One day to unwind from Christmas activities. One day to prepare for the grind on Monday.
>>25262524
I don't even get that m8, i'm already back to it
>>25262524
I'm at work right now. I worked last night til midnight and had to wake up for a 5AM shift. I'll be here until 2PM at least and then I have to drive an hour and a half to my parents' house and try not to fall asleep during small talk and dinner.
God, please don't let me crash on the highway.
>>25262524
>One day to prepare for the grind on Monday.
It's a bank holiday, at least in Bongistan
Anyone else here a stalker? Does your target(s) know? I obsessively follow this one girl in college, sometimes purposefully bumping into her. She thinks it's neat we're always on the same schedule. Hahaha.
That a nervous laugh at the end?
I stalk like 5 girls on social media. 3 of them know I exist. Feels good, thinking about making a fake account to add them on facecuck.
I was in the same class with a cute girl for a while.
I didn't really make much effort to follow her but If I did see her I'd watch where she was going or see what she was doing until she was out of my view.
Also I used to try to be in the same place at the same time since I knew her schedule and it sort of matched up with mine.
We never spoke to each other but before exams sometimes she would look at me like she wanted me to talk to her.
Felt like a stalker.
>tfw too poor to pursue your hobbies
>tfw too stupid to have hobbies
>tfw want to collect vinyl but everything that's not 1970s bargain bin soul music is like $20 a pop
>>25262498
>tfw not motivated enough to pick up a hobby
>stepmum's parents got me a card with money in it for christmas
> I see her everytime I go to my dads (every 2 weeks)
> I didn't even give her a card
> I'll be seeing her later today
what do? if I give her a card now it looks like I'm just giving it her because of what she got me (which i am duh), but if I don't then I just look like an asshole. What do?
>>25262497
>if I give her a card now it looks like I'm just giving it her because of what she got me (which i am duh), but if I don't then I just look like an asshole
Just show you are very grateful for your gift. At least then, you are the pleasant, nice, person who is too lazy/forgets to give cards.
>>25262497
give a card and day something along the lines of "I thought the card would get lost in the post if I sent it before Christmas, and I knew I would be seeing you soon". Also, if possible get a small token gift at a nearby store.
i am constantly being strangled by emotions
man
Welcome to real life.
Deal with it or leave puny human.
>>25262548
how do i into escapism
>>25262750
About 7 feet of rope and a good knot
I've been thinking, all those billionaires you see have some dumb blondie with them, and I think I know why.
You can tailor them to thinking and acting exactly how you want them to.
They likely can't process an ulterior motive to being with you.
If they cuck you, you'll find out quick and easy.
If a woman with even a remote amount of intelligence decides to cuck you, you will NEVER know.
She won't argue with you, and will agree to everything you say.
You can convince her to let you sleep around or have a threesome because...
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>>25262461
Also to add, she can't rape you in court for everything you're worth.
She won't make sex into being some "privilege" you have to earn by doing chores and other BS, you are the leader in the relationship end of story.
But anon all women are intellectually inferior
Apart from being irresponsible with money, I figured out long time ago that the "smart mentally engaging gf" is literally a meme. But the way dumb hot girls can spend money makes them a luxury for billionaires.
Christas Time is said to have the highest suicide rate of the year... it's no wonder these boards are so slow tonight, all the other robots killed themselves.
Can we get a roll call going so you can let people know you are still alive? Even if you think no one care, just know that I care that you are alive
>Can we get a roll call going so you can let people know you are still alive?
Yes.
Post in this thread if you have killed yourself over christmas and are now a spooky ghost and/or skeleton.
>>25262464
Only the living may post in this thread
Are you alive or dead?
I'm alive but my head is killing me. I only had a few glasses of vodka last night but that's all it takes with me.
Who catfish here?
I've come to terms with the fact that I'm undesirable. I now only use fake profiles online to get girls attention, get them to send nudes to me or get off on the phone with them, while they think I'm Chad. I'm so pathetic and deep into this that I've collected sent material from at least 300 girls (which goes from tame bikini pics to 1080p sextapes) and have at least a dozen girls I can call at any time so they can listen to me jerk off and whisper like a creep.
It is a very enjoyable experience.
>>25262402
Post em please, post all you got
>>25262402
I catfish so I can practice talking and flirting to women. Also so I can say creepy shit and mess with them.
>>25262433
>Also so I can say creepy shit and mess with them.
You can only do this if they think you look like Chad.
When you will be yourself in real life, that shit won't fly.
>tfw finally happy
You can do it robots, I believe in you
Did you finally come out of the closet?
>>25262397
>finally happ
what changed?
>tfw hobbit hairy everyfuckingwhere except my lashes and my eyebrows
JUST
You came to the wrong place, roastie.fuck off with the bait bro
Move to New Zealand, I hear there's a Hobbit settlement over there.
We've banned these threads shitposter-kun :^). Take this to kikebook
Did he do it?
Another manlet that society thought it could push around. Of course he's innocent.
Well, /r9k/, would you adopt Chad?
>He enjoys car shows, and would like to have a flashy sports car someday
>He knows how to rap, too; he is somewhat of an expert in hip-hop and rap music
>He completed high school in 2015 at age 19/20
http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=33697
bump
original bump
who the fuck is adopting 20 year olds, how is that even a thing
>>25262469
Thinking the exact same thing. He retarded or something?
>tfw having a dream
>tfw somehow leads up to a girl and me in bed
>tfw we start kissing
>tfw just as we're about to have sex I hear something
>tfw I stop and say "what's that!" and leave the bed to investigate
>tfw I never get to have dream sex
FUCK FUCK FUCK Just because I'm a virgin and have no idea of what sex is actually like, I cuck myself out of getting...
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>tfw constantly having wet dreams
>in the dream think that this has to be a dream
>pinch myself in the dream to check if its a dream
>doesn't work think its reality
>wake up to crushing depression
I bought a fleshlight and not I can have sex in my dreams since my mind knows what it feels like to put benis in bagina
normies get fucked
>>25262296
if you dont know what sex is like, how can you have it even in dream?
>/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
No one ever said this board is for whining. Quit whining.
newfag
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NO! I AM ENTITLED TO WHINE WHERE I WANT WHENEVER I WANT TO RRRRRREEEEEEE FUCK OFFFFF!!!!
How do I force a toad looking r9k user to give me 4000 euros? Ive tried bullying him but its not working
I dont even need the money, I just want to get a free omega seamaster 2bh
Sunk costs fallacy. Start small and work your way up
>>25262272
haha give him the old rape'aroo
that'll show him
+ most guys won't report getting raped out of shame so free sex + no consequences
>wasting money on a watch you cant even have pride in that you earned yourself
normie materialism logic