>Tfw no philosophy board on 4 chan
>>25695729
go to lit phaggot
>>25695729
>inb4 a bunch of edgy kids debate existentialism in with nihilism and suicide
>>25695729
Spit some knowledge my way OP. I need a perspective shift
If you're on this board and ARENT BLACK you need to GET THE FUCK OUT!
If you AREN'T BLACK there IS NO WAY IN HELL that you could ever be a robot.
If you AREN'T BLACK, you are literally living life on EASY MODE. NO EXCUSES!
relevanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yet2Q0M32GQ
>>25695733
That has to be the most cringe inducing thing I have ever had the displeasure of seeing.
>be 6'5" Slav
>literally get told to my face "no offence but you look like a rapist"
Sure thing nignog living in a society filled with brainwashed whores who gag for nigger dick must be so fucking hard compared to Ivan the alabaster sodomist
Online dating is toxic. I've been in a relationship for 3.5 years online. Never even met her physically. Thankfully I'm not being catfished, I think?
Why havent you made a trip to see her? If its over seas just end it.
You have definitely had cam sex right?
>>25695710
online "dating" is just roleplaying. You werent in any relationship.
>>25695710
>3.5 years
>dating for this long
>ever
Nigga wtf are you doing? Seriously.
HOWW do I get better at socializing? I'm literally unable to be funny, joke around and that like NTs can
I mean, if I'm with 1 or 2 other people it's okay, but whenever we're 4 or more I'm mostly just sitting there being passive AAAAAAAA I'm not taking up any space
You don't, just avoid situations where there are large amounts of people.
I'm sure someone in this thread will say something like "you just gotta get out there brah, practice makes perfect!" but that's fucking bullshit and you will only get hurt. You know your limits, stay within them or the normies will see you stepping out of line and just smack you back into your place.
Just kind of act like its you and 1 or 2 other people in the room. It's trial amd error and a little more complex than 'just be yourself'. But the main thing here is to stop thinking so much and whatever funny thought that goes through your mind, say it.
Try watching some stand up comedy, that's the best example i can think of, and i mean literally watch tons of stand up comedy until it rubs off on you
>>25695704
JBYS senpai desu
Good Luck
i want to die so much that like a spastic i impulsively say aloud 'i wish i was dead' when im completely alone for no particular reason
>>25695657
It's good to let it all out.
Even when there are people around you and you're likely to just make them feel uncomfortable.
i sincerely wish that someone like a burglar or mugger or whatever would shoot and kill me because i am too scared to kill myself. i am a pointless unremarkable defective leech of a person and i do nothing for anyone
So why haven't you died yet?
Who here /alcoholic/?
Unable to stop. I wash a whole six-pack (three liters, 0.8 galons for you Americans) down every night.
Recently went for a smoke before sleep and vomited into the trashcan on the smoking balcony of my dorm. Roommate complained that someone vomited there. Now commandant of our dorm told me that she had to send the trashcan to cleaners and we have to put our cigarette butts into a glass jar in the meantime. I'm not ashamed. But I do want to die.
It's not my fault my small country produces cheap beer for neighboring EU countries.
>>25695588
honestly a six pack a night isn't that bad. You aren't even hammering down a bottle of liquor in a night. Just stay at this level or taper down on the beer, because you're definitely not beyond saving.
>>25695588
Honestly the best advice I can give you is to just stop. Plain and simple. Don't buy alcohol. Don't be anywhere that would tempt you to drink. Remember, anything that doesn't benefit your mental or physical well being should be rejected as poison.
>tfw too poor for alcohol or other drugs
>tfw too lazy to post an image to visualize how I feel
so a man looking like this is marrying a fucking model
what the fuck is your excuse?
>>25695431
I'm not a nearly dead media tycoon.
I'm not filthy fucking rich.
I wonder if rich people ever get bitter about gold diggers or do they actually delude themselves into thinking she's in love with him, not the money.
