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2016. The year I get a girlfriend.
Haha yeah bro totally
>>25265675
>tfw gave up completely
Sure, being lonely is still sad, but it beats being lonely and still clinging to false hope. At least this way I'm not that disappointed in myself anymore.
>>25265761
This.
Guys like us need to find a way to deal with it by ourselves.
Why don't you just get a grown loli black gf?
How about it?yo
>>25265674
She's neither black nor really a loli.
Just....why are you taunting us.
Whatever happened to her?
The worst part is that it looks like it was really only her face that was ugly. Her face wasn't that much worse than the average Asian's, either.
If she really killed herself just because she had shovelface, I'd say that tells you a lot about women. There are tons of (mildly) successful ugly men who are perfectly adjusted.
you guys are all norimes
get off my board
>reeeeeee
>>25265549
Come over and make me, faggot.
No OP
You are the normies
>>25265623
what are you say
Anime is the greatest thing on this earth. god bless the Japanese for making such a great thing.
>>25265547
Japanese didn't invent cartoons?
>drawing white people out of self-hate
Great genre you got there.
Uh nigga blacks made anime.
Malebot feels thread
Guys I feel so alone right now. I couldn't believe after all I went through this past year.
>inb4 go back to reddit with your feels where they belong
Not only did my gf cheat on me but after I let her back yesterday on Christmas, she stole money from my mom and pops drawer in their bedroom. I had to take the blame for it cause I didn't want my parents hating my gf.
Now today I woke up with a note saying that she will be back next week without any word about where she went.
Should I go drive around and look for her? I'm honestly really worried about her.
>>25265534
>Malebot feels
see you at 4 replies
this will be one of the quickest threads to die of all time
>>25265640
Why? What's wrong with a good old malebot feels thread. These have been a staple on r9k for a very long time. Not only will this thread get more then 4 replies, it will max out and be archived for future malebots to read and help them self's with their own gf situation.
Feel free to recommend any books or tips that you've found effective (>inb4 how to win friends) at building social skills
It may sound autismal but I've found practising expressions and body language in front of a mirror to be helpful
>>25265498
Making sure to listen and only contribute relevant things to a conversation; no matter how much you wanted to say something, just don't if the topic has changed.
Conversation isn't about telling the other person how much you know and impressing them, it's about making them feel valued. Prioritize them over you, ask questions about what they're talking about even if you don't give a flying fuck and would rather talk about your interests.
Don't get piss-drunk and don't drink alone when you can avoid it. Learn the inebriation point where you begin to tell people about the Jews, and make sure never to get there around friends.
>>25265498
Just bee urself senpai
>>25265600
A summary of how to win friends, and yet not really influence people at all.
Who /addictedtoporn/ here?
>tfw I can only get wood looking at pixels on a computer screen
>tfw the only thing that gets me off anymore is really degenerate stuff like interracial, bestiality (but I repeat myself), gore, scat play, and mexican sugar dancing
>tfw I'm even starting to get bored of those things
>tfw even if I ever got a girlfriend (>implying) she'd never be able to satisfy my fucked up fetishes
Serves you right, racist bitch
>tfw the only thing that gets me off anymore is really degenerate stuff like interracial, bestiality (but I repeat myself), gore, scat play, and mexican sugar dancing
...and the rest.
Hi Anon, I'm Anon, my interests include:
>bbc/cuck, loli, incest
why aren't you skinny /r9k/?
I'm fucking trying but hunger and withdrawal from my usual pattern of eating is savage
>>25255473
Y does ur right pec look like it has collapsed in on itself?
I eat and drink too much.
So after years of being a NEET faggot i received and motorcycle and a GF for Christmas?
Could i pass for chad now?
>>25265467
>driving an engine fedora
just get a car like everyone else you faggot cockgobbler
THIS IS A DUBS THREAD NOW
LE GO
>>25265593
Own a car, it's a boring piece of shit.
Do girls really find motorbikes attractive?
>He thinks meat should be the primary component of a meal
>He carries around a water bottle in public
>He thinks engineering is a white collar job
>>25265376
>>He thinks engineering is a white collar job
;_;
engineering is v-very respectable
my mom says she is proud of me
>>25265376
>Carries around a water bottle
Enjoy being thirsty and dehydrated at all times you dumb bitch.
>>25265376
>He's taller than 5.6
>He has a masculine face
>He doesn't play with his boipussi daily
>He doesn't have a massive girlcock
>tfw want someone to love
>tfw want to be loved
>tfw actually despise other people and could never form a long lasting relationship
Feel with me bruhs
>>25265319
Source?
Le original post xD
>>25265703
That is Fate/Zero
Small dicks.
f-fuck you man
>>25265268
why try and troll on r9k? It's too easy so you end up looking like a faggot.
Good thing no girl has ever complained about my 5x5.
One chick couldn't get enough of it.
I'm doing a research about robots and why they fail with women. I need this question answered:
Where are you from?
Svezia.
Turchia
>>25265281
IZMIR
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>Started watching trap porn out of curiosity, but now can't even find anything attractive about porn with normal girls
>Started wearing girl panties and playing with nipples while masturbating and now can't even cum just from rubbing my dick alone even though I always feel like a disgusting freak immediately after cumming
How do I stop falling deeper into this degeneracy? I don't want to become a tranny.
>>25265225
Don't fap for a few weeks without looking at porn.
>moved out of parents place a few months ago
>bought 2 pair of thigh highs, 2 pair of panties, yoga pants and a crop top
Iktfb. Also can't fap to anything but feminine boys, dicks and traps now.
>>25265318
>weeks
More like months for him.. Maybe even years
