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>tfw cataracts
>tfw have to have every page zoomed in 400% and use Speakonia to dictate everything
Just fuck my whole life up.
Who /quarterlifecrisis/ here?
>20 and did nothing with my life so far
>going to die one day
>no social life or gf
>messy room
>new things getting old
>brain fog
>getting bored of anime and vidya
>regrets that will stay with me my whole life
>fucked up sleep cycle
>haven't made a good thread with replies in months
>be 22
>gave up on working out
>wake up and feel dead
>cans of half filled sodas all over desk
>vidya is boring
>watch twitch all day without even really liking it
>practically invisible
>only calls from immediate family on birthday
>addicted to weed
Being a NEET is a fucking nightmare you dumb fucks. I can feel the life wasting out of me day by day.
>>25267950
>20
> /quarterlifecrisis/
yea no. You still have a ways to go anon. Come back in 5 years when you still are in the same situation
>>25268096
I think the average life expectancy is closer to 80 than it is 100
hi robots i know u can help a fella:
i have 6 months ahead without many duties and will take advice on what to do to feel more worthy at life so any1 who gets dubs and gives advice i will do it and proove it for ya fellas
Learn a new language
>Je ne suis pas un robot
Give me money and be happy you helped me
>problem solved
Start lifting seriously (dieting and all), do cardio during rest days and meditate every time you wake up. Oh and wake up before 10 am, or your days will pass really fast.
Do it for yourself fgt
Chris Crocker found The Christan God, quit faggotry and now crushes pussy every night. If he can do it so can you.
>>25267907
Still looks like a faggot though.
Kiss my ass and eat my good ol cornhole !
>>25267907
Source?
And this is an original comment
/R9K/ goes on a killing spree to purge earth from the filth that plagues it, choose your gear wisely.
http://innawoods.net/
>bonus for reasonable weight
>>25267879
Have fun dying from thirst and starvation while carrying that useless ammo
>>25268393
>Implying he could carry that ammo a reasonable distance without getting tired
Get over yourself OP
Tfw my height begins with 4
>>25267833
Lost the game before it even started
>>25267833
i don't believe you
good repeating digits
>>25267833
Nice dubs tho, maybe there is hope
>finally get gf
>she comes over for Boxing day dinner
>conversation is going great with the family
>suddenly mum starts talking about how I went on a diving trip and I had asthma
>gf looks at me, didn't know I had asthma
>mum goes on about how it was really bad and I had to take drugs and be on machines for it
>then mentions it may have been the reason for my terribly bad acne years ago
>possibly also why I wet the bed until two years ago
>possibly also why I was diagnosed with depression
>I'm sitting there feeling fucking enraged and massively embarrassed while my gf is looking more and more disgusted
>she goes home, texted her, no reply
Fuck. It's over, isnt it robots? My mother cockblocked me.
>>25267754
>My mother cockblocked me.
You should really talk with her about this, it's not acceptable for her do bull such shit.
Women do this because they want to keep a male for themselves, even mothers are guilty of it.
Don't hate them for it, they do it knowingly most of the time. You cannot blame a dog for being a dog.
>>25267820
if the gf wasn't shit
ruin your mother's life for idiocy
Guys its happening what do I do?!?!?
I really do not want to drop the spaghetti on this one.
>>25267728
you already did
>implying this isnt bait anyway
>>25267728
Archeologist line is a hook line and sinker
Instinct tells me that is a porn site bot and not a girl.
how do most bots and anons masturbate
>by rubbing thier clit/dick
>by humping
>with toys
>with random object
or all the above?
I like to have a woman use the inside of her vagina to assist in my masturbation.
Nobody uses their hand. Only sick creeps use their hand.
>>25261805
so you fuck women without hands?
>>25261778
this thread dead right now
>Family made fun of me for not having a gf for a while during the holidays
>They don't know I've been slaying pussy on the reg for the past year
>>25267707
>slaying pussy
>posting on /r9k/
OUT
In our dreams we all slay pussy anon
i kinda wish i had an awesome or even normal life, not for the obvious reasons, but because i wouldnt act any different the couple of times a year i see my family.
they wouldnt even know
HEH HEH
any psychologist want to talk to me on skype for free ?
too poor to affort a psychologist, i want to help myself out of this madness
lol they don't do it to help people, they do it for the money and so they can prolong your misery and keep milking you for money.
even if you had the money or lived in a socialized country like i do, it's pretty fucking awkward and uncomfortable to begin with
>after years old putting it off finally book an appointment with my GP to try and get a referral to a psychologist
>tell him about my mental problems and it's extremely awkward, he listens but seems distant and im sure underneath the professionalism he's judging me hard
>he gives me this went mini-lecture about lifestyle choices and how studies have shown bla bla bla etc
>he semi-reluctantly refers me to a psychologist, probably to get me out of his office or so he doesn't have the hassle of somebody killing themselves after expressing mental problems but not getting the referral
>get an appointment with psychologist, it's in three weeks
>go to the appointment, it's a 30-something recent grad who seems really fucking busy and the entire 50 minute session seems rushed and impersonal
>she books me for two more sessions, so i go to those as well
>get diagnosed at the end of them with clinical depression w/ psychotic symptoms and she refers me to a psychiatrist for medication
>psychiatrist is some old indian guy (like 80) and i can't understand anything hes even saying but i keep saying "yeah" and i assume the conversation is progressing because of how he says "okay, okay"
>he prescribes me a combination of three drugs
>once i start talking them things improve a little bit, enough so i don't hate myself anymore
experience was 5.5/10 but i'd really rather not do it again
im not a psychologist but i can try to help you ;_;
I just want a gf that hasen`t fucked 20 Chads :(
>>25267680
Convert to lsIam
>>25267680
what if she fucked 19 chads, would that work?
Born 60 years too late, my friend.
Can we talk about this movie?
I'm fucking sick of the normie/SJW bukkake service this movie is currently enjoying.
It was fucking boring IMO.
What do you think robots?
>>25267665
Post this on >>>/pol/ if you're looking for validation.
>hhuuhhhhHHHAAAANNNN SSSOOOOOOLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWW
It was shit. Completely forgettable Disney flick.
>>25267665
It was tolerable for the most part. I got dragged to it by my brother who is a huge fan even he wasn't fully satisfied. He had a few friends with and everyone after the film pointed out the Nazi rally scene and what a joke it was.
>He hates homosexuals
>He enjoys watching lesbian porn
>noting understanding the obvious and objective differences between annoying homosexual fuckboys and cute adorable schoolgrills in love
>>25267649
I don't even hate gays. I just think faggots are annoying.
>Go into store looking for new Rainbow 6 game
>Out of stock on PC
>Remember boxing day Steam sale
>Buy 35 quid worth of steam vouchers instead
>Get home and see Rainbow 6 costs 37.50
>Die internally
Why even live, when every aspect of your life is a failure?kek you can't post the GBP symbol on r9k
Enjoy your compromised account data
>considering playing the new "rainbow six" game
Nigga, just download the first 3 games and have a blast with proper tactical FPS.
>>25267558
Why would I enjoy that?
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