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How do I stop being shy?
>>26257645
Get often in social situations, isolate the feeling you might have, the anxiety, check your eye movement and the feeling you might have when looking at someone in your eyes, isolate all these feelings and hold them as long as you can.
Then wish you want them gone, then retry with the same social situations and repeat until those alien feelings are actually gone.
Also stop masturbating, your inner knowledge percieves when the person in front of you is more dominant than you are, by retaining your semen you will also retain your strenght of will and dominance.
Being so shy that you can't look at someone in the eyes is not innate character of a person, it's something aquired by a combination of bad mental and physical habits.
>>26257835
I can look at men in the eyes but looking at women in the eyes is really hard.
I just can't do it
>>26257990
Just do it, just randomly cross eye with a stranger and hold that agitated feeling, then wish it gone after you analyze it and try to see where in your brain it starts, observe it don't pay attention to the situation you're in.
Again, this is very important, no joke, do not fap, i myself am hardly able to keep eye contact if i do, because i would miss the confidence and power to keep the eye contact, no wonder eyes are called the mirrors of the soul, a brighter soul will blind a darker one.
How's 2016 been for you so far robots? Making progress?
Broke both my legs falling from a building, feels good :^)
>>26257638
tomorrow
[original]
>>26257638
Been pretty good
>going to the gym 6 days a week
>cut fast food down to once a week
>got a job interview tomorrow
Do lesbian women make the best robot companions?
>helps you to be comfortable around women
>no pressure to impress her
>she understands the frustration of courting women
>she's somewhat a social outcast
>can teach you to be butch and outgoing
Lesbian anons, why haven't you adopted a robot dyke tyke yet?
>>26257458
>Do lesbian women make the best robot companions?
Yes
t. anon with dyke internet friends
>>26257458
fags gonna fag, betas gonna orbit, and cucks gonna emasculate themselves.
>>26257458
>Lesbian anons, why haven't you adopted a robot dyke tyke yet?
Robots are usually insufferable, boring, and even more high-maintenance than your average female in my experience.
Any of you robots ever see your mother naked?
>>26257416
Once or twice when i was a kid.
>>26257416
When I was younger I saw my mom naked on accident turned out she wasnt a woman and had a feminine penis
>>26257502
Does your dad have a masculine vagina?
>Went movies last night with my cousin to watch dirty grandpa
>Good movie
>Eventually finishes
>We get up and go to leave before my cousin decides to go take a piss
>I'm waiting outside of the toilet with my tracksuit pants and singlet (Been wearing a singlet every since i started lifting weights) and enjoy showing off my lats and broad shoulders
>When 2 girls and 4 guys (they are all friends) start heading my way
>Few of them stand in front of the toilets for about 2 minutes talking
>Another group of people start heading my way and one fat girl
>Girl from the other group who is slightly chubby decides to yell 'OOMPA LOOMPA INCOMING"
>Sort of felt like she tried showing off in front of me
Are women their own worst enemies?
>>26257413
>Are women their own worst enemies?
Yes. Next.
>>26257434
To be fair, i believe women are far worse bullies then males.
>tracksuit pants and singlet
You a slav or something?
>Out with normies for a change
>they start talking about dick length
>convo turns to me
>I say my dick is about as long as an iPhone 6 (5 and a half)
>Girl pulls phone out of her pocket and sets it on the table
>All of them start laughing
>They start asking me how it even works
>All the guys say they're at least an inch bigger than that
>One girl says it's not enough
>They don't listen to me insisting it's average
Why did I even bother? I seriously went back to my father's house to get the gun out of his safe and stared at it for 2 hours.
Worst day of my entire life
>>26257297
???
That's the average size, mang.
My dick is like 5 and a half too.
You should've just laughed it off, anon
>>26257297
90% of communication is non verbal.
You probably answered way too seriously or something.
If you can't help but answer seriouslly, then be brutally honest.
>I dunno exactly how big it is. If you guys are so curious, I can take off my pants right now and you can measure it.,
>>26257297
fake it until you make. you done fucked up
Can we just frogpost a bit in this thread? Pepe helps me with my feels
please i just spilled all my spaghetti when texting with someone who seemed to be interested help me cope senpai
Sorry senpai, I got nothing
have a green frog 7
Anyone else find it hilarious that westerners get marginalized in their own countries? I mean not just beneficial, but also funny?
Throughout history there have been a lot of absurd situations but I don't think any quite as absurd as this.
You're a fucking idiot for taking daily mail seriously.
You're genuinely dumb. Young right wingers need a better news rag to rage from
>>26257168
>one person knows better
vs
>group of people who don't know any better
uh what? the judge is right, you can't punish children because they don't understand.
There was a place where people starved to death once because guys weren't allowed to fish and the women were too lazy/shit at it.
