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this is mainly for the friendless, but anybody can answer. On days like this, Saturday, what do you do all day?
I have a few friends but I sometimes cant bring myself to bother them so i just sit at home and work on music. what about you lonely robots?
And if you do hang with friends, what activities do you get into?
>>25270504
this is the best edit of that
when im not depressed I learn and program in c
I browse 4chan all day only pausing to eat and piss/shit. Carpe Diem.
>emotional cheating is worse than physical cheating
How can women be so fucking retarded?
Anyone who engages in social media like this with their name and likeness so prominent must have zero career prospects beyond assistant deli manager of the local Stop & Shop.
>>25270503
>even the Stacys are BTFO this slut
Kek
>>25270538
You know companies will pass you over if you DON'T have a social media presence right? They'll think (rightly so) that you're hiding something.
Who here /estrogen/?
>not injecting it
fucking pleb.
im too ugly to be a trap also im getting bald.
>>25270431
>not sucking it through your urethra
enjoy your nogainz
>be me
>14
>decide to dind out whats up with masturbating
>take a bath and masturbate
>feelsgood.jpg
>start taking more baths
>buy a tablet for porn
>tfw you started bathing more often cuz you wanna masturbate
This is an underrated thread
You're only 14? LEAVE AND KEEP YOUR INNOCENCE!
i love baths anyway only discovered this the past few months, 22 M
but yeah i have ended with a stroke a few times, feels good underwater, like vag
>born male
>height begins with a 5
>>25270394
>born female
>height begins with a 4
>>25270418
Literally the best kind of female height
>>25270418
>will only date men with a height that begins with a 6
/r9k/ is going to call me Kikeberg Shillingstien but hear me out. If you are a beta no-hoper male why the fuck don't you just become a female? This is my OkCupid inbox, Lesbians are thirsty as fuck, I'm getting laid like a motherfucker. Compare this with the account I had as a man where I sent 400 messages and got no replies.
>One cannot become female
Ok look look like a female, whatever, you will largely be treated as one in society which is what is relevant
>I don't want to cut my dick off
Don't have to, surgery actually has nothing to do with the process. It's all hormone therapy, surgery is optional.
>I don't want to be a degenerate freak
Senpai right now you are 250 lbs, a 23 year old virgin, haven't washed for three days and have been jacking off to Chinese cartoons all day. Society already thinks you are scum. Besides who cares what society thinks? They trashed you, why are you still barking at their foot for love?
>This is mental illness
You're not doing it because you are deluded that you are a woman inside, you are doing it because you simply want to be treated as a woman. You are being pragmatic, acting like a dude isn't working for you, act like a chick.
An extra perk is that as well as all the lesbian pussy you get access to your own boobs and ass 24/7
>>25270393
easier just to become a sub-chad or go for fat chicks
>>25270393
Lesbians are blowing up your inbox because the subtleties of your masculinity in your writing. They secretly crave men, so when a man masquerades as a lady they go buckwild for it.
>>25270393
How about you get in the oven you filthy repulsive kike?
How do you think your parents, family, and friends react if you married a poor girl from southeast asia when you turned 30?
That's... oddly specific.
I guess they wouldn't care, since i'm finally out of their hair and I finally made human contact?
Filipino here. Do NOT marry a flip grill unless you're willing to move there. EVERY single filipina woman who wasn't raised overseas inevitably wants to go back home, they just can't adjust to life overseas. As desperate as I am for a gf, that's the one thing I could never compromise on, I'd rather live alone here in the US than ever go back to that shithole even if I had a gf.
>>25270534
even the ones living in poverty?
>have work in 1 hour
Please provide me stories of how you have fucked over normies via your shitty part time jobs, robots.
As for myself I work at a movie theater.
>see cockroach, tell nobody
>blow snot rockets into the popcorn bin
>give customers generally shitty service and serious attitude if they get bitchy
>don't do my job
>find lost wallets, take the cash out, throw away wallet
>find a way to break all lost phones
>never, ever, ever get my manager when asked to, once gave a customer too much shit and had them decide to get my manager, they asked me to get my manager and I went outside for a smoke break, came back, told them the manager was busy
>get high on shift
>drink on shift
>sit on the toilet for 45min intervals on shift
I think of myself as a freedom fighter.
im a robot and go to the movies alone. not everyone can watch films on a huge screen at home.
youre an asshole without a thought in your head. not conscientious at all and NOT a robot
>>25270476
Dingdingding
Found the normie
Sorry about your iphone, Chad, you'll just have to get Becka's text some other time
1) post this ad on craigslist "Require weeaboo nekomimi spaz girl for yiff".
2) add image very related.
3) receive this reply within one hour!!
"Meow
Looking for me Mister? *yawns softly*
4) Congratulations, you are no longer a NEET hikikomori manchild autist robot. Go on son!
>>25270308
>fucking weeaboos
you'll get dropped instantly for a little dick asian
>>25270436
at least I might be picked up before dropped then.
>>25270436
What if I am a little dicked asian
>Friday 11PM
>Really want Chicken Tendies from McDonald's
>Living with Aunt and Uncle in San Francisco
>Aunt says she will get me one on Sunday
>Grabs all of my Piss and Mountain Dew jars and emptys all of them on her
>Anon! What do you think your doing?
>GET ME MY CHICKEN TENDIES PRONTO!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!
>Drives to nearest McDonald's while in Piss smelling and Mtn Dew smelling Clothes
>>25270190
thats such a cute story anon! thanks for sharing it with us! :P
>be me
>take monster dump (talking 2 logs + liquid)
>don't wipe because mommie brought home tendies
>wash my hands without soap and run for my tendies
>mommy wants to know why i smell so bad
>just please give tendies
>doesnt give tendies
>call her a cunt
>go back to the bathroom and make splishie splashie with poo poo ca ca
>mummy is angry
>rushes to clean up the mess
>get my tendies and lock myself in room
>tender
>get mom to tendies me
-nintendies
>inb4 manchild
>frog
Someone make a poem for me but it includes the word 'Psychosis Nigga'
The theme is taking a lot of drugs and developing psychosis, four lines is ideal
Love is a drug
Money is a drug
Drugs are a drug
Psychosis nigga
>>25270115
my dick is big
it keeps getting bigga
holy shit it's my psychosis nigga
my dick is just really small
i should stop taking acid
>>25270156
but i dont really care
guess my dick will stay flacid
ftfy
>watching incest video on porn site
>go to comments section
>always see DBZ avatars
Never happened to mE
share site
I like both DBZ and Incest
Not sure why there's no correlation between them
Gotta do something whilst watching all that filler bruh
>this will never EVER come back
>>25270090
Its 2,5$ for side menu items now?
What's a McDouble Amerilads?
Is it the same as a double cheeseburger?
>>25270141
It's a double cheeseburger with one slice if cheese instead of 2. It's cheaper.
Who /ne'er-do-well/ here?
NEET lazy stoner loser reporting in
>mfw no gf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1suA1Tb50Lv
>>25270075
All you had to do is get a godamn girlfriend CJ
>tfw just fuck my shit up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04JMephISxM
