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Is lucid dreaming the latest r9k meme? Thinking of buying some vitamin B6 so I can acquire a qt dreamworld gf
Fucking idiot. You can't master lucid dreaming with that. If you don't even have the willpower to try and get a girlfriend then good luck ever lucid dreaming.
i've been practicing for a year and never had a real one
i still do it though, having a dream journal is very therapeutic
>latest r9k meme
Lucid dreaming threads have been a thing here since 2008. This is where I learnt about them.
Anyone else here dying inside every time you see a comment like this?
These are the same people who want you to "go outside" and "be social"
That guy isn't ugly, though, am i missing something?
>>25266976
Ok, nvm, he's pretty goofy looking. Still, he's not offensive looking.
>>25266921
Do Americans actually have a running commentary on movies at cinemas?
>Be 19 when college course starts 3 years ago
>Decide I was going to try to talk to more girls and try to get a girlfriend!
>3 girls in the class the first year
>Be friendly with one of the girls called Becky
When I first met Becky it seemed like she was into me, we hung around at college alot and she seemed to be into me. But she friendzoned me, I said to her on Facebook that I like her, and she said as a friend right?.
2 years later and I see this girl every week, we talk sometimes, we hangout at lunch time sometimes. When we lock eyes in class we smile. This girl in my head is the perfect girl for me, everything about her is perfect. I assume I will never have her so my brain thinks how amazing she is.
Anyways.. final year of the college course
>Becky asks me if I want to get a drink at the pub for my birthday
>Just me and her go out for a drink
>She tells me she has always felt some connection towards me
>We had an argument around a year ago and I pretty much told her I don't want to talk to her anymore, we made up not long after but at the pub she says that she was soo upset when I Said it because she has this connection to me or some shit.
Anyways we make out alot and eventually start seeing each other more and more. We go on a few dates, have sex a couple of times, and she seems pretty taken with me.
Only problem is... things arn't great, she isn't the perfect girl.. she makes it very difficult to be with her and everyday I think about just telling her I'm done. Whatever you do, don't get with a girl you have crushed on for years, it only makes the pain worse.
>>25266894
>she makes it very difficult to be with her
explain pls m8
>>25267221
this, faggot
explain yourself
>Talking with cute girl on OKC
>Couldn't find a good date to meet up between end of school year and Christmas
>Log in to message her today
>Account disabled
OKC failures?
>>25266835
Didn't even get far enough to arrange a date. Asked about interests. Tried to be polite, friendly. Just deleted her account. Feels great.
/r9k/ here you post the saddest and the most beautiful songs of Hatsune Miku or IA. A music that can make you cry like a little bitch.
https://youtu.be/dru3Tgknp0k
>>25266783
I don't listen to a lot of weeb stuff but I'm curious
could you post more of what your talking about OP?
>>25266885
Sure.
https://youtu.be/wy38oePbeIU
Which vocaloid sings Shinigami record? I didn't get very far into the vocaloid genre before going back to anime.
![10d8c640-0dc4-0131-933a-168dd56d763b[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/8T3K7wX.gif "10d8c640-0dc4-0131-933a-168dd56d763b[1]")
>almost 2016
>still no gf
>tfw
>Every girl I see is in a relationship.
>Some I talk to at work talk about their partners.
>Couples working together.
I prefer being alone, but shit like this rubs me the wrong way.
How do you stop being friends with someone and hurt them as little as possible?
I've got this friend who is actually a pretty nice guy, but he's got other shit qualities to him that I hate. He's super pessimistic, always whines and complains over the smallest problems. He always has to yap about things that no one else cares about, and never stops. He is also pretty "childish" to put it that way, and embarrasses himself way too often that I don't even wanna be seen with him.
He's a sensitive dude and going through depression and stuff, and I wanna call it quits in a way that I will hurt his feelings as little as possible, but how
Help him why do you have to be such a shitty friend normie
You tell him that his personality is shit and that he's no fun to be around.
Obviously in a nicer way than that but still.
What's the longest you've been without sleep?
