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>there are people that share the planet with you that actually think this way
http://www.expathell.com/
This is the life of all koreaboos when they teach english as a second language
>Anon its time you stopped wearing cargo shorts, hoodies and running shoes and started dressing like an adult. I'll help you.
Your response?
>>25261166
Isn't that what adults actually wear?
>>25261166
>Anon its time you stopped wearing cargo shorts, hoodies and running shoes and started dressing like an adult.
If said by itself, I would tell her that I do my best but I'm not going to agonize over my autistic fashion sense because normies are obsessed with it
>I'll help you.
But if said with this, I would graciously accept while also being just as honest that I have autistic fashion sense
let her pick your clothes then invite her in the dressing room for some sexy time
If you're a cyborg, can you have sex?;_;
that would make you a normally functioning person
A Cyborg is a robot that actually tries, so yes.
PSA: Listen up lads. The moment you start not taking young women seriously and treating them as small children is the moment you gain superiority over them. Yeah, it may sound misogynistic...sure its not respectful to women. At first, do not take them seriously at all and if they are relationship material, then start to build respect for them. That is all.
works on stupid low functioning women but considering all the guys here are stupid and low functioning they probably shouldnt aim for respectable women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oWDfBrCyC4
What do you guys think about this? I found it on a magical chan and they seem to have mixed opinions on it. He is a regular poster apparently. Is he one of us? too early to tell?
pic unrelated
>>25261073
I think we have a heavy cause of Autism here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxn5cyFz0xg
who /gauntface/ here?
19 bmi here. Constantly told I look tired and on drugs. This may be why I'm a robot.
>>25261010
Your face is gaunt because you have brain damage/ development dirpsorder and your brain is not sending nerve signals to the muscles in your face.
Take stimulant like Ritalin and your face will change you may even be good looking and a hit with the ladies.
Stimulants speed up the brain and will allow nerve signals to your facial muscles giving you a fuller face.
>>25261010
Yeah I always get told I look high, tired, confused, angry. It sucks
>>25261831
another thing I can relate with.
I swear I am so fucked. I guess it's only appropriate I have this disease as well.
Would any girl ever be into a guy like this, or looks like me. The answer is still no. And always will be no unless I find some way to look like david beckham then I can land some desperate used up bar sluts because I'd definitely be too lazy and poor to get the whole personality/good qualities part down.
fuck my life fum
What are your opinions on Vladimir Putin? Please redpill me on him.
I know this seems more like a /pol/ topic but I wanted to hear it from the bots.
I like that time he btfo'd that reporter and said that America has been invading and destroying nations for decades. He's like the robot to Americas normie.
going to take a guess and say he is a completely insincere sociopath who'll say and do anything to get more personal power just like every other politician
he's the most alpha man on earth, and he likes trump. good times are ahead
Any other robots can't stand being around their siblings? My little brother has serious anger issues and seems to go off at the most minute of annoyances. He tried to swing at me today cause he got furious at the dinner table when someone cut him off. I'm kind of scared he's going to kill me, I have six years on him but he weighs 20 pounds more then me and is built like a brick wall. I dunno I just see him killing someone in his highschool before he graduates with how angry he gets.
Have a brother like that, though he was weaker than I was. He'd fly into a rage sometimes and it was hard for me to calm him down because I was angry at him for being angry! I always had to keep calm and not give into the temptation to just knock him into next week.
He got worse and is now really not in reality anymore. It's a little sad when he tells me stories about when he was married to such-and-such a celebrity.
My little sister's ok, though - very reasonable.
my sister is a cunt that bullied me when we were younger
i don't talk to her if i see her, the most i'll ever say if i do say anything is hello
Shit in his dresser.
NOW WATCH ME WHlP (KlLLlT)
NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE (OKAY)
NOW WATCH ME BOP BOP BOP (BOP EM)
BOP BOP BOP BOP (BOP EM)
NOW BREAK YO LEGS
SMUG EM
DUM DUM DUM
Why haven't you gotten yourself an uggo gf /r9k/?
they dont want me and/or i havent met them
Because I want to fuck someone at least somewhat attractive
I did.
's alright.
how to remove the black dots? any1 tried duct tape?
>>25260602
toothpaste with high baking soda
works better than baking soda on its own imo
>>25260602
Take a black tube sock like pic related, and if you don't have black, that's fine. It's just easier to see the shit.
Anyways, take the sock, wrap the "entrance" or whatever around your nose tight as fuck and pull down and it should pull that shit out. Also, make sure you clean your nose out before doing this, because if you have boogers or some shit in your nose, it'll hurt like a fuckin' bitch. Goodluck anon.
I like them. They look like a dogs nose.
>tfw got really drunk and pissed my pants in my sleep
Fucking Christmas
>>25260579
>have diarrhea from eating old hotdogs
>lying in bed watching chinese cartoons
>go to fart
>shit comes out
>cbf getting up to clean
>sleep in it
Drank half a 750 of cheap whiskey not drunk enough yet
Tell me about the one that got away /r9k/
>first semester and class at shitty local CC
>place is packed with Asians
>2 semesters of language courses are required in order to transfer to a University
>take French
>get in early and randomly sit in the back
>Asian students avoid me like the plague and all start sitting next to each other on the opposite side of the classroom
>except this one Asian girl who sits right next to me
>friends try to get her to sit on the opposite side but for whatever reason, she doesn't budge so they join her instead
>in class, you're supposed to practice your French with a new partner everyday
>whenever we would partner up, she'd just mumble, make eye contact and start looking down
>think nothing of her
>sit right next to her for 2 semesters without knowing her name
>done with French, when one day I'm leaving campus only to see her sitting by herself, think nothing of it and wave goodbye
>only for her to rush over to me, stop me and talk to me
>we talk for over 3 hours on campus
>we like the same music, movies, even shitty games, we both have a lot in common with each other
>before I leave, she reaches up and puts her arms around me giving me a warm and tight hug, holds on for a while
>this happens repeatedly, she always begins and ends with a long hug
>suddenly, she gets a new job and won't be on campus much
>as we're talking, she mentions nobody really has confessed to her except her boyfriend
>boyfriend
>looks sad when she says that
>saw her twice after that, each time she'd look sad and give me a long hug, still think about her from time to time
I was better off not knowing anything about her, she was so sweet and liked me for no reason that I could think of.
I'm sorry anon I'm sure you'd her really happy
>>25260483
There's still time if you have her contact details anon. Life is short and you've got nothing to lose
>>25260483
>>we like the same music, movies, even shitty games
what kind of entry level garbage tumblr taste in everything must you have for this to happen
there is literally no other way
Can we have a memes thread?
Preferably gondolapepe is ded
This meme makes me feel nice :3
>>25260473
gondola is also dead already because of people like you
>>25260524
why anon-kun
Has counseling actually ever helped anyone?Could it actually help me?
Threadly reminder that therapists and counseling are 1) for normies with no introspection and 2) people who refuse to accept facts. Going to counseling literally proves that you're logically braindead. Take 30 minutes to lie down and reflect on your life instead of shilling out shekels.
>>25260444
no but getting a psychiatrist and drugs does
>>25260513
This. Therapy only works if you're a normie who needs someone to whine to, or needs encouragement. All a therapist is going to do is listen to you bitch, then tell you to "Put yourself out there," and "Bee urself." Which only works if you're already normal and likeable.
