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>driving in snow
>car doesn't stop
>hit person in front of me into intersection
I feel bad but wtf is wrong with cars ? dont fucking brake?
>>25701754
>driving in snow
What's "snow"?
t. Houston
> driving in snow
>truck in front of me stops
>I'm trying to stop
>now where else to go
> plow over road work sign
The truck in front of me was the road workers. I didn't know what to do so waited till the guy waved me thrs and asks if I'm alright and I apologize about the sign.
>>25701799
ohio
I literally held the brakes and my car just would not stop and pushed snow. had to hit him because nowhere else to go/nothing else to do
:/
Would /r9k/ fuck this chick??
>Big tits
Yes
I'd avoid, but if she was at my house with me alone, it's probably going down.
no , my max allowed weight for a girll is 135
like zero zero
I'm kinda starving here
at least I have half a bottle of scotch for tonight
>>25701547
Don't feel bad I live in my friends car when he's not using it. I literally have nothing. Same outfit for 3 weeks no shit. At least you got scotch. I park outside of mcfaggots and shitpost on a stolen iPod touch. I couldn't get money on PayPal if I tried.. An we read these warm neets compare waifu an cry wanting to kill themselves. Come live THIS fuckin life man
>nuuu muh motherboard ;__;
When I was broke I had lunch at the soup kitchen and dinner at the Salvation Army, when I was really broke I stayed in the homeless shelter.
There are options if you're desperate.
>>25701547
You /house/ bro?
I've gotten used to being permanently cold.
>tfw not that bad because you look normie an people usually throw money at you because you look like their kids.
If someone bought a X bedroom house and set it up so that
>you pay $500 month to stay
>3 meal included
>you share bathroom with your roommate
>one of the roommates is in pic
>you MUST participate in the basement gym and morning runs
>everyone cooks for everyone
>no chores, hired maid that you cannot seduce/rape, same applies to your roommate
>you MUST participate in mystery group activity night set up by owner (anything from movie night to camping trip 3 hours from house)
would you live there?
>>25701535
what's the point of having a qt roommate if i have no chance of seducing her
>>25701535
That's a dream for me
>ever living with a woman you aren't fucking
>sharing a bathroom with her
costanza.png
>women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqxZldc-dSk
topp keks
>after everything I've done...
just LEAVE THEN GOD.
I jumped a little when it happened.
Crazy bitch.
Let's share /internetgf/ stories.
Met her online about a year ago, we talked for a few months. She got a job in the same city as me. We saw each other a few times 'as friends' before I got the courage to kiss her. We slept in the same bed a few times, but never had sex. She was not that into me. I have no idea why she agreed to be my gf. She seemed not interested at all most times (no, she wasn't with me for the money). She got a better job and moved. We stopped talking after that.
I still think about her even though it's been months since she left. I think the whole experience made me more depressed, but I would do it all over again if I had the chance.
How do i get internet gf
>>25701443
so who internet gf here but actually fucked once you met irl?
>>25701465
i got lucky, i guess. there was a girl on some shitty mmorpg (something from perfectworld) and we chated in the game for like 8 hours. and yeah she was just as lonely as me and she became my qt internet gf.
Robots,
Have you ever known anybody that killed themselves because of you? Or have you known anyone that's committed suicide in general?
>>25701403
I want to kill myself and blame it on this girl I fell in love with who talked about having kids me with and stuff, but she probably wouldn't even give a shit. When we were "together" I told her I was kind of suicidal and she said "sometimes people have to go, try and make something good before you go."
>>25701403
I knew a guy online that fell in love with me and threatened to kill himself because I wasn't gay. We ended up deleting each other after a fight (i just wanted to be friends) and idk how he is now.
>>25701432
You dodged a bullet there
blox
How do I finally give up hope and just learn to accept it?
I'm sick of being constantly depressed because I have no girlfriend, money or prospects. I just want to accept my lot in life, accept that I'm beta and that I'll never succeed and just be happy with the mundane life I have, living at home.
How the fuck do you ACCEPT your situation and let go of all the impossible aspirations? How do you ACCEPT, fundamentally, that you will never have a girlfriend?
>>25701214
By finding religion, preferably one that is anti casual sex and believes in keeping wymyn in place, like Catholicism or Islam
>>25701214
You don't.
It's a basic need.
Sex and companionship.
you dont accept unhappiness, you try to change it
What do you guys think of my practice gf? Pretty cute, right?
>>25701157
>too obvious to be bait
I'm not sure what your goal was... to knock an old thread off the catalog?
>>25701157
too cute for pgf. how u gonna lvl up senpai?
>brown eyes
original desu
>grill comments "so cute" on your profile picture
>tfw had a girl call me cute
Just fuck my life up senpai
>>25701152
please remind me the name of the man depicted.
>>25701257
Sadman Whosname
Who here /gave up/?
How do you cope with it?
>>25701067
i dont
i live in denial
>>25701067
>how do you cope with it
meth
>>25701067
Don't worry, eventually you just stop thinking.
Herro! welcomeru to macadonuralds. may i takey you orderer prease?
I would reccomenderer the fried dog
>>25701058
racism is not funny.
>>25701069
Dis is not a jokeru
>>25701058
I would prefer your fishy pussy young lady
How do you cope with the fact that you will never have children?
>>25701024
anyone who does not think children are ugly, stupid sacks of shit is a normie
>>25701024
I plan to move to Yemen and marry one myself
Who wants them anyway? Most of them are accidents.
I know my genetics are terrible, i know I shouldn't ever breed.
>tfw too scared to go to my local gym
m-me too, go super early in the morning, only old people and no teenagers at that time
>>25701048
that just makes me feel like they catch me doing something bad
Most people in the gym are too busy worrying about how they appear to take any notice of you.
GO AND PRAY AT THE IRON TEMPLE. BRODIN WILLS IT.
I genuinely think that eugenics are a good thing, not trying to be edgy.
It makes life more fair at the end, and yes, I know I would be killed or sterilized but it's not like I care.
Problem with eugenics is you get morons breeding for reverse-functional things. Look at all the pedigree dog breeds and their lack of viable survivability and inability to breathe correctly
Look at them chinese fuckers with the foot binding, it's retarded but it's desired so people do it. Same shit would happen
We'd just end up useless, probably the problem that aliens got. they fucked themselves up too hard so need non-fucked up genetics to fix themselves
>tfw you'll never live in an era of superhumans with superior intelligence, physical capabillity and extrasensorial skills, thanks to the Human Rights and Ethicalfags.
Why even live.
>>25701138
Eugenics doesn't do this. Smart people having kids doesn't guarantee intelligence and dumb people can have smart kids too.
Designer babies are the cure to this. Eugenics is a joke except for things like Hotwheels's disease: osteogenisis imperfecta. His mom had it too, but was still fucked and got pregnant, just proving that women have life on something easier than easy mode.
Even schizos aren't guaranteed to have schizo kids, and the majority of disorders other than schizo are due to abusive upbringings.
