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Goldfish bowl or something. What was her name ?
Where is the link to her youtube channel ?
post screenshots and links to her videos in this thread. She took down her videos.. ?
I thought one of the faggots here would be smart and save her vids, maybe someone will upload the vids in a few days tho
off topic but is it bad that i used to eat my pet goldfishes?
this brought back those memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJNL3SAUFN4
Who /CancerSurvivor/ here
Wrong board, people here deliberately try to die when they're lucky enough to get cancer.
>>26242251
Well I sometimes wish I died. Destroyed my parents lives financially. I know this for a fact because my mom let her true feelings out when she got drunk one night
>>26242277
What? Explain, I can't even comprehend someone being angry at someone for getting cancer
Pepe reporting in, pretty much every detail is true. Thankfully I have a NEET gf but besides that I'm in a pretty shitty place in my life.
Wojak here, does your gf at least love you or is she just a golddigger?
How to get NEET gf
is it just me or is wojak literally perfect
Is there anything more self centered than divorcing your spouse for anything other than severe physical abuse?
Ruining the lives of your children just because you're bored is unacceptable and these people should be harshly punished.
>>26241885
Kids adjust easily. They would be sad for a while, but they'd also be sad when they get older and realize their parents were miserable for years and years.
>>26241933
It's statistically proven that growing up without a father leads to a significant increase in the incidence of mental illness, poor social skills and even criminality.
>>26241885
once the kids are gone it's kind of a waste
let them part ways if they hate each other
>tfw reddit is down for maintenance
only reason i'm here rn
get the fuck out you reddit faggot
Whats there to do on Reddit anyways? The last good thing was black twitter but that was a year ago now
This is a bit of a weird question, but would any robots be interested in playing Monster Hunter? Specifically MHP3rd.
You can play it for free on your PC using the PPSSPP emulator. It's not hard to get it setup and it's a pretty fun game in case you've never played any MH games before.
Tried asking on /vg/ but just got ignored. I know it's not exactly a super relevant topic, but I thought maybe a fellow robot would be interested.
Only have 4U and would rather not go backwards in the series.
I can play mh4u if anyone wants.
Also mhp3rd is the easiest monhun so rather not.
>tfw finally get around to playing MHF and 3rd
>everyone's on that wii/3ds shit
I wound up cheating and sucking most of the fun out of it
>tfw developing a stutter
Y-you j..just need to lube u-up y-y-your tonsils w-with some c-cum anon
>tfw literally can't make coherent sentences anymore
>>26241547
I developed a stutter because my older brother would always interrupt me so I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
I learned to slow down when I spoke. For atleast 15 years I would stutter when I got excited.. By mid 30s my stutter is 100% gone.
One of my kids started to stutter a little and I taught him to slow down and let his mouth catch up to the thoughts in his head. It stopped it immediatly.. (Sadly my parents made fun of me and encouraged my stutter)
Just slow down and speak more deliberately.
>grandmother is a widow, dying, and depressed
>genuinely feel bad for her, talk to her and cheer her up
>every time I call, first thing she asks is do I have a gf yet
She just cares about you anon, she wants you to be happy and know when you are happy.
>>26241484
NO THAT ROASTIE FUCKING SHIT DOESN'T.
SHE JUST WANTS FUCKING KIDS.
I HATE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>26241419
>tfw nobody in my family has ever asked me if I have a gf
They all know I'm a 31 y/o, khv...
Let me die in my sleep.
What did you fap to today?
Just this big picture of a cock.
Maybe it's time I admit to myself that I might be slightly gay.
>>26241295
That's not even a girlcock, you're full homo
>>26241212
schlicked to traps and sissy's per usual
dubs and i kill myself tomorrow
do it
bloxox
>>26241179
So when will you kill yourself now? What's got you down anon?
>>26241179
do not do it
donut
dubs and u dont and put money in my paypal account
You all complain about women being whores. Yet you can't even get laid. So which is it? You're literally not even considered a man until you've had sex with a women. Stop being little fags and put yourselves out there. NEETbitches need not apply, you guys are hopeless and I'm glad you won't be able to procreate.
>>26241042
give us some advice senpai
>>26241042
Because a bunch of wageslaves procreating is better?
