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how do I make my hair stop falling out?
pls ill do anything please help
>>26250251
shave entire head
done, hair won't fall anymore
>>26250275
This OP.
Shave your head for 10 years.
Should be fine after that.
Start using Rogaine products and never stop.
How do you like your pizza robots? What's the best topping?
>>26249688
I like Pizza Hawaii. If you mean childporn instead of cheesepizza as a pun, then fuck off
Cheeze Pizza or nothing tbqswy senpai
Pepperoni or chicken probably. Meaty pozzas are the best. I love anchovies too but that shit is just too salty tasting sometimes
Daily reminder no matter how hard you pretend not to care, you've missed out on teen sex and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
Have a good day!
>implying is difficult to fuck teenage girls in your late 20s.
>>26249876
This. I'm 25 and banging an 18 year old.
Teenage girls are vapid annoying cunts.
How long will it take this guy to snatch your oneitis?
>>26249594
i dont have one, family. fucking betas
>nigger lips
no white woman worth her salt will like him, he looks niggerish
About five seconds.
This goes for any woman I've ever cared about, even the ones I've been in relationships with.
Couldn't blame them, truth be told.
>You know what I call guys under 6'2?
>Friends
Do you swipe left or right?
I don't see a reason to swipe left.
If she's an asshole, she's more interesting than most matches, so I'd go for it.
Is that you? Cos if it is I think you're doing the guys a favour m8.
>>26249560
Right.
First message:
Do you know what I call girls with glasses?
4 eyes.
>tfw i earned more in 5 days than i do in a year in a virtual portfolio...
>tfw this is what a rich NEET probably earns
Cool beans. What'd you do?
Is that a game or real life
>>26249535
virtual portfolio = game
Post your sexual fantasies /r9k/
Preferably well thought and detailed
>be in my room playing vidya
>my cousin comes in and tells me she needs help with something
>sure, what's the problem?
>t-there's a boy that wants to go out with me and he'll probably want to kiss me
>what's the problem?
>I don't know how to kiss, I was thinking maybe you could help me... Never mind it was a stupid idea
>no, it's not a stupid idea
>sit her on my lap
>move her hair from her face
>kiss her gently at first but get carried away
>am I doing it right anon? I think you're getting hard
>put my hand up her skir
>Anon this was not part of the plan
>there's something else I should teach you too, so you can be prepared
>get her on her knees
>take my cock out, tell her to proceed as if it was a lollipop
>cum on her mouth
>give her a kiss on the forehead
>you're ready now
>t-thanks anon!
>>26249444
I would pay to watch that on a porn site
>>26249444
My sexual fantasy would be to be FUCKING LOVED AT LEAST ONCE IN MY MISERALE LIFE
>>26249526
Love is a lie. Forget about it.
Rose Wolfe thread. Come here Rosebuds
:^)
h-heyextremely original comment
>I wonder if rosario liked the martian
https://youtu.be/W-7AXQXI-VI
>>26249499
hey epi
i want to feel like a 14 year old fag again.
All you need to do then is go back in time 1 whole year.
>>26249327
curently listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY
>>26249454
Still too soon for that image senpai, when I first saw the whole thing I didn't watch porn for weeks after.
happy black history month. Thanks for making my ancestors slaves. I hope you enjoy this black history month with your family and friends.
Be my black weeb friend please and thank you.
>>26249288
>Thanks for making my ancestors slaves.
You should be thanking niggers in West Africa for that.
I thought it was october. How many black history months do you guys want
Online dating is a waste of time unless you're 10/10 chad right? I mean, i'm not an ugly man, i feel i'm fairly attractive but still can't get bitches to reply on OKCupid :/
pic related, its me
maybe take a pic of yourself outside so you don't look like a creepy loser
>>26249320
i took this during winter so bad lighting outside.
>>26249247
you look fine. internet dating is a crapshoot if you're just looking to get laid
What the fuck is this shit and why did it take off?
i see this cancer everywhere, social media, posters the tipping point was today when one of these quotes was on the side of a fucking bus.
why is this shit so popular
Ideology my good friend.
We are all jusht minions
To the schemes of some guy with loose morals.*sniff*
>>26249209
ironic image related
>>26249209
They are the natural evolution of emoticons->emoji->minions.
Auto bots I need some advice
Friend offered to sell me an ounce for 330
Is this overpriced for 28 grams?
DUDE WEED LMAO
fuck off normie
Depends on region. Here in Oregon I would never pay that much. 220 max and it would look a lot better than that bunk.
Thats on the upper end, but not unreasonable if it's quality weed.
>born in the north
>am a southerner at heart
>like weed and lean
>hate the cold
>can't even be outside if it's 50
>85 degrees is comfy as fuck
>all the music and culture I like is from the south
>all the nice beaches are down south
>more relaxed lifestyle and cheap cost of living
>no grey skinned northerners
>no vitamin d defiency
>>26249001
>tfw you can move to the south anytime. living most places there is cheap
Then come on down. You're right that it's cheap so if you can find an average job it won't be hard to get on your feet.
>>26249066
but all large cities have huge numbers of negros.
How do robots make/drink their coffee?
I like to use a french press, brew it with chai spices, and drink it with a splash of whole milk
>>26248889
>How do robots make/drink their coffee?
The same I have sex. I don't.
Pour over. Tablespoon of whipping cream.,
french press here as well. grinding the beans is a bitch
