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How's your day going lads?
>new bf wants me to be his date for the military ball
>looking for dresses,
>mfw all dresses in existence are either slutty prom dresses or old lady/mom dresses from Kohls
>only 22 years old
Pic related of what I keep seeing, I just want a nice black gown senpai. It's probably going to be the most formal event of my life
shut up bitsch
>>29096267
>parental block filters prevent you from saying bitch
Kek
Always go for slutty, the sex will be better afterwards.
>tfw you can be hatched, raised, fed, housed, killed, plucked, cooked, bagged, and transported, along with being sold for a profit atleast twice, and still be sold for less than $10
chicken general
feels bawk man
Reminder that if you aren't a chicken then you are not a robot and need to gtfo of this board!!!
Just shows the insanity of this world. yet its in accordance with causality.
Where is r9k?
Post where you are in the world
>currently in Greece enjoying a beer
>fucking OPs mom in the ass
Enjoying a coffee in a quiet beach town. Comfy
>>29096144
Eating cinnamon rolls in my underwear in my trashed room
>tfw never been part of anything or a group, not even online
Who else /foreveranoutsider/?
You're part of us, senpai.
>>29096117
I've been part of several groups, let me list them for you.
>Spetsnaz
>Task Force 141
>Militia
>OpFor
>Thieve's Guild
>The Dark Brotherhood
>The UNSC
>The Systems Alliance (N7)
>The Mage's Guild
>Knights of the Thorn
>Short Dads Bowling Academy
>Rainbow Six Boyz
>All of the clans in Magic
>Brotherhood of Steel
>Powder Gangers
>Wild Card
>Lil Pepper's Squadron
>The Bad Guys from Monopoly
>Petoria
>CIS
>CSI
>Cleveland Cavaliers
>Golden State Warriors
>Foxhound
>Assassin's Guild
>Spook Street Crips
>Grove Street
>3rd Street Saints
>Pepper's Rebellion
>Dobis P.R. and Consulting
>FaZe
>COG
>Team Rocket
>Akatsuki
>Valve
>Red Team
Haha, I've been in more groups. Haha, gotcha.
Same.
The closest I got was when some Romanian kid on CS wanted to start a clan with me
Rate my face guys
>>29096080
Your eyes and nose look like the same position as mine, we both share a fringe, but your top lip protrudes and the mustache doesn't help if anything it defines it.
You need to go to the gym and lose that fat around your face, do facial exercises and drink plenty of water. Most importantly though, shave and you'll look like a pure masculine G in no time. Assuming this is your face.
1/10
iyfyuij
>>29096080
shave that fucking fluff, it makes you look like a pedophile
>""""women"""" who have beyond a HS degree
>""""women"""" who have careers
>""""women"""" who don't want to be submissive housewives
>>29096078
I am 100% ok with this, I don't mind being thought of as a man or a lesbian by tiny dicklets. There are enough "nu-males" to go around.
>>29096078
Apologies if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it be this?
>>29096137
Yes. Another issue is that the sentence starts plural ("women") then switches to singular ("her").
Who /ugly/ here?
I have never had a gf because i am short and ugly.
>>29096063
There are plenty of short and ugly men and women out in this world who have had girlfriends and boyfriends.
I suggested that you try harder and search the real reason as to why you've yet to find a girlfriend.
I am average height and average looking. Life is hell. I can only imagine how much worse it gets.
>>29096089
maybe before third wave feminism and social media, i don't ever see an ugly and short males with girls, unless the guys are rich and the girl is very poor and even then you can see that the girl looks down upon the guy because of his genes
Who is /r9k/ voting for and why is it based Gary Johnson?
>actually understands economics unlike berncucks
>also isn't a racist fascist bigot like trumpkins
>has higher favorable ratings than shillary and will defeat her this november
If you're not voting for him, what's your excuse?
>>29096012
In light of this new information, I am now a #CruzMissile
If you vote for anybody you're stupid. Do you really want one person to represent and supersede over three hundred million? You're giving your life away, all your life to bosses and to these politicians by placing your own person into theirs.
>>29096012
>R9k
>Neet checks voting for libertarians/conservatives
If a actual libertarian held office, r9k would become a ghost town, all the neets would lose their neetbux and can't both about >tfw no gf
who else here likes fapping on speed?
I noticed that the highlight of partying has shifted from the party itself to fapping furiosly for 12 hours and more afterwards. The feeling of regret the next days is beyond belief and your sex drive is dead as well.
But actually it's so good to edge for so many hours that I still think it's a good thing.
You can save so many hours of porn in your head that you can fap to your imagination for a long time.
Fapping on speed is weird. I'm not sure if I like it or not. I prefer to use that time for something more productive.
>>29096004
it's more like when coming down from speed. You can manage to hold that status with small noses every other hour for as long as you wish for.
>>29096018
Oh coming down from speed yeah I fap the hardest.
>tfw huge mandatory assembly and you have zero friends so you have to sit in a corner of the auditorium all by yourself while everyone talks and laughs
>tfw you can't even use your phone so you have to sit there staring straight forward while people quietly feel sorry for you
God high school was awful.
>lecture at uni
>literally only eat available is right next to the popular qts
>sit their for nearly two hours feeling like a creep just for being near them
>>29095993
>that catch 22 between showing up early and having to talk to people and showing up late and not finding a seat
>>29096021
solution: don't show up at all
>You've eaten a spat-on mcdonalds burger in your life time
>you've eaten a cum'd on burger in your life time
>you've eaten a booger-burger in your life time
>you've eaten in your lifetime
Why do boys think girls wear makeup to impress them?
they literally admit to it if they don't think others will see their weakness.
Because a lot of girls whine about having to wear makeup/autism shoes to impress boys.
>ask them to just stop wasting time and go out without makeup
>NO!
they wear it because they feel insecure
and theyll never get over these insecurities if they keep buying them
forking over hundreds to hide their flaws instead of coming to terms with them
>tfw she bites you during a blowjob
>>29095807
>she.
That tranny face dawg.
>>29095807
if i was to ever in my life get a bj and the bitch bite it off even a little bit, i would instantly restrain her and slowly slice both her tits off
>>29096126
>if i was to ever in my life get a bj
Did Meditation help any of you guys at all? I wanna try it desu
It's a very slow process. If you can dedicate five minutes a day for six months, you will notice a slight increase in mood at the end of six months.
It's like lifting. If you expect to get bigger overnight, you're dreaming.
>>29095791
kinda, temporarily. but not enough for me to keep it up
Does masturbating for 3 hours straight count as meditation? If so, no.
who /lurker/ here?
>tfw even online you're the quiet kid who listens to other people converse
m-me, i-is this how i p-post
I'm a lurkster. I don't like to get caught up in the degeneracy that goes on around these parts. I'm here for the occasional comfy thread that pops up.
Im shy too senpai