>Net worth: $12.4 billion USD (2015)
I have a question /r9k/... Before all you miserable fucks inevitably end your lives what will your last words be?
>>25695406
I need a cock in my twink ass
Elliot was right. He was always right
This is your fault Dad.
I've seen vile things that no human being should ever have witnessed. I thought nothing could faze me until I had one of the most introspective and robotic thoughts never before thought possible.
I said to myself... "I'm tired". And I just kept repeating it and repeating it and repeating it until I was on the floor of my apartment, curled up and crying.
I'm 18 years old and yet I feel as if I'm an old man who seen it all. I'm just tired.
Who else /tired/ here and why?
>>25695343
Too much. Just too much.
it's OK. Build something that was never there.
Try, at least.
I'm tired of working desu senpai. I feel like my life is just one big cycle of work, ultimately leading to death. This isnt what life was supposed to be.
>>25695343
I'm tired of weed being illegal senpai.
Guy's I'm gonna get a gf. I'm a 24yo hhkv, my stats:
>moving out
>studying art
>drive a motorbike
>not ugly
>dress well
>tall (6 ft 2)
>introvert and have interests
>blunt so truthful and trustful
Mid:
>abuse drugs (downers and alcohol mainly)
>shut...
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>alcoholic drug addict
>not a downside
Is this a meme?
>>25695317
>>studying art
>>25695341
Instead of being the pussy that killed himself I thought to go for something I want to do.
Money waste, but I've never been big on money. Always poor, don't mind staying poor.
I just cleaned and am now redecorating my room. Ask me anything!
But... I feel so accomplished. Also my new full chassis computer is pretty beast!
is that a 5 year old girls desk
hahaha
>>25695586
No. It was a housewarming gift from my mom. :/
Why the fuck can't newfags and nomies Jusy stay the fuck away from our board.
I'm fucking sick and tired seeing this board go to hell
It's fucking simple, I don't like sports so don't go on /sp/. If you are not a robot GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO BACK TO INSTAFAG, NORMIEBOOK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT NOMIES USE.
I will make it easy for you to understand. If you do not meet ALL of the below requirements, kindly fuck off and never come back
>neet
>KV
>no...
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degenerate scum kill yourself desu senpai desu
Post your boipucci, NEETsissy
>>25695207
So, roll tide?
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE MY FRIEND IS DATING THIS DISGUSTING UGLY FUCKING WHALE. I JUST CANT.
And to make it worse she has 2 fucking kids, WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?!?! He's atleast average in looks and that thing just looks fucking gross, HOLY SHIT IM MAD, they've been dating for almost 4 years now, what a fucking cuck.
Roasties always date up, my friend. This is nothing new.
Also, most normalfaggot men have no problem with single mothers. They're cucked bluepills. It's your job as his friend to uncuck him. Godspeed, friend.
the sexual market value of men has plummeted in recent years
Anon have you not been on r9k for long? This is how it works now. Your friend has gone for the best he can get and is happy now.
Hey /r9k/
After something like 3 years, I've come to terms with myself and ready to tell a life story of sorts.
Nobody will probably care whatsoever but it's the most fitting place to tell it.
Anyway, I was always the autistic loser type. I'm far from being attractive, have problems with pronouncing words and generally talking problems. Kissless virgin etc.
At some point I realized it'd be much better to find friends on the internet and so I did, but the crucial part was when somehow I decided it'd be best to pretend I'm a girl....
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will you start the fire?
>>25694851
Fugg man. I read that whole thing expecting you to say you were going to shoot up a school or something.
0/10, back to normiebook.
>>25694851
> it's the most fitting place to tell it.
Since you broke 2 board rules with this post alone, no, it's not.
>>>/soc/
/r9k is not for making friends.
>Black
>Spent the night listing to country music though to depression
My life has truly gone downhill.
Late for the Sky is a good one for that
Here ya go niggabro :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaP8NGML_QE
>>25695444
nice trips and 70's country
merle haggard and highwaymen are nice too