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Right or Ieft?
It's funny how you said right before left
>tfw you will never have a harem of K-ON! or K-ON!! Girls
>tfw to Ricchan to cuddle with and sodomize and tongue kiss
I'm sorry why live?
>>25699097
my belly button is the right but vertical
im not a dude im just a fatfat
What's Chicago like?
Any robots/fembots from there?
I am. Lots of niggers and spics everywhere unless you're a millionaire and can afford to live with the rich Jews on the north shore.
One of the highest gun murder rates in the nation and even the mayor can't keep his own son from being mugged outside their house even though they have the strictest gun control in the nation.
went there to meet robots a few times
It's really dirty and shitty in most of the city and there are non-whites literally everywhere.
So the jackpots up to 1.4 billion. Ive never even played the lottery, i am thinking about taking 60 neetbux and buying 30 auto selected tickets so i dont have to come up with numbers. My life sucks, maybe im finally due for a win. You guys gonna play tomorrows powerball drawing?
Gonna spend my entire tax refund on powerball tickets!
I was always told it's a good idea to invest your refund.
>>25698935
What's the difference between 1/292,000,000 and 60/292,000,000?
I just play in smaller contests for free shit and win often. I don't even need to work but I like my job. I hope a big investment firm wins it or a slutty black woman
anyone else here never wash their asscrack? didn't even know this was a thing until a few days ago. 26 here
>>25698911
elaborate anon (in an original way)
>>25698911
eww op you've been going your whole life with swap ass.
I watch it every time I take a shower
it must feel so fantastic to gently slide your penis into an anus of a sexy girl like that.
any ro/bro/ know how to come down from a high quickly?
im fucked
>>25698806
What kind of high
Eat some food, drink some water, and maybe some tea or coffee so that the caffeine has you digesting faster.
>>25698806
Without stating which drug your question is meaningless.
Trigger worthy bitch posted this on facebook
post some /r9k/ misogyny stuff
lemme start
>bill prefers women without makes up
>bill knows that those who wear make up boost their status and feel slutshamed when told so
>bill is a cuck whiteknight shame to manhood
Bill is beta as fuck and will never see pussy in his life.
MY NIGGA BILL ROLL THE FATTEST BLUNTS
>>25698708
>women don't wear makeup to please men
>still complain about "having" to wear makeup
I don't even get it.
who else /schizoid/ here?
DSM requires at least 4 of these for a diagnosis:
>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
>Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
>Consistent preference for solitary activities.
>Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.
>Indifference to either praise or criticism.
>Little interest in having sexual experiences with another person (taking age into account).
>Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
>Indifference to social norms and conventions.
>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
is there any cure or are we fucked?
I have schizoid personality disorder yeah
As a teenager (15-16) I was diagnosed with
>ADD/ OCD
>dysthymia
>cumulative stress reaction (only my outdated therapist still referred to it as ptsd)
>"an emotional processing disorder"
When I was 18 I had my first break, checked myself into a hospital and everything
Had another this past summer, I think I'm only just now getting better. I don't feel like God any more, now I feel suicidal. IDK I actually hate the feeling of the mania seeping out of me and having to confront what I've done during it
go to a doctor OP
>>25698674
what can they even do?
>just get a hobby
>just b urself
>here take these antipsychotics that fuck your brain up permanently
i'm not sure a normie doctor could help. doctors are usually extroverts and love helping people
Basic info:
>20 yo KHHV male
>eastern Europe
>5k population town not near any metro areas or bigger towns
>studying electric engineering at local public college and hating it (really bad at it, flunked)
>parents too controlling
I don't have hobbies, friends, I'm not intelligent or hard working, I'm not well read or knowledgeable, I'm really skinny and lack energy to do anything.
Help me, I'll do anything in my power to get out of this. I posted this on /adv/ but got the formating wrongs so the thread will die with no responses.
>>25698600
As a 24 year old trying to get his life back on track my best advice for you is to start trying to figure out what actually excites you and you enjoy doing.
Furthermore, people tend to say 'don't work in what you love' but that's bullshit. Just attempt to find what you love and try to get a job at it.
I got a long road ahead of me but at least I have some direction in what I want to do in life.
i'm not exactly sure what advice you're looking for if you say you don't want to do anything.
if you want to get out of it, it's going to be a lot of effort and energy, it doesn't sound like you have the option to have shit handed to you.
any other courses that actually interest you in college?
You need to build your self esteem through setting yourself achievable goals that emphasis personal development.
They can start small and really basic like
>I will learn to cook a new meal and share ti with my family
or
>I will build a small piece of furniture.
Set yourself a task, achieve it and not only will you feel good you would've actively improved yourself in just a small way doing it.
I set myself the goal of reading a novel, in full this month. I'm almost finished. Like I could almost start a second novel.
After the shooting, it seems like everyone left.
The tripfags, Aoi, Ugly Potato, Bandage, are gone, eggmans been gone, the threads last longer, the robot is annoying as fuck, less populated threads, board has gotten slower, and everyone on other boards talk about how they used to come here but it's gone to shit.
There was an influx of shitty normies and all the regulars fled.
>>25698597
like the roman empire, /r9k/ had been in a period of decline much longer than its official collapse, ever since the robot was switched off in 2014 and pepe made its way to black twitter normies were flooding in and true robots were leaving
the shootings in fact were a benefit, helping to deter normies from coming here as well as some of the shitposters, I noticed the pedophiles are gone, probably because they know the FBI is watching us now
>>25698597
>everyone on other boards talk about how they used to come here but it's gone to shit
That's what everybody says about everything. People are just retarded.
Tripfags come and go.
The types of shit come and go; yet it is all shit.
is there anything that resemples legos but for adults?
i really loved them as a kid, sadly they're overpriced as shit nowadays.
you don't want to go down that path friendo
>>25698500
Warhammer
Warmachines/Warmahordes
Kind of.
>>25698500
What makes you say Legos are NOT for adults?
Who are your top 10 waifu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UHjVxmbmHs
/a/ needs to know about this
>no rei
Shit list desu
Rei and Asuka are on everyone's list as number 1, everyone else are just runner ups. It goes without saying.
Who is this girl and where are her nudes? I swear someone's linked them here before.
don't share nudes of white girls here, there are too many non-white males lurking at all times.
she's a psychopath who posts pictures of her and her little sister on mchan and is obsessed with serial killers
>>25698289
this is her right
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCim3gHSZmCUOOTSLJQKXssw
whats the most autistic thing you've said in public
>whenever I remember something cringeworthy that I did I either make a weird loud noise or I swear a lot
>on a crowded bus just now
>lost in thought
>remember a really bad decision I made a few weeks ago
>get uncontrollable cringe feeling
>say out loud without thinking "I should literally fucking kill myself."
>entire bus looks at me
>get even more intense embarrassment
>scream "FUCK" and run off the bus
>walking the last 2 miles to work right now in sub zero weather
sa\/ed
>>25698370
sdfsdgfdsdgfdfdgfgf
lol u
Amateur pics you shouldn't share
i dont even care that's a dude
This isn't /b/ retard. [of course that wasn't original]
If somebody made pic it was ment for sharing
Are any fembots on here interested in dating robots?
>>25698057
i am dating a robot
>>25698068
You know the rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQJboDs0Jtk
>>25698068
Nice, how'd you two meet?
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