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>mfw I jerk off so much I have almost nothing cumshots
>tfw orgasm but no pleasure
Thanks anti depressents.
If you take fap breaks you'll cum bigger loads again
>>25258093
Be happy that you can at least get hard on them, fampai. Count thy blessings.
Merry Christmas, normie...
>>25257958
the normies love the smugness of pepe.
>tfw no mexican gf to make you tamales on christmas
>>25257886
>tfw mexican gf that made me tamales and fucks like a tiger
>tfw bored of her
The worst part is if I break up with her, I know Ill regret it in a few months
>>25257886
>tfw mexican gf thought i cheated on her
>tfw i didnt
>tfw she stopped talking to me, i got w someone else
>tfw she never wanted to break up
mexicans are fucked in the head like wtf
>>25257985
Dude how are you bored with her. Sounds like wife material.
You know the drill!http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
>>25257856
That's actually some pretty good voice acting.
I enjoyed it.
>>25257893
Just finished listening.
Have to say you kind of rambled on the last 30 seconds about nothing.
Should probably do a second version.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g9za0biTiq
Well fellow robots its official, ancient wizard achieved. Its been a long time running and I have decided to grant one wish to any robot that gets trips.
>no wishing for gf
>no wishing for sex
It's funny the older I get, the more frames this comic gets.
Feelsbadman.exe
Anywho I hope I get a loyal qt3.14 asain wife
>>25257674
But i lost mine at 20 and i've been doing ok
Nearly in my mid 20s and if it were not for hookers I'd still not know what a woman smells or feels like.
TFW I've not done anything sexual without paying for it.
I just want to die senpai.
Why are guys so down on Black women?
>nice brown skin in a variety of shades and tones ranging from cold cappucino, to warm chocolate mocha, to deep dark cocoa
>skin usually incredibly soft
>tend to age really well
>rich smooth sultry voices that are perfect for singing, not whiny white girl valley voices or asian chipmunk voices
>amazing bodies, even when skinny they have great tits, ass, and hips
>don't be fooled by the bbc propaganda, black women have some real real tight pussies
>actually develop personalities and a sense of humor because society doesn't put them on a pedestal unlike white and asian women
>tend to be stylish and fashionable unlike corny white girls who all wear uggs and those ugly yoga pants or asian girls that look like they can barely dress themselves
>actually really want to have sex with the man they're with instead of making him jump through hoops for some shitty routine sex once in a while
>more fun to be around
>generally straight forward, if you do something to hurt her or piss her off she WILL tell you
Seriously, white and asian women have nothing on black women, asian women especially
>"b-b-but they're iugly, muh ape nose!"
Most asian girls have flat noses, I've seen way more black girls with "white" noses than any asian, so cut the bullshit.
>>25257604
>"im entitled to a man!"
Rich white men tend to prefer Black women, if a man of wealth and fine taste likes them, they can't be that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg
>>25257636
>he prefers asian girls!
You sad, sad man you
I don't even understand why people take selfies. Usually its just a picture of the girl's face, it conveys literally nothing, its just a new picture of her face. Why does she upload it?
>>25257557
Just in the case Chads in her friend's list forgot how she looks ;)
>>25257557
so they can remember what outfit they wore and make sure to not be caught wearing it twice
>>25257557
conceited
Guys I found this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YHuvpdaZ_E
Bump.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z1cx2PMwNr
I manged to get my first nude tonight gents.
>>25257345
Congrats m'sire.
Story?
Congrats m'sire.
Post?
>tfw got an Apple Watch from my Dad
>tfw got an iPad Pro from my Grandfather
>tfw gave my Mom an Apple Watch
>tfw game my Grandmother an Apple Watch too
Who /Loving Family/ here?
i got a mop for christmas
>apple products
Your family must hate you.
>>25257271
Nah, we all have a Boner for Apple.I have an ASUS and a MacBook Pro.
who /puts ice cream in their coffee/
>>25257190
I had that once and tastes like shit.
right here nigga. I don't do it often, but it's nice when I do
Pepe is mainstream now
Feels bad man
>>25257124
Reminder that this is a normie thread designed to weaken the pepe market.
lol this pepe is so FUNNY XD
this one is even better
looks like hes going to shoot somoene XDD
now he has a friend :D
Are there any other robots here from Canada?
>>25257114
Yeah I live in Oshawa, grew up in Scarborough.
>>25257114
Ye whas up
in the GTA
Van Isle here
Merry Christmas
There really is no chance for us in the dating world huh?
The betas keep propping up the egos of these girls thus raising their standards to only the chadiest of chads and then would-be normies like us are stranded because of it.
Is it possible to collectively tell betas to stop orbiting?
>>25257100
There are more women than men in the world. If your theory were true then 70 percent of them would be single regardless. There are only so many men to go around.
>>25257164
Someone ban this sick filth.
>>25257164
>If your theory were true then 70 percent of them would be single regardless
>them
nigga be specific are you talking about women or men? I presume men but I could be wrong.
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