Calling this a game implies that I can even lose.
>he thinks he is in control of the game
>>29095806
Stop with this bickering you fool, now let's discuss our plans for the domination of /r9k/
>>29095849
First we must kill the wojak meme and replace them all with hijaks.
How about instead of hating women and blacks (fuck you stormfags btw). We all band together and hate on the Australians instead!
That's a fucking stupid idea.
But abos are black, OP.
>>29095760
u sure m8?
Australian shitposters are pretty bad. I always notice the time of day where they come flooding on to this board.
Is it possible to get good at sex despite being a virgin?
The chances of me getting laid are going up. It will probably happen by the end of this year. That being said, it probably won't be with a gf, but an ONS.
How do I not fuck it up? I want to get gud to the point where she'll tell her friends about it, and I'll get laid more.
>>29095669
There are books out there that explain how to eat her pussy (one such is called "She Comes First" and can be found in PDF form on Google), women love that shit if you're good at it.
Listen to me you queer. Yesterday I was a virgin. I'm not a virgin anymore. The girl doesn't suspect a thing. The whole time I was panicking but the number one thing I remembered was NOT TO OVERTHINK THINGS. This is very important. Once you find a girl, and you like her, you will guide yourself through sex all on your own. Sex is about passion, and your performance reflects through how passionate you are toward the other person. I swear to god if you get a hooker you will humiliate yourself beyond regret. Patience is important anon, you will find someone someday, but...
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>>29095773
How did you not cum immediately or worse, be unable to get it up?
Porn and death grip have ruined me. I don't know if death grip can make you last longer, but I'd rather be unable to cum instead of being unable to get it up.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/4mr2fd/10_year_field_reportlearn_from_my_mistakes_learn/
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>>29095604
thanks thats really great we all apreciate this post
sage
>>29095604
I can't copy the text due to the non-ASCII BS, but it's worth reading.
>>29095604
Fucking hell man, if i was that guy i would have probably snapped and killed the fuck out of that bitch. Kudos to that guy
I'm 27 and today is my first day in my adult life as a NEET.
What am I in for?
>>29095585
lots of crying and headbanging
degeneracy, anime and porn sites
As long as you have a place to stay, food to eat and an internet to lurk on you're set.
If you're staying with your parents it's bound to be miserable. Take it from me.
>tfw there's been no rain and your last crop dries up
>>29095570
>tfw sheep doesn't want to be sheared.
>>29095570
Well, in that case, you should probably kill yourself.
>tfw ran out of roundup
>tfw all my merinos get liverfluke
Would you kill your mother for 10 million in cash, anon?Keep in mind,
she was the one who
forced you in to this slave existence.
>>29095547
only if I could get away with it
>>29095547
She cut me, I cut her.
>>29095569
In this scenario, you're guaranteed to get away with murder.
No consequences other than the ones imposed on you by your consciousness.
what makes this guy here "tick"
i cant quite put my finger on it
what's his name again?
fsagdgasd
Would you suck Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider dick to get a taste of that sweet Nickelodeon teenybopper pussy?
>>29095545
what is a tick
create your anime self and rate others
my name is akari and i am 19 years old. i am a christian and my dream is to one day get married and become to perfect wife and mother
my hobbies include cooking and home making, i am still a virgin and plan to save it for my wedding night
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
>>29095523
anime waifu, will make self in a min
>femdom
>lowkey yandere
>into /x/-tier shit
>KHHV
>smells disgusting.
i have tiny squinty eyes irl too, but my bangs don't partially cover one of my eyes. i wish they'd add more stuff to this game but instead they added that star wars crap.
I'd be a qt reverse trap tbqh with you all famree
"Oi white lad! Give us the purse and no one get hurts you codger! Brap brap brap!"
U K G R I M E
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>>29095495
>Give them the purse
>Find out where they live
>Murder them at a later date
>Police couldn't give a shit
>They'll assume just another black on black gang killing
Thats how you should react.
>>29095505
What about it anon?
Original nigga
I am done trying to chase after r9k's dream girls, those "nerdy" weebs or shy "introverted" qts.
Why? Because they're all closet whores and beyond damaged. At least with Staceys, you just know they're sluts with a high partner count. Stacey doesn't lie to you. Stacey will admit (with a little bit of alcohol) about how many dudes have fucked her. I'm not saying that you have to commit to Stacey, but at least you know the score.
Those cgl-tier girls are the ones who will lie to you. "I've only had sex with 2...
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>>29095493
ITT: grass is greener
all women are shit. no, all people are shit. especially you.
you either tolerate a shit person, or you be alone.
I'm introverted and if I had a kid with another introverted person, he'd be much more likely to be introverted.
Is that Amber Heard?
Bad example bro.
It's actually better to have mix of cuties and hotties you can pull it off desu.
I'll start:
>I can't even
>capiTAL LETTERS MID SENTENCE!
this is now a 4chumblr thread
>>29095628
>No tumblr noses
Tfw
>>29095628
>4chumblr
Seriously? That's the name we're going with 4chan x tumblr?
Also:
>4chan
>Not killing tumblr
>Implying tumblr would even call 4chan ""cute""
>When your ASMRfu turns out to be an SJW
>>29095476
>it's another sjw social media post thread
I guess I'll have to stop the SJWs.
>>29095476
This is why you don't watch youtubers, streamers or similar, especially if they are popular and/or female. Just find some other entertainment that isn't prone to SJW, normie or commercial influences.
>all the stacies found out about asmr and how easy it is for them to attentionwhore with it
Why is 4chan so happy in the winter and so bad in the summer?
>>29095425
depression hits harder in the summer
Because the heat and humidity makes us uncomfortable, and the kids out from school all come on our board, and all the chads and stacies out enjoying the weater piss us off.
The summer kiddies come in and ruin the place. Also summer is the worst season of the year. Winter is comfy.
>Be me
>Be 3 years ago
>Be betafag but still semi-normie
>Have gf
>Be obsessed with her
>Don't understand that women are all cheating whores
>Treat her as a goddess
>She disappears for 9 months
>Comes back one day
>Has different bf
>Claims...
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Just So her to borrow money and leech off her as much as you can while giving her as little attention in return as possible
It might not last long at all if yoy are super autistic but maybe you will get some free dinners and can buy a new video games or something
When she calls you out on it just call her a cheating bitch and she shouldn't be surprised because she treated you like shit in the past
Or, don't. Just delete her and move on with your life. Hate and revenge are a waste of time anon just work on improving yourself instead. Her seeing...
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put ze lime in DA coconut drink all up
>>29095422
please give me her fb or skype. i will make it better for you