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>tfw i'm a neet so i don't have to go outside and see all the countless Mexicans blacks SJW cucks Jews cucks underage brats with their single moms and pedophiles
Haha wagecucks (XD), you actually have to go out and socialize, while I can just sit in my room and masturbate to My Little Ponies. U jelly?
>>26256809
And on your left you'll see a ragie wagie. They're famous for ragin and wagin.
>>26256809
Why are you so salty, wagie? Maybe you need to take some time off work.
Who here /elevatorshoes/?
I'm thinking of getting a pair. Is it really worth the extra money? I'm 5'6", so I'd shoot up to almost 5'9"-ish. Would people notice? Also, does it fuck with your center of balance?
>>26256712
>hey look, that midget guy is suddenly taller!
>and he just so happens to have shiny new shoes
KEK.
youll look great in them. no theres no chance anyone will notice and talk about you behind your back because of them./s
this would be your autism redflag to other people
>>26256745
they're for medical use you faggot
>"Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
Why do girls ask this question?
>>26256505
I dont even get asked this question
It must be obvious Im not worthy of a gf.
>>26256505
>>26256520
have some confidence mang, the correct response is "i'm waiting for the right moment to ask you out ;)"
what do they expect you to say?
I hate when girls ever ask questions that are not for the purpose of getting a response.
>how are your muscles so big
literally no way of responding without sounding like a conceited asshole
"um... I eat food...and um... yeah haha"
Anon, meet your new mom, Stacey
hi mom
bl0x
>>26256444
Nice trips, dad.
>>26256444
shes alright for a old whore but check out these quads
Have any of you robots ever had a gay experience out of loneliness? I've had shit luck with women for most of my life, but recently started talking to an older guy online. He's cool and we're gonna meet up soon. Hoping to have fun and maybe get a dinner, money or job connections. I'm 99% sure I wanna get married to a woman and have a family, but I'm so fucking tired of them now. Does anyone know this feel? Pic not related.
>>26256380
I've never been gay but definitely get how you;d think that way
>>26256415
It almost feels like evolutionary bisexuality. I've become like 10% gay just out of fucking need...
Yes, I have a bf I met at the gym. Never done anything sexual but we hang out and cuddle lots. Thing is I'm straight but I just said fuck it I want to be loved.
Have you broken the binary yet, /r9k/?
>"Help! Police! I've been robbed!"
>"What did the perp look like, sir?"
>"Uhm, ah, uh, i-it was an average height human person."
>not using guys regardless of the target gender
step it up xitlord
I miss moot bloxx bloxxxxx
ITT: we post our social security numbers
699-02-7541
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>>26256332
261 78 7862
Any particular reason for this?
>>26256362
R I S K Y
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>>26256332
How do I get one?
Orgnal
I have an arm fetish.
It makes me real hard when a hot chick wheres a short sleeve shirt and wears watches and bracelets like pick related
>>26256217
I want a gf like this
>>26256241
but you will never have one
>>26256241
Everyone does fag.
This chick in the picture is Anastaisa Kvitko and she recently made a post about how she pays harvard students to do her college essays for her.
Shes hot as fuck but shes dumber than Cosmo from the Farily oddparents.
You don't want a dumb gf.
So I was talking with a really nice 7/10 coworker today and I want to get you guy's opinion on what she said. To put you in context, in the past 10 months I got fit, learnt to cook started reading a lot more and generally did my best to improve myself. Only thing I can't seem to fix is my ''dead on the inside'' stare. She basically told me that no woman would ever trust me because I would make them feel like they're not putting enough effort or something. To her, a guy who can do too much by himself is a red flag. What do you think? Are we just fucking ourselves over trying to improve?
>>26256082
How about you pride yourself on having valuable life skills and stop streasing about getting your dick wet?
And FYI, your friend is wrong.
That is so fucking dumb
Ignore her
>>26256082
> do too much by himself is a red flag
Heh. Fuck her (metaphorically), and continue to pursue improvement.
Why can't we just build our outer heaven.Free of normies and their bullshit.
>>26255964
You've been revolving on the outside your entire life.
You ARE free, you've always been free.
Your remaining shackles are your hatred, spite, and resentment.
Now what the fuck do you have to say to THAT, bitchboi?
>>26256052
>Now what the fuck do you have to say to THAT,I kis u
Because who is going to support you then?
I swear half of you guys browse /pol/ as well as /r9k/. I do this too and every day I see the same types of thread, sometimes the exact same thread.
Tell me, how many of you browse both /pol/ and /r9k/?
>>26255763
The /r9k/ /fit/ and /pol/ communities are pretty much the same userbase.
>>26255763
pol is shit
I was /pol/ite as fuck back in 2011 and 2012...now life has turned shittier so I am pretty much just on r9k and get on gif and s for obvious reasons. I sometimes hop over to /pol/. Mostly for laughs though as real life experience has taught me that a lot of it is bullshit.
>kissless handholdless virgin
>have no friends
>have no interests
>be miserable and lonely
>spend all day on a cambodian rock garden imageboard wallowing in self-pity
It's a good thing that I'm better than those degenerate un-thinking normies! They are beneath me. They don't deserve to be friends with me. Also women are all whores, I wouldn't want to have sex with them anyway!
Anyone who disagrees with me is a normie and/or a roasty whore.
>>26255644
But anon, women ARE whores
>>26255644
Anyone not like me is mentally ill as well :)
We call this 'the redpill'
>>26255674
What about the ones that have never had sex?
all of you are pathetic whiney bitches and none of you will EVER have a girlfriend and never be able to even sustain a simple conversation
There are men on this planet who could kill you with a single medium strength punch. Think about that for a second.
>>26255592
Sup, faggot?
I bet your name is Max and you fap to interracial.
>>26255619
yeah but not you, you scrawny beta wimp
I'd like to preface this by saying I love pussy. I'm totally straight.
But femanons, is it not hell having a pussy? Does it feel 'empty' down there?
I mean, it's a moist hole that bleeds once a month and has to constantly be washed lest it smell.
So I guess my question is, what's it like having a pussy?
horrifying. not a female but I assume it is.
you dont really notice it's an empty hole because it closes up pretty tight when it's not in use
you never really forget the clit is there, though, because it's always rubbing against your underwear
>>26256643
If somebody rubs your clit by accident and you orgasm is it rape?
>A couple of normies are out hiking in the woods.
>After a long tiring day, they decide to try out one of the local camp sites and make themselves some dinner. The first normie is particularly eager to cook some steaks on the new portable grill his dad bought him.
>It's getting dark now, so the normies take a look at their map and figure out where the nearest site is.
>Luckily, the nearest one is only about a 20 minute hike from them, just off a path called Blackberry Way.
>After getting lost a couple of times, they finally get to Blackberry Way exhausted and starving.
>They make their way over to the cooking station which is just off the path and, to their amazement, the place is full of neckbeards from /r9k/, many holding bunches of flowers, boxes of chocolate, or, even more bizarrely, plates of hotpockets.
>They all seem to be confused and waiting for something, so the normies go up to one of the robots, a particularly overweight specimen carrying a bunch of roses, and ask him why have all these men come to Blackberry Way and what are the flowers for?
>The robot looks at him for a second, then points at a sign indicating the cook site.
>It says'Grill here, by the Way'.
Hey! Don't think you wagecucks are safe tonight! You there, what do you do for a living, sir? Never mind, I'll tell you: you pay my rent!
I'm just messing with you, wagey. Sit back and enjoy the show, you'll be back at work again soon enough.
Fuck that was actually pretty funny anon.
>>26255539
>you pay my rent!
I don't remember ever paying anyone else's rent.
