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Bjork was the perfect woman. Y must we age?
>>26261073
my nigga
what a woman
>ITS FOR YOU
>POW
>ARRRRGGGHHHH
>Tfw your co-worker looks like young Bjork but she is a lesbian.
Why is life so cruel?
Do you miss being a teenager?
Why or why not?
Not really. I was a really big idiot.
>>26261068
no
I literally can't even remember the first 16 years of my life. I made an attempt when I was 7 to blank my memory and now it feels like it eats away at everything every year.
Hopefully I'll be happier now that I'm making an attempt to be myself
I don't miss my own teenage life, but if I could go back and live it differently I definitely would. I had the most borin teenage experience out of anyone I know.
dude just be yourself
Every time he's himself people just resent him and guilt him into doing what they want, I'm surprised Shinji didn't kill himself
>>26260959
congrabulations you lived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5yATAFDNW4
I feel non-existent everywhere I go, in that when there's more than just 1 or 2 people in a social situation I just tend to fade out into the background and can basically just leave and nobody would even notice.
How do you gain social presence?
is that a trap? pls tell
>>26261067
I think it's the bitch from scary movie 2, the one who has the ghost fuck her on the celing and gets killed
>>26261067
okay, 90% sure it isn't. guess my trap-identifying skills aren't so sharp.
Stupid things you regret
>gf of two years only cums clitorally
>hasn't much experience with guys
>buy her hitachi wand
>she starts masturbating regularly
>decides I am no longer adequate
>dumps me a few weeks later and becomes slut
>buying a cuck toy ever
The fuck is wrong with you
>>26260897
Girls do this white the dude who takes her virginity, they have the doors open, dont fall for the meme of used goods
>>26260927
Yeah totally agree, this obsession with virginity and purity causes way more fucking problems than if you were phantom "cucked" by one or two guys a few months ago before she ever met you.
The person I like asked if I was a MtF transexual
What could be worse?
>>26260839
>what could be worse?
If you were a male and someone asked you that
>>26260934
If FtM and OP was female, would be worse
>>26260839
Wait what? I've been living under a rock for awhile but when did we find a way to change a persons sex?
>screen goes black
>see your reflection
>he doesn't browse in the dark
Everyone looks like shit in phone screens though.
Its just how it is
>>26260808
>owning anything that has a reflective surface
>Be 27
>KHV
>fell for STEM meme
>No jobs in biology
>Start writing Chad fanfics to live vicariously
>They become pretty popular
>Fast forward a decade
>Whole neomasculine culture grows up around my writings and other wannabe chads
>PUAs, MGTOWs, MRAs, Red Pills
>Self publish books of my fanfics sleeping with Stacies around the world.
>Decide to hold a worldwide gathering of fellow men.
>SJWs find out.
>World leaders promising to to block my visa
>Get death threats on twitter
>sweatingbullets.jog
>Mum calls the cops for me because I hate talking on the phone
>My whole empire is crumbling.
What a faggot.
I like how he recently posted about how the migrant crisis was killing Europe even though he himself is a muslim whose parents immigrated to America.
Time for everyone to get their stomachs pumped because it looks like the Red Pill was a placebo.
>>26260767
>who's parents immigrated into America
Uhhh
What a terrible fucking post. I gleaned nothing from reading all that trash you typed, and I only gained anything from this thread since I believe I recognize that guy from his pro-rape youtube video I saw linked here just yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxjc37i0JOc
>>26260809
http://www.avoiceformen.com/sexual-politics/game/bang-the-definitive-interview-with-rooshv-part-one/
According to him at least. I guess it could be unreliable testimony.
>mfw I catch feels for someone taken
How's everyone else's day?
A classic, me too.
>>26261132
Feels bad man, the bite of knowing you can't win them over
feels bad yeah i know this feel. and its hard to cope because it's hard to fight chemical reactions in your brain.
she doesn't have to be your girlfriend for you to care about her and be her friend.
Do girls like her exist, /r9k/?Minus the eating disorder
No, they all have an eating disorder or cheat or some fucked up personality thing to ruin them
>>26260713
Yeah plenty of shit women exist :^)
>>26260713
No because that woman clearly has fake tits
http://efukt.com/21198_Mom_Watches_Daughters_Blowjob_Audition.html
degeneret roastie whores
>>26260621
I don't even care that they're whores, I just wish I could be the one fucking
>you'll never be tall and rich
killing myself
>>26260621
Holy shit, I know herI'm pretty sure I've jerked off to a ton of her vids
Efukt always nails the musical accompaniment
guys help im really scared
im going on a trip soon and ill have to stay with someone ive never met in an appartment style room. thats scary enough but the problem is: ive never used toilet paper, nor do i want to, but i cant bring tge right water-holder with me on the trip
How do i do it /r9k/? give me your cleanup tips
>>26260613
take off a few sheets and fold them into a square. wipe your ass with it. look at the dirty paper before you throw it in the toilet. if there's a lot of shit on it, take some more sheets and keep wiping. if there's nothing left (or only a very tiny amount) you're done.
you've really never used toilet paper in your whole life?
>>26260613
you eat it
>>26260702
>no mention of blood on toilet paper
???
hurry up what do you guys want
im next in line
nobody is in front of me
>>26260478
>no doritoes
IDC senpai
Toomaytoe
>>26260478
I want doritos, now.
Why do women seem to think men can only have either a little itty bitty tiny babwie penis or a HUGE GIGANTIC MONSTER TITAN SCHLONG?
I believe the cut off is 6.8 inches in length, and over 5.5 inches in girth. Anything below is teeny tinyy, anything bigger is HYOOOGE.
>tfw both of those exactly
What am I?
>>26260396
Is this bone pressed m8?
>>26260396
>I believe the cut off is 6.8 inches in length, and over 5.5 inches in girth. Anything below is teeny tinyy, anything bigger is HYOOOGE.
It makes sense to me. Anything that isn't large=bad/unenjoyable sex for women. So average is just as bad to them as small.
>I jerked off to aggressively and now have to wait 30 minutes to an hour for the pee dribbles to stop FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I SHOULD BE ASLEEP RIGHT NOW
K that's cool and all
I HATE that feel man.
>tfw after you fap your dick glues itself shut
