggling,half the time
>Dad is sitting right next to me on my left
>hes kind of in badshape
>still chimes in on the conversation cause hes a normie chad attention whore
>Dads in his 60's and married
>TFW he just won't leave me alone with her
>TFW i suppress myself from talking to much
>she asks if im single etc
>Tell her that im single and she tells me shes single
Why did she ask me this? im analyzing too deeply about this girl, she seems unrealistically flirty and bubbly in a fucking doctors office
>TFW i start to wonder, why did this happen? why did the universe spawn such a cute girl at the wrong place and time?
Why did i have to meet the perfect stranger at just a inconvienant fucking hospital?
Anyway, had to go in to doctor room to help my dad get up etc
Say bye to her (Asking for her number) would just be top kek autism overload
>Legs turn to spegetti as i walk away
>after our doctors appointment
>Look for her in the waiting room
>shes gone
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP ROBOTS, i will never talk to a women that makes me feel as good as she did, ever in my life, there will never be a replicate of what just happened but in a more convenient scenery
This will never happen when im on my regular day to day when im just out at the bus stop, or sitting down having launch on campus, or studying in the library
this shit will not happen again just fuck my shit up
>PS she almost caught me taking a photo when i wanted to capture this moment, it was my fucking high light of the year and probably will remain that, SHe was asian too,
TFW just missed out on a asian cutie pie
just fuck my shit up robots
>Say bye to her (Asking for her number) would just be top kek autism overload
no it wouldn't pussy
you didn't deserve her though anyways
>>26254880
Okay so, doctor calls us in, am suppose to say
(Could i get your number)
>Meanwhile my dad needs a hand up to get off his chair.
Meanwhile says saying, "I hope everything goes well" and awwwww, bye
At what point do i stop giving my dad a hand and ask for her number ?
I don't deserve her, shes gone, she will never exist again i will never see her.
i will just drive my self insane obsessing about this minor irrelevant encounter i had with the opposite sex until i blow my brains out
The highlight of my life since 2013 was a dream I had where a girl rested her head on my shoulder and talked to me for a while. When I woke up I looked for her by using her first name on facebook for around four hours.
Any robots have experience with antidepressants, specifically Lexapro? I started a month ago on 10mg and today my doctor bumped the dose up to 20mg
Taking 50mg of Zoloft every day. Can't complain. I don't feel like complete shit all the time now.
I took it for a month, lost my insurance now off, it didnt really make a huge difference, but that nervous empty hollow feeling in my gut was reduced a good bit.
I did not feel quite as on edge for a few hours after taking it.... however, it would not last and the dark night of the soul i have every night never went away....
Note tho: My life is shit, i got fucked over many ways, i live at home at 28, so ihave big structual problems.... I definately would have needed a higher dose on it, but after 2 days off.... I wish i had it for the lil bit of relief it gave.
>>26254789
I only take Sertraline but it works for me, increased my overall mood, energy. I didn't get any side effects either, I just feel better.
>you will never be a cuckold
I may be a KV but at least I'm not a cuck.
>>26254778
I'd have to have a girlfriend first
>>26254778
why does it look like hes being pushed into a corner
Not all of you guys suck
op faggot
That doesn't help those of us who do
>>26254733
you leave op alone he says i might not suck
Is Jeb Bush a robot?
>>26254480
Oh my god... this is just so sad
>>26254480
awwwkward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA
This isn't even that bad, I was expecting at least a few seconds of silence or something. That he didn't really give people the time to realise the speech was over was his own mistake, I'm sure there would've been applause if he waited for a bit.
Whos on the way to ascending to wizardom here? will it be a better life?
Scored a 23. Fucking apprentice.
>>26254379
Scored 55 but still going into wizardom
>>26254379
>>26254502
sauce to these bro?
Okay /r9k/, need some advice, long story short:
>23 yr old KHV neet
>can't afford college, trade school etc.
>Never worked a day in my life
>parents a week ago told me that a guy they knew is offering me a job working retail at grocery store (he's knows a manager), recommend I try to apply there
>oh_fuck.jpg
>don't mind working but am really fucking insecure so I'm picky on what job I want to work at because I hate interacting with people, I get too anxious interacting with normies in a work environment
>have a license but no car so if I'm hired I have to ride the bus which adds to my insecurity and makes me anxious as fuck (parents have a car but want me to buy my own car....,REEEEE)
>I have this huge irrational fear of having former highschool classmates running into me at work and pity the fact that I'm a pathetic wagecuck
I don't know why but the thought of me sitting in a bus stop in a grocery store uniform everyday and seeing everyone from highschool doing some other shit and being able to drive everywhere is really fucking depressing to me and to see normie classmates come in and probably laugh at how pathetic I am makes me so fucking anxious but I'm being forced out of my neet lifestyle, anyone know how I can overcome this feeling or get over it?
>inb4 get neetbux
Can't get neetbux because I don't have any disorders so my only two option is to work or prolong the neet life which I doubt will last any longer
awww the little kek is getting kekked out the nest by mommy and dadda, time to become a wage kek neet, bet you never thought it would end like this huh?
Take the job, see if you can get pham to drive you to work for a while, if you cant get over anxiety just quit, get an IT job somewhere and sit in a dark room doing minimal work every day. I aint gonna tell you to get over your anxiety but atleast try to work around it
>>26254169
serves u right u fat fuck
Do you guys ever make OC? I like gondola, and since he's simple I decided to make a reaction image using him. Will you save it and repost it when appropriate? Post your own OC? I collect wojack images, so if you make one or post some i'll save them.
I have 3 versions of it. You might like this one more than that one.
And this one looked nice when I was zoomed in making it, but the resolution is too small to really sell it.
I liked frail snail post frail snail
what phone should I get?
This seems like as good a place as any to ask.
I have an iphone 4, I've had it for years and I wanna buy a new one
I only use it for music and taking photos and video and crap
what phone do you use?
>>26254037
get an Ace II x. Fast, big but not huge, only costs $150 as well. Internet browsing is incredibly fast too. Camera is maybe a 7-8/10
Google has lots of good results for your question. I would stay away from IPhone 5s I went through 2 of them and they have a lot of hardware issues. I now use an LG g2, works pretty well some apps worked better on the iPhone some work better on Android. My lg has 2x as many mp for pictures but I think my iPhone took better pictures but it could also be from a lower ppi that the pictures appeared to be better. Well that's my 2 cents anon no matter what you get it will be alot better than an old iPhone 4.
>>26254037
>This seems like as good a place as any to ask.
It isn't. They will only tell you to buy a shitty android.
