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>"Oh anon, how could you ever expect to please us with that tiny little maggot!?
>"Would we even be able to feel it? Zoe, touch that miniscule sausage for me, will ya?"
>"You're right, I think he's going to have to lick our pussies instead.
>"You heard her. On your knees, bitch!"
Femdom is my fetish, bring it
>I'm s-s-sorry for being s-s-sexist on 4chan please dont be mean to me *starts crying*
>>26243577
>>26243599
Double dubs confirm femdom is best dom!
Herro~
so around 2 weeks ago i made a thread about trying to grow a mushroom in my room, some anon told me to just cut the mushy to pieces and bury it upside down.
and now it looks like pic related, does that mean it's growing?
and not sure if i was seeing things but i swear it started to 'breath' when i watered it last night.
also it seems to attract a lot of fruit flies, should i show them away or keep them around?
pic related is from a week ago
and here it is today, the white thingy is cotton like and is getting out of the main mushroom.
anyone know how viable growing magic mushrooms under my bed would be?
>>26243565
Direct sunlight Anon in a clear container and for Fuck sake stop taking the lid off.
On a scale of 1-10, how much like this guy will you turn out to be when you get old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
>>26243423
> Gives up mixing chilli and cheese
> Struggles with bag
>>26243423
this literally made me cry
>>26243454
It's alright anon. Many people would kill to see their future. We should consider ourselves lucky :)
/r9k/ is slow now. this thread will probably be on the front page for a little while even if no one posts in it. i will take advantage of this.
VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON 2016
thank you.
>Telling /r9K/ to vote for a WOMAN.
Kek. Just kek.
>>26243298
Is that pic of her?
>>26243322
HILLARY CLINTON 20016 PARESIDENT YESSSSSSSSS HILLARY
YES
YES
YES
VOTE
HILALRY CLINTON I LOVE
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SUPPORT
>>26243339
yes it very much is.
What would you sacrifice to have the life you think you want?
I think I'd give up a few toes or something.
This entire reality
That'd be a dick move though because, assuming everyone else is real, it would be their sacrifice as well
>tfw dont want to change anything about my life and thinking of changing it stresses me out
My memory of this current life. Family, old friends, hobbies, laughs and lessons. Toss all that shit away.
>Be kinky.
>Want to literally own a female, subjugate her, punish her on a whim, fuck her however and whenever I want... enslave her.
>I want to make her cry and take it when I want.
>Feel too guilty to do shit about it.
>Think I'm a monster.
I can never tell if a girl is patronizing me when she says, "Oh, we like that kind of thing, too!"
I'm in hell.
You're not a monster, so long as you understand and apply consent if/when you choose to act on your fantasy.
Lots of people are into kinky shit, myself included. Just draw a mental line between fantasy and reality.
>girl actually says "Oh, we like that kind of thing, too!"
Date that girl and take your normie shit out of /r9k/
>>26243132
iktf, Anon. Not sure if it's men's innate aggression or excessive porn
draw me your facial hair lines when you dont shave
ignore the blue stuff
templateee
aninignererrer
It's very thick in the entire outlined area
I have those powerful Spanish beard genes
>>26243206
thanks for the reply tripfriend
wish my thread got more attention
>Capitalists employ wagecucks to perform tasks
>Pay them wages in exchange for their time
>for their time
>time: the most valuable thing in the universe
Completely srs question:
How to be an independent producer? As in, spend my time producing things that are already in line with my hobbies?
Let's say I have an autistic hobby of knitting or drawing or growing psychedelic plants etc etc whatever the shit, represented by the letter X...
Is there any possible way to make a decent living off that
>without submitting to wageslavery in X industry
>nor starting a business that produces X that forces me to spend my time micromanaging finances, administrative BS etc..
Tl;dr: Basically, collect NEETbux. But also make money off my hobby in an underground way, like a small time neighborhood weed dealer would do.
So technically I'm working but not really cause it's just making a few extra money off the autistic hobby that I already do anyways. PLUS no taxes on said extra money.
Can this be done?
Help, Bro-bots.
try like etsy or facebook or craigslist or something
Semi-related: Anybody here /organicfarmer/ life? Is living on an independent farm in bumfuck nowhere as hard as it seems?
Is it comfy?
Compared to the urban wagecuck life I mean?
