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>money
>hot girls
>pleasure
>excitement
>freedom
Remind me why you're not a NEET yet
>>25263783
Looks like youre indeed living the dream OP
I don't see any of those things in the picture...
>~$1000
>sexually deprived
>filthy and likely mentally ill
>unhealthy
You are living the dream for 1700's standards.
>>25263783
fucking hell mate you disgust me
t. aussie
>tfw just can't accept that I'm going to die loveless and a virgin
I feel like I'd be infinitely happier if I could just do that.
I just take it one day at a time, try to distract myself as much as possible, find other things to occupy my mind with.
>>25263768
How do you cope when you see commercials on tv that show loving couples
Me neither. I know I should because well life isn't fair and I haven't been born a Chad. I just can't. Only thing that comes close is getting drunk before any social occasion. It works but it's not sustainable obviously. I can already drink more than most people that I know.
Is there some kind of black list hooker database where they tell all the other hookers to not answer their phone when you call or they say not interested?
This hooker I called said I got black listed because she said I degraded her. Does that even exist? The 6 I've called today wont answer the phone
in some circles yes, but you can just use whores in a different social circle, or just buy a cheap phone (really you should always have a cheap slut phone separate from the one you use for work and personal life)
Why are normies so disgusting?
>>25263701
Because all they do is fuck, party and socialize.
>>25263701
It's the smell
>>25263701
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify wagecucks and I realized that they're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you wagecucks do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. wagecucks are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and NEETS are the cure.
Do women live life on god mode, r9k?
>>25263693
Of course they fucking do, man. It shouldn't discourage you. The only way to defeat God is to not believe in him or give him any attention though; the same applies to women.
>tumblr giving a shit about a man
>hearing the term 'rape' and not siding with the women 140%
Holy shit, what bizarre world am I in?
Women are the root of all that is evil
I'm bored.. i don't enjoy vidya/cinema/music anymore and i don't have any friends.. what can i do?
>>25263614
Study
Exercise
Other productive shit?
>>25263614
this is a point we all reach eventually
the answer would be alcohol
but really you just find your addiction of choice
>>25263614
run like forest gump
>be middle schooI
>nerdy faggot with gIasses tried to be friends with me because I was always nice to everyone
>every single day after our last class, walking out of the building to go home
>he would always naruto run away after trying to say something witty
>always laughed when he wasn't looking
>ended up actually becoming a faggot by high school
if any of you ever did this, please kill yourselves. you're not redeemable and literally everyone thinks you're gay as fuck.
>that kid with a moustache who did a Sieg Heil whenever he walked by, and used Jeff the Killer message boards
>>25263574
>being too much of a pussy to tell someone you dont want to hang out with them
like you're any better
>>25264153
>calling someone a pussy
normie please leave
Hay
How do i become normal again
>>25263571
inb4 this obligatory
Join the army, they'll stomp the faggot right out of you
oh wait, don't-ask-don't-tell was repealed
well, I dunno then
Is it possible to feel like a robot, but also have no desire for any interaction with women?
Do I belong here?
Yes. You are what we call an Ascended One. You have left the cave and seen Plato's sun, and returned to be a constant reminder that we are slaves to cavepussy.
wizchan.org
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If what you say is true, you are more of a robot than all these shallow, thirsty faggots on this board. You are also a better person.
Did your father ever teach you anything about women? Mine never did, ever.
Neither did mine
Nope. Thanks catholic repression.
He's a great dude though and I turned out fine
>>25263510
No, but he's alpha as fuck, so I guess it rubbed off on me.
Who /sufferingfrombrainfog/ here?
Me too ;( what type here
>>25263506
>>25263724
stop masturbating. it's that easy. in 7 days your head will be cleared. In 3 months without porn or masturbation, you head will be back to normal.
>>25264875
or he could keep masturbating and use some amphetamines, that sounds like more fun desu
Post Christmas edition, no picture edition, all nations welcome, no patriotism allowed edition.
>tfw no Sarajevo gf
>Tomislav
Fucking awful sewage water beer. Koji ti je kurac?
>>25263543
I'm a dumb beer drinker. I usually drink Ozujsko or Karlovacko black. What is the patrician choice of domestic beer?
Ayo betas, feel intimidated by my model good looks? Don't be, I won't bite, rawrr..
>>25263415
Shit quality picture and the cup is in the way, post a better one. Pretty good looking here too bro, your hair looks sick desu. Sides could use some work tho.
>>25263540
oh yeah p.s. the stuff in that cup totally looks like jizz bro that's nasty
This guy took cocaine n sheeit kids a monkey lives in detroit dox his ass
>only way I can talk to people is when I am drunk
>when I get drunk I make a fool of myself
>tfw ruined Christmas
>>25263397
Don't worry bro
I ruined a wedding (I think)
Was only white dude, let's just say my rice and squint jokes didn't go as well as expected.
>>25263443
I would have laughed
i fucking need to stop gettin drunk and opening up socially
>im a huge faggot
>provokes boys i like to beat me
>have made Chad whip me multiple times before
>"Jokingly" makes sexual sounds
>They dont realise that i actually like it
>>25263334
DEVILISH
also your post gave me a slight semi
>not having Chad force you to lick his feet
>not "jokingly" beg for it like the slutty sissy you are
>not doing it in panties
>not getting a hard-on from it
>not secretly hoping Chad lets you suck on his majestic cock
>>25263334
are you every guy in the ufc?