How the fuck do I placate myself
Im so fucking angry I think im going to do something stupid
How do I calm myself?
Start using your brain and rationalize your anger none of this auto pilot emotional bullshit
>>26257141
>How the fuck do I placate myself
Rationalism
>How do I calm myself?
Meditation and/or mindfulness
Or stop giving a fuck.
>>26257141
Remember you are in control of your thoughts. Humans are born with intuition and agency; use them.
If you got a weak chin, you might as well just kill yourself now, because no woman will ever find you attractive.
I don't have a weak chin, but I have a weak jaw which is about a billion times worse. I've seen chinless men who had plenty of success with women. A weak jawed man is lucky if he can get a fat girl on a good day.
Why would I care if they find me attractive?
I fully agree. A strong jaw is indicative of high test. You'll notice that all three actors also have good hair and are tall.
To be attractive, you really need the whole package.
itt: we discuss normie parent logic
> violently rage against you when you go against their wishes fpr years
> wonder why you became an unassertive pushover
> wonder if they were shit parents
> get upset if you confirm they were shit and make excuses
> take credit for your successes as a parent
> when you fuck up tell you that you are being influenced by everyone else who isn't them, from the friends you don't have to the TV you don't watch
>raises child horribly
>kicks them out at 18
>when I was your age I already graduated college and make 100k per year
>>26256907
>Authoritarian as fuck
>Never let me hang out with friends or go to parties
>Eventually people stopped inviting me to things
>Parents wondered why I spent so much time on my computer and didn't have any friends
I'm so fucking glad I left that prison. I don't even fucking visit them.
> white people being in charge of their own destinies when they can't even stand up to mummy
jej
>at math class, trying to educate myself
>sitting between 2 desks of guys who REALLY don't like me
>guy behind me kicks my seat
>turn around to tell him to stop
>guy in front of me slaps my neck while i have my head turned
>the slap was loud, a lot of guys have noticed and are either sorry or laughing at me
>guy behind me slaps my neck the second i try to confront the guy in front of me
>of course, the teacher is the only one who hasn't fucking noticed
>position myself so that my back faces the wall
>those 2 guys take or throw around my pens and notebooks
>eventually secure my things
>"HEY TEACHER, LOOK AT ANON, HE IS RESTING HIS BACK ON THE WALL"
>"WOW ANON, THIS IS A SCHOOL NOT A BAR"
>useless clueless teacher asks me to sit properly
>as the entire class is laughing at this unjustice and the 2 guys are smugly smiling for being able to continue torturing me
haha yeah, i just have to be myself xDDDDD. fuck off, some people just never had a chance.
for some rage-relief, i eventually beated the shit out of one of them and they never dared to mess with me again, but bullying can really fuck your shit up.
>>26256898
How old are you? I really wish somebody would pick on me like this now. Most people won't even keep eye contact with me on campus.
>Tell the professor
>Tell the professor if they don't stop you're going to retaliate
>EMPHASIZE the fact that THEY'RE the ones harassing YOU.
>Throw a little punchy-roo, spend a year in jail, realize that nothing in life matters, and have the satisfaction that you faced your tormentor
But you probably won't do any of this. You're the type of person who gets picked on. Its in your nature, and there is something in your being that allows this to happen to you.
>>26256898
>mfw thread is about to die after only 5 minutes
>>26256898
TEACHER KNOWS!!!
Trust me. They only let kids sort themselves out. They had enough of the problems as is. Teachers dont intervene in class hierarchy. It rarely happens. Much less if its a female.
>"Why don't you make a program like that facebook guy, son? You know he made it in his basement, you're smart too you can do it!"
>>26256890
>tfw your dad asked why you don't make a videogame since you spend so much time on them
Dad, I'm not smart enough. I can't do anything
>tfw your dad is also a loser
>>26256890
>tfw you wish niggerdad meme was your real dad
>tfw mom always told me that black socks were for old men
>tfw only have white socks
>tfw look like a little kid with autism around all the other college students with dark socks
F-fuck you, mom.
>>26256873
>wearing any socks with shorts.
>>26256902
>not wearing socks with shorts
nigger what the fuck are you doing?
I was told apparently you're not supposed to wear socks with my type of shoes so I don't know this feel
>tfw chad is lonely and bored of sex after sleeping with 400 women
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432027/I-ve-slept-400-women-m-lonely-bored-sex-says-Twitter-playboy.html
>women only want him for the sex and don't want to settle down longterm
Obviously. No one wants a man whore of that caliber either. The women that browse your social media probably expect you to cheat on them since you post nudes all day
U S E D G O O D S
that guy looks beta as fuck
maybe there is hope for us after all
>Women will see this and think "Maybe *I* can be the one to make him happy!"
>Even if they can't, they know sex with him will be good so there's no way they can lose