I guess you'll make fine cattle for the higher ups to milk.
>>26241042
Think I saw this b8 a couple of weeks ago.
Hey robots, I have a really upset stomach because I have a crush on a girl, is this normal? I work with her and today we talked a lot, she said some stuff I said was adorable and she even came to my table after work because I ordered food when I got out and she said goodbye to me specifically which I have never seen her do for anyone else. We work opposite shifts and I only saw her today because I picked up a shift for someone. I usually only see her otherwise towards the end of her shift when I'm getting in. She really likes to try to talk to me but I'm usually pretty quiet. I think she's waiting for me to make a move. I work with her on Friday for an hour and I want to know how I should approach things. Should I ask for her number, facebook, snapchat, anything to get in touch outside of work? She's 17 and I'm almost 21 so that may be a problem, right? Also how do I stop thinking about her when I'm not with her. it really hurts my stomach, like I said, I can sleep because of it.
p.s. she mentioned that some guy in drive thru asked if we were dating because he said it looked like we liked each other. She also called me buff, which I like to think I am, I get complimented for a lot at work. So she's clearly hitting on me, right?
>>26240952
p.s.s. I meant I can't sleep because my stomach hurts
>>26240952
Guys please help. I've only had sex once and had one gf. I dont remember how to do these things on my own. I dont want to fuck up:-(
Sex AND a gf? Fuck you.
So I have a little story that you guys might appreciate
>13 years old
>not really in touch with my family
>find out that I have a cousin that I didn't know about that is only a year older than me
>she's my paternal grandmother's youngest sister's youngest daughter
>meet her for the first time
>immediately notice she's kinda cute
>she takes a liking to me
>nothing happens but she's pretty chill and unlike most people, treats me like a human being
So nothing happens that time, however fast forward a couple of years
>15 years old, she's 16
>her parents own a nice ass cabin and some property on the Olympic Peninsula in Washington state over looking the ocean
>my parents and I get invited to come that spring and stay a week
>this is the first time I've seen this cousin since we first met
>she's turned into a total Stacey cunt
>just ignores the whole family and keeps her eyes to her phone
>at the time I'm a lard ass etc
>she still treats me well but isn't as nice and friendly as she was before
>I end up sick three days in
>everyone drives 40 minutes to go do whatever
>she stays behind because she's pissed at her mom for some reason and made a thing of it
>I spend all day going back and forth between the kitchen, bathroom, and my room (well the room I shared with my parents and brother)
>finally at around 3pm I manage to go take a shower
>I hear the door open about 10 minutes in
>"oh God I'm sorry anon" followed by a pause, then she closes the door
>I get out 20 minutes later or so and my clothes are gone
>figure I must have forgotten them or something
>walk down the hall wrapped in a towel toward my room
>turn the corner
>she's there and takes a picture with her phone
>I kinda freak out
>get in my room, close the door
>notice the towel is open around my junk
>mfw
>look for the my suitcase
>it's gone
>fugg
>walk over to my cousin's room and ask her if she's seen my luggage through the door
>"no anon, you left it on the couch"
Should I continue? It's not sexy.
>>26240923
Well I guess I'll continue. Didn't pre-type it out because fuck you.
>go into living room area
>find my suitcase there
>as I'm walking back, pass her room, her door is open, and she sees me
>whistles
>I whatever and got get dressed
>nothing happened after that on that trip
So there is the more recent thing. Should I even bother?
>>26241061
Do it, desu.
>>26241073
Alright, give me a minute.
So, a girl just texted me. She's renting a movie. Wanted to know if I want to come over Friday and watch it with her. She's making popcorn.
Wtf do I do robots this is all new territory for me.
I feel like I should respond soon but idk even what to say. Help me out please
Say "I would like that" keep it simple bro come on you can do this
just write "k"
gir's like guys who are unresponsive
>>26240721
>renting a movie
basically netflix and chill for people born before 1990
If someone offered you a million dollars to let everyone you know read every post you've ever made on 4chan, would you do it?
>>26240716
Yes. A thousand times yes.
Sure. Nobody I know is going to read through all of that shit. And I can always play it off as a joke if they do find anything they happen to not like.
Honestly......... I think not