>>25266683
48 hours, give or take. I've gone over 24 without sleep on more than one occasion, most of which were related to my time in the Marine Corps (duty, boot camp, and such). Usually it's just a matter of practicality when things need to get done, but it's also useful if you're trying to reset your internal clock, like if it's the first day of boot camp, or if you're going overseas as a way of combatting jet lag.
>>25266683
3 days
It was the first and last time I bought meth
Fuck those come downs, I've never been so close to killing myself
Probably like 30 hours or something. I only did it once when I worked an optional overnight shift at my old job. I didn't go to sleep the next day until mid afternoon when I took a nap. It sucked and I don't understand how people stay up so long on the regular.
femanons i got a question
say you are at a mall or shopping by yourself and a 5/10 guy slaps your ass.
what would you honestly do?
don't women like direct/confident men?
>>25260150
Slapping a girls ass you dont know is assault no matter how chadly you are. You can get away with doing that if you know her or are dating her but otherwise you deserve to get the shit kicked out of you.
>>25260150
or anywhere to be honest i guess...
doesn't have to be a mall or anything. maybe when youre doing groceries.
>>25260150
Cute butt.
I'd likely run away from him, regardless of how hot he is. Conflict and strangers scare me.
Times you witnessed a killing /r9k/?
I'll start
>moving into a new house
>might as well go to meet the neighbours
>hope they're not complete assholes
>go to the house next door
>it's a friendly old man
>he sounds German and a little bit Irish
>he motions me to come in
>I do that, and don't worry much
>we get to talking
>his name is Hans O'Renn
>he's been through a lot of shit
>but he faces every day with a smile
>he mentions that he has one son
>hasn't seen him in years
>last thing he heard, he's involved with gangs
>we talk some more and then I leave to talk to the others
>the next day
>I see a lot of shady looking people pass in front of my house
>looks like they're going to see Hans
>pretty suspicious
>they give him a knock at the door
>he lets them in
>I listen through the wall our two houses share
>"look, son, I haven't done anything to displease you have I?"
>"nah, but ya have to go"
>I immediately go out and look through his front window
>gang members stepping up to beat him to death
>ohshit.jpg
>"don't worry boys, I'll handle this"
>"but Kyle..." says one of them
>so that's his name
>"seriously, I'll do it"
>Kyle takes a baseball bat
>the rest is muffled screams and beatings and the sound of death
>it's incredibly disturbing
>I have to step back because it's so horrifying to watch
>tfw Kyle O'Renn kills his father, Hans, solo
Can't even be mad at that
tenouttaten
Bloody well done lad
How to make money without being a wageslave?
Any anon here had some savings and made it?
>>25266549
i made 24.000 euros,when VW had a huge scandal and the prices for VW shares were very low.I just bought shares with all my savings and sold them when VW halfway recovered.
You have to invest money to make money. There are a lot of options.
>>25266549
Amazon Mturk.
But prepared to do a lot of mind-numbing work for chump change.
>tfw want to believe in God and the afterlife but can't logically bring myself to do so
Try drugs, yoga, and breathing techniques
>>25266531
some things you experience
the gnostic knows god, not thinks god
>>25266531
Accept your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and you won't burn in Hell for all Eternity.
is anyone else here tired all the time? doing anything requires an extreme amount of effort.
you have drained all of your vital energies out through your penis
what are the best christmas and post christmas drugs?
Amphetamines and marijuana.
Preferably together.
I did mdma alone, best christmas ever.
just weed desu, ran out of alcohol
There is no hope robots. We will never ascend. We will always be stuck as robots, always have no gf, always be alone.
Our years of social isolation and self-imposed isolation have made us cold and unrelatable. We do no know social conventions nor how to employ them effectively. Because of this normies are weirded out by us and will make fun of us. Thus, giving us no chance to succeed or improve in social situations.
We are stuck. There is nothing you can do to change this. We just need to accept that we will always be alone.
>>25266451
Speak for yourself pal. Maybe I'm delusional, but I'm waiting for that right girl to come along and in the mean time, won't go chasing girls anymore until that right girl crosses my path.
Worrying about them so much is a waste of time.
I always expect somebody to love me. I always expect someone who wants to be friends with me.
It never happens. I've given up.
Tru f4m
