Can someone please explain to me how the fuck do I play chords like this? I'm so bad at guitar and don't know any terms for it, I'm trying to teach myself how to play but it's really frustrating.
>>26259063
Do your index and middle fingers like a claw
>>26259084
Index and ring rather. My bad
>>26259063
Mute the fat string with your index finger or thumb
Hahaha, that's so funny anon, but seriously, what do you do for a living?
>>26258939
I'm a Knight in the Commonwealth division of the Brotherhood of Steel
Project t engineer for a very large highway construction company in the state of Pennsylvania.
>>26258939
beautiful woman. women are so beautiful
>Millions of girls are experiencing the feeling of pooping out solid digested food out of their buttholes right now.
>>26258686
women's assholes smell objectively worse than men's. It's because their inferior.
White males' assholes smell better than roastie whore assholes
TAKE THE REDPILL
>>26258686
does that mean only 1 in every thousand people are pooping at any given time?
>>26258686
I'm a female and I just came back from pooping. How does that make you feel, anon?
>tfw receding hairline is the only thing holding me back
At least you assholes have fixable problems.
>>26258629
>tfw small penis
Fuck you op
>fixable problems
>maxilla
get on fin
and how can it be the only thing holding you back? im assuming your hairline wasnt receding from the day you were born?
So VR sex is upon us robots. What are your thoughts? I'm a virgin beta like the rest of you so I'm curious, but I might just stick with my fleshlight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyFMVjPhl9o
>>26258516
>second life-tier models
FUCKING DROPPED
>>26258516
What. The. Fuck.
is that like a fucking bored barrel?
>>26258676
It's for simulating sex with robowaifus
who /waitingforantidepressantstowork/ here
Me
I feel dizzy and want to puke all the time
When the fuck is this supposed to start working
>>26259763
2 to 4 weeks, depending on the type.
Yes
I was told not to drink, but I really want to fucking drink. Its torture.
Was this you /r9k/?
What the fuck is that image even? How do those things correlate? It was made by an idiot nigger obviously.
>did the homework
>implying
>>26258275
You haven't seen the rolling bullsey- I mean backpack?
It's the sure sign of an autistic time.
i know its trendy to say this shit sucks. but it really does
so can someone explain the appeal to me. it tastes absolutely awful. why is it one of the most popular beers in the world
>>26258236
americans have no taste
>>26258236
It's cheap, it has alcohol, and we wanna regret it, damnit!
>>26258236
It's cheap and light enough that you can drink a ton of it during drinking games. That said I'd rather just less of something more expensive because I get drunk pretty easily.
>having to speak to people with a lazy eye
>which one is lazy?
>which do I lok?
who is that in the pic, I swear I recognize him but google gives me nothing
>>26258195
Thats easy senpai.
Look at the one that's looking at you.
>>26258219
It's Ron you idiot
anybody else think rehab would be an excellent place to get a gf?
think about it
lots of fragile impressionable young females who are looking to turn their lives around and get out of their current environment
many would probably see marriage and children as a good option to help them with that
you could be their rock
plus their standards can't be too high, they're drug addicts for fuck's sake
>>26258194
>want wife
>want kids
>want love
I want something else.
>>26258194
anon i've dated nothing but junkies and whores my whole life, and while it is incredibly fun at times, it is not who you want for a serious relationship.
>>26258230
Not OP but I was thinking more about the raped/daddy issue girls.
>that sperg kid who stands outside and holds the door open for everybody every morning
>>26258088
that kid who sprinted Naruto style to catch the bus
When I was a student teacher I didn't actually have a key to the building so that kid saved me from being late for waiting at the door.
Thank you door kid.
>>26258088
>that kid who's friendly with everyone but doesnt have any friends.
Post a gif that sums up your life
this is how im feeling inside
it's an abstract kind of feel senpai
This comment is guaranteed to be 100% original.
kissless virgin here I want to know how do you actually make out with a girl I don't know the technique and I am too scared to try with a girl because I don't know what I am doing
please help
>>26257888
i had a gf once and i just straight out asked her how cuz i didnt want to embarrass myself. we both had a laugh. her advice was shit but all i can say is that you kinda just figure it out after a couple seconds. its really weird and awkward
>>26257888
Kiss her lips and stick your tongue in her mouth and mash it all over the place. Grab her tits or her ass as you do so, according to your preferences.
>>26257888
I wish this pepe was a gif but I accept it anyway. Anyone got any high detailed comfy pepe's?
Anyone have suggestions on some other good reads?
>>26257887
Is this book allow in Europe?
Texxe Marrs wrote a book called Codex Magica which I've always meant to read. It's about heraldry and hidden symbology in everyday life particularly in badges, corporate logos and flags. Might be boring as fuck though.
>>26257887
This is why christianity makes no sense. Jesus was a jew, but christians are supposed to be followers of Jesus, who was a jew, not a christian.
Can someone explain to me what exactly this section of 4chan is? I mean after looking through it i can kind of understand its about talking about how unfulfilling your life is and making fun of people that enjoy theyre life even though they are mindless working cogs of society, normie fucks is the correct term i believe, but can someone hit the nail on the head for me Thanks
Yours truly, Anon
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This is purgatory. This is where you see the same threads and same replies over and over again 24/7. The Refresh button, it does not satisfy me anymore.
>>26257781
This board is dedicated to normies that pretend not to be normies, eventually you find someone that is not a normie but he is quickly shunned by all the normies.
Someone of exactly 4chan's what this section is what Can you explain to me? I stupid work cogs normie fuck of their society of my kind, I talk of unfulfilling how is your life the fun of people who enjoy the life I want to ask even though the correct term to believe for it to be, it is possible to understand that, but you can sense after seeing through it, someone will hit the nail on the head for me thanks
You really, Anon
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