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>tfw oneitis just posted this pic with her boyfriend
I'm not gonna make it bros
I'll never experience this
>>25707923
your oneitis is a whore, anon
Shit sucks anon. Rise above it.
damn ok so post more pics of her
but on the real, 1) do what i said earlier, and 2) you got to realize that oneitis is really unhealthy and is only in your mind. reality is that you shouldn't get obsessed with one person to the detriment of others.
been streaming gamecube games for a few friends, thats kinda nice
other than that pretty eh right now, this break is lasting forever
how are you all doing?
also i keep fucking up the title third times the try
>>25705932
It's my birthday on Friday. Don't know why but it's got me feeling more down then usual. Thought about killing myself on the way to work today. Coworkers said I look like I have a cold but I don't I'm healthy.
>>25706052
How old will you be anon? Is there any particular reason you feel this way?
I'm being berated by my partner for turning my arm into pic related
help
also who here /hurtingthemselves/
Who /straightbutsuckdick/ here?
>>25705197
>Straight
>Sucks dick
Anon, I have something to tell you...
Is this just gonna be the local anime avatarfag circlejerk? If so, count me in!
>>25705197
http://imgur.com/a/eXukY
thank me later
How old were you when you stopped believing in God, robots?
>>25704811
14-15 years old
~11 and then I found God again when I was 17.
>>25704811
About 17 or 18.
>tfw want to believe again
no matter how much you try to force yourself, you'll always remember
If you don't like it, just kill me.
> A bunch of people go through my backpack, while I was on the toilet.
> "Pfft... I don't know who it was anon. :)"
> I snapped, because I perceived is as an enormous disrespect against me.
> They went through my personal shit without asking.
> Say "I'm gonna ice you all." under my breath, pack my shit and leave the classroom in the middle of the lesson.
> They were visibly shocked and avoided me for the rest of the year.
It was an abstract feel, gentlebots.
"Do you want cheese on that burger?"
>used to have fiction-tier wacky group of friends
>get into capers and foibles
>happy as clams
>2013-2014
>a bunch got raped
>a couple died
>all the rest hate my guts and may attack me if they ever see me again
fugg
Do any of you know this feel?
What happened?
[Ooriginal ppoost frenderino
>>25702948
>a bunch got raped
>a couple died
>all the rest hate my guts and may attack me if they ever see me again
He raped and killed some of them.
A bunch got raped? Define a 'bunch'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iW0Wgiy7Go
So remind me why we're supposed to want a gf again?
just thing if waifu bots became a reality
women would form gangs to attack and destroy our hot robot waifus
>>25702609
i meant think*
>>25702514
>those weakass hits
i wouldn't be surprised if some of these still worked
Wagecucks, what's your relationship like with your work colleagues?
At my last job a group of us became friends and would meet up every couple weeks, get hammered and do a ton of cocaine.
At my current job, I still get along with everyone but wouldn't want to do anything after work with them. They are professional aquaintences, no more, no less.
>>25702503
I fell in love with my coworker. We hang out together after work sometimes. She even spent New Year's Eve with me, but I'm not sure if I should confess to her or not. We are a small company of only 10 people and I'm still not sure if she's just friendly with me or has a thing for me. I'm 22 KVH and she's 30 years old cutie.
>>25703242
>she's 30 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzFuWa0TqSs
real nigga hours right now.
IF YOUSE A REAL NIGGA GET IN HERE
IF YOUSE A FUCKBOY FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>25702405
These young niggas are so fuckin gay. They look like autistic 12 yos tryna be thug. Now heres some real music Watch "Young Scooter & Mr. Fool Up - Road Runners ft. Killa Skip (official video)" on YouTube - https://youtu.be/BzXsCWkzFbk
why are these niggers not wearing shirts. i don't want to see your ribfat thx
>>25702484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwddJpQkeSo
YOU JUST MAD CAUSE WE REALL NIGASS!!!!222111
FUCK OUTTA HERR
Am I cucked if I let a trap fuck my girlfriend?
The trap also has a slightly bigger dick than me. I've already fucked this trap in the ass.
>>25702278
it's a gray area if you fucked him
As long as you have your dick in the trap as he fucks your gf you aren't a cuck
>traps with big dicks
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>tfw teeth starting to ache again
Bzzzzzzz
Aahhhhhhh
>>25702180
>teeth and gums both hurt
>dentist today tells me they're both in perfect order
>>25702402
Signs of an impending heart attack
>female
>20 years old
>5'0
>people routinely think I'm 14 years old
Is this the only pedophile dating site?
>>25702175
I am not a pedo but I will date you.
>female
Leave my fucking board
sage sage sage sage sage sage
>>25702175
I think we might be meant for each other...
Why do you deserve a gf anon?
>>25702134
because I want someone who I can treat nicely
I look good and a have big dick.
>>25702134
Success is subjective
I am currently working on a new google product. This new product will let you be able to communicate with people a few days or weeks in the past. I currently know who wins the 1.5 billion powerball, I cannot answer that for you though. Feel free to ask me anything. The current date is Feb 5th 2016.
>>25701938
Who wins the 1.5 billion Powerball?
What kind of weather will NJ receive tomorrow morning?
I'm a legit time traveler from the year 2000, and willing to do a Q&A if anyone is curious.
>"Huh? What's wrong? Did you press the doorbell on accident? Oh god here comes my sister. Wait, where are you going? I'd like to introduce her to you, if you don't mind that is? Don't worry, after all I've been telling her about you she's bound to like you. Wait, before she answers the door let me wipe my lipstick off your face!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2mXIfA2xNs]
>>25701812
I love you OP and hate myself for it
>"Oh shut up, you're so sensitive! You tease me all the time but get all moody when I tease you back! Come here you big goofball. Here, put your arm around me I'm getting chilly. Aren't you cold? I'm shivering, feel how old my hands are! Could we go back to your car and sit with the heaters on for a while? I'd like to hear what kind of music you listen to when you're driving!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9cIfVFNzSs]
>"Hi Anon! Are you coming to the poetry reading at the library after school today? Jack Prelutsky's going to be doing a reading! I-I'm also going to be reading a poem. What's it about? Well, if you'd come, you'd find out! It'd mean a lot to me for you to hear this poem, Anon..."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AsNmVzHeN2I