>>26242898
>social media
n-no thanks
I bring my ipad and smokes to the bath with me and go on 4chan
when i'm home alone i just lie in bed making digeridoo noises
>>26242699
I sit in the bath and browse on my laptop all the time. Comfy as fuck. My bathroom is connected to my room so sometimes I just move my tv so I can see it through the door and play games while in the bath.
>>26242721
made me laugh anon. thanks
Does R9k collect coins? This is the rare BBC coin from 1922. It was issued by the government of Sweden and Germany.
>>26242696
that sounds a lot like some retarded urban legend Anon
do you happen to have a source for that information?
subtle, op
>got excited to tell anon about my many hundreds of world coins and a few old British ones which are hard to read and my one silver one from the 1500s
>troll post about SJW states swedistan and gercuckistan
feels bad man
What are your preferred and most efficient methods of escapism?
I usually play videogames. Though, if that isn't sufficient I'll put an album on and lay on the floor.
sleeping
unoriginalpost
ballin alan watts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usuiWDHxe9c
I have a 10/10 gf, no joke. It doesn't make sense. She's got a nice ass face, diners drive ins and dives boobs (DDD) and a large shapely bottom. She's got just the right amount of belly. Physically, she's objectively perfect. (for me)
We don't mesh totally intellectually, she's from a strict catholic family and her parents have the worst taste I've ever heard, and so they sheltered her from a lot of cool stuff and information and stuff.
But we get along pretty good and we both like each other and what not.
The thing is, I'm not good in the sack. I didn't for about a year figure out the right way to whack it so I used to just rub my ding dong through my pants, and because of that--I think--my dick never fully reaches 90 degrees. It's also slightly soft I think? I don't know really since I've never touched another dick, but it's usually slightly malleable. On top of that, I'm super inconsistent on my run times, usually less than 5 minutes but occasionally for like 20-30. My boy is about 6 inches long though, so it's not like super short, nothing long but you know whatever.
I'm also a small man, 6' but about 145 pounds.
So anyways late last year she broke up with me. She said she wanted to see what it was like with other people, since I was her first real boyfriend.
Which left me pretty banged up, but come christmas time she says she wants to get back together. Since I'm like a 5 I'd be stupid to say no.
So we're back together but I can tell she's on the verge of breaking up with me again.
The thing is, she gets hit on a lot--especially by the black boys. She's got that physique. And she could literally go home with any guy she wanted to.
And so it sucks knowing when we break up she's gonna rebound ten times better than I will.
can anyone relate to this feel?
also I know you don't believe me about being a robot but like i'm 95% sure I have high functioning assburgers. I'm incredibly awkward I commit relatively severe social faux-pas like at least once a week. On top of that I just recently learned that people don't have to actively search for social cues and that most people didn't have to learn how to behave in social situations actively.
I also have a pretty recessed chin. Like from the front my face is probably a 7 but from the side it's probably more like a 4.
so it's pretty crazy I'm with this girl to begin with, guys literally hit on her in front of me and I'm just like I have no idea what to do here, I have no idea how to flirt even
sorry this is a lot of text and by starting my post by saying I have a 10/10 gf is asking for dismissal on here.
It's literally as insane to me as it would be to you though, it makes no sense but she says the skinny smart type is her type. She said she used to have a crush on Double D from ed edd and eddy.
You must realize that if she likes you there must be something special about you right? Stop focusing on your negative attributes and celebrating( and by that I mean paying attention to and making use of) your positive ones. If you do so, I think your relationship will last a lot longer than you think.
does this comic make you feel?
>>26242456
if i could read it i'd tell you
>>26242456
Shit nigga
original desu
It makes me feel like an ant.
I'm tired of you cunts self- labelling yourselves as so called "introverts", when in reality you're depressed and shunned people in society.
Actual introverted people have a career and normal life, and don't suffer in complete isolation. Also, please stop fucking taking those online "personality quizzes" then using INTJ and ISTP and whatever the fuck to categorise yourself as a person, you're probably the same cunts who believe in star signs and all that astronomical shit.
You're right. I am depressed.
I just happen to be an introvert too.
>>26242419
i have mental illness anon
Introvert in itself is a made up term for "failed human being." We just try to avoid hurting people's feelings so we gave it a term and label and made sure to tell everyone that "it's okay to be one :)"
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
I'M NOT YOUR LOVER
I'M NOT YOUR FAMILY
YEAAAAAAAAAH
>>26242317
I am bored with that band.
>>26242343
why
it's the perfect robot angst band
angsty music thread please lads?
