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>tfw no qt zombie gf
>>25254050
I know that feel OP
I know that feel better than most
>make a dating site account
>don't want to be bothered to message anybody just yet
>only exception is with 10/10aznqt i found who lives in another state who hasn't logged in for like a week
>haven't heard back but it is christmas so no big deal
>suddenly realize i'm probably not the only robot who's tried this shit and i might get passed over
>mfw
What a waste of 75 bucks.
>>25253930
Hey anon, I actually had luck on Eharmony. Banged 2 chicks on there in the course of about 4 months
It's something!
>>25254027
I guess I'll see what happens. I suppose there's still a chance I could hear back from her andwe'll fall in love and race mix.
>>25254101
Lol i'm in an interacial relationship myself, good luck anon! Keep your head up and Merry Christmas!
why don't you become a camboy, /r9k/?
Make a lot of $$$ just by sitting around in your underwear an chatting talking to randoms.
10% of your viewership will be girls
>>25253915
Because I'm not Chad or a cuteboi.
because I'm fat.
Also because I'm terrified of somebody I know finding it.
>mfw I could pull young girls in Omegle by simply putting a stupid ass beret and stare quietly with a smirk
Taylor swift has been confirmed for BLACKED.com
>>25253889
isn't TS like 6 feet tall?
>tfw 6 feet tall in shoes
>>25254202
5'10
but still taller than a manlet
Dude. This SUCKS. I'll be browsing the internet or playing some games all day not thinking about anything then whenever I'm not stimulated for just a moment I become self-aware and realize how FUCKED I am.
>>25253831
I feel the same way i could be having a great time playing video games for hours and then i just realize that i could be out doing something fun or important
>tfw little girl wrists
>mfw they're so dainty and fragile that I sometimes get random, mild wrist pain without any exertion
>normies actually think lifting can compensate for genetic deficiencies
>>25253705
Will you be my gf? I'll buy you girl clothes.
>>25253705
It works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMt_QbwHzWc
>>25253705
I have a really thin and petite frame but a great figure. Women seem to like that. I get bone pain from heavy lifting because of how slight I am but I'm cute as shit so what do I care?
>we're closer to January 1, 2020 than January 1, 2010
>1990 was 29 years ago
1 year to wizardhood brobots, I'm fucking scared
Accept it Anon. You're getting old.
>>25253731
>1990 was 29 years ago
Jesus fuck don't scare me like that.
>tfw the boy you like is probably sucking cock right now.
>>25253440
anti-depressants and regular exercise
>>25253440
wait what m8
>>25253440
I don't do that though, and I wouldn't know where to find cock on Christmas anyway
>you're not important enough for her to take literally 2 minutes out of her day to wish you a happy Christmas
>>25253430
>implying I talk to females
I know that feel.
On the bright side, she posted up some cute pictures for Christmas and then deleted them an hour later, so my 24/7 stalking of her social media is paying off.
>tfw you spent the whole day with your imouto
>tfw imouto was happy
>you have succeeded
>even though its 60 degrees out, she will still get a white christmas
>>25253367
>its 60 degrees out
This fucking sucks man, kills the Christmas spirit desu. Can't even get comfy under a blanket because it's too goddamn warm.
>>25253367
>>25253414
Cry more. It was 35 degrees here which is 95 in fagenheit.
>tfw you want to fuck your aunt
Do it if you can get away with it, it's a good feel. Might make things awkward after though.
>25 yo virgin
>been sexually frustrated since i was a teen
>been getting into more and more fucked up porn to fulfill myself
>trap, hot glue, nipple fucking, gay, solo masturbation, furry, gay furry, shemale, fisting, anal fisting, anal prolapsing, piss, scat, dominatrix, femdom, pain, cuck
>tfw roasties are literally turning me gay, turning me into a shit eater, turning me into a furry, turning me into a cuck, turning me into a femdom masochist, the list goes on...
guys i need a gf
i cant keep going on this downward spiral. the abyss has looked back.
what do?
Stop jacking off
Get a hobby learn guitar porn is for noobs/lames
>tfw no parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
To be honest I was waiting to see if you would do it today.
You should seriously consider a doctor's diagnosis.
>>25253290
Even though your filipina threads never get that many responses you still indulge in your extremely unhealthy obsession.
I think you are honestly mentally unhinged and should probably get some sort of professional help.
>>25253290
They're not pretty, but they're like these cute little brown monkeys you just want to breed until your balls look like raisons.
Currently listening to groovy tunes on stupidly expensive headphones while lying on my bed by myself and drinking beer.
You have 30 seconds to explain why anything else in my life should matter.
>>25253243
I love this album. Good for you OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
>>25253243
>not snacking on peanuts
that should matter too anon, can't enter the chill station without a snack
>>25253271
Ayyy,
Dopesmoker next in playlist.
Have you cured a Christian this year?
Make it your one good deed, /r9k/.
Jesus was never born on Christmas
