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alright /r9k/ now that christmas is over share some of your most epic or saddest stories from this year
Okay, I have a story which is the typical /r9k/ family get together
>Be at my aunts for Christmas
>25 of us because of Uncles side is over as well most of which I had never seen
>Guy there who can't hide his powerlevel
>Cousin just had a baby and other one got married(interesting wedding story as well)
>Be at dinner
>Grandad of said guy says
"Everyone is settling down, why don't you have a wife? They've got a kid and you're still single"
>He goes on for about 2 minutes about muh bloodline
>He bursts
>Starts screaming
"I don't give a shit about your bloodline, I don't want someone to suffer the same as me. I don't want kids and I don't want a wife to leach off me"
>Runs out of the house
>Table goes silent
>His Mum goes to find him
>Dinner is silent
>They couldn't find the autismo guyI don't think they'll be asking me if I have a gf anymore
Parents decide to unground me for a few days cause Christmas decide to play League cause poor fag with almost no vidya. Brother waits to download a game on the PS4 Skype with his friends and play sm4sh online. I can get a minimum of 500 ping which is unplayable ask bro to stop for the day he says no ask parents for help they say "he can play if he wants to" mfw
>>25271636
>unground
Underaged.
What are you doing here, anon?
> yfw OP is actually 25+
>Being grounded
Mentally or physically youre too young for this website
What to do? I just got beaten up by 4 guys in tracksuits. They stole my old nokia and 70 euros. I need to survive a month until my family returns from a holiday. Got food only for 3-4 days and no money.
it's winter just eat road salt it's free
>>25271561
Wear old clothes and go to homeless shelters for soup
Email your parents and explain situation and transfer money to credit card / western union
Steal shit from wal mart/costco
Just after a take away/mcdonlads/restaurant closes, go to their garbage bins and take food, you'll be surprised what gets thrown out
>that picture
What the fuuuck I can't do it.
On topic : eat your jizzerydoo
who here /got so used to his face that he cant tell anymore if he looks good or not/?
I get grossed out by my face in the mirror but I've had cute girls tell me I look good before
I always get this strange idea that I'm good looking. Have to look at an actual picture of me to remember I'm average at best.
>>25271668
i think thats called confidence
>"Good" at one thing
>Bad at everything else, like, really bad
>In actuality is just mediocre in that one thing
Post yours, robots.
Me: Writing
Family tech support
fingering, apparently
music production
been doing it for 7 years and i still suck dick
>1993
>having a job
>not living with your parents
Come on wagies
My parents live in bumfuck nowhere tho.
>Hey, look who decided to finally come out of his cave!
>We ate all the chicken tendies, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left for you!
> Marry the one in the wheel chair
> forget about every other girl for the rest of my life
>Drag the wheel chair girl out
>Run around, pushing her and screaming the Speed Racer song
>Laugh and sing as friends chase me when they see me running for the top of the hill
>"Do you like your present anon?"
Mfw I actually don't like it that much, but I say I do anyways because I don't want to hurt their feelings.
Mfw I lose sleep because I feel so ashamed and guilty that I didn't like the present they got me.
Thinking of killing myself.
wow must be hard op
Being born a female in the western wod is like rolling a double 6 on the dice of life
Discuss r9k
>>25271498
Bumping for possie interest or potential
Obviously. It doesn't need discussion.
Being born a female in the western world is like hiring a professional to play the game of life for you and set the difficulty to very easy.
who /therapy/ here?
>tfw therapist is my only friend
>tfw he doesn't think i'm crazy enough for drugs
>>25271470
a therapist can't prescribe you drugs, anon
you need a psychiatrist.
They will just throw fucking drugs at you and charge you $100 bucks for 25 minutes of their time
>>25271470
Have been going to one for 8 or so months. Mine is so kind and understanding and always communicates with my psych and gets me whatever drugs I've thought I've needed. She even helps me organize and plan about anything since I never get things done, even getting me appointments and such when I'm too depressed to call myself.
How do you find one?
>be an ugly autistic kid from the suburbs
>dad is an ultra-chad all his life
>dad is ugly but has that alpha personality that gets girls
>abandons me, my brother, and my mum when I'm 9 years old
>see him once or twice a year through out my early teens
>a few years ago he just dropped off the radar
>my brother and I worry because of his drug history
>file a missing persons report but cops don't investigate
>fast forward to last week brother comes over to my house
>tells me he hired a private detective to try and locate dad
>wanted it to be a surprise christmas present for me initially
>turns out dad got himself in massive debt and fled Australia
>he now fucks Thai ladyboys for a living with his own porn site
>brother shows me the site and we're both disgusted at what we see
>decide we don't want him in our life and brother goes home
>this morning I get curious
>dads site had a paywall so I google and find some of his videos on free sites
>just watching at first
>dad is a bear and the ladyboys he fucks are small, young, and frail
>naturally get a solid erection
>end up rubbing my crotch a little
>before I know it I'm stroking myself
>cum
>realize I just came to my dad fucking a young asian guy in drag
>literally lower than I thought I'd ever fall in life
>sit there watching as the other 3 videos I'd opened in other tabs download
>cry
>>25271469
Liam? Is that you?
Jesus Christ duderobot senpai
That's too funny and sick to be real. Damn I wish I had a successful career having sex with Thai ladyboys.
>Narcissistic mom and brother
>being super depressed and generally abused and character assassinated by above
>ostracised by other family because above
>NEETbux is not enough to become independent (21 jobless retard)
>see no other way out of this suffering but suicide
Is taking them down with me worth it?
No one?
Guess I am too pathetic for /r9k/
>girl is nice to you and it feels like shes liking you
>you instantly think its a elaborate ruse to humiliate you
Any other anons have that feel?
I do.
The one time I fell for it I've been lured on a fake date with all her friends awaiting me. As soon as I arrived I got laughed at by like 5 people
>>25271548
i call bs
>tfw been ironically dated 3 times
This is why I have trust issues
Cuck memes are fucking depressing, man. I don't get how anyone could have cuckoldry as a fetish.
I think i'd kill myself if the love of my life left me for another.
I ponder what I'd do if my gf (if I ever get one) cuckolded me. In most of my scenarios I end up killing the chad and my gf with a Shotgun, before killing myself or going on the run.
Being so into anal that you get a fistula and ulcers.
>killme.filetype
>>25271410
Why can't I find my prostate?
Or feel pleasure from it?
I use lube and a glove but either my sphincter tries to push my finger out or if my finger is in I don't feel anything no matter where I poke.
When I fap I rub between my balls and ass hole it feels good but that's it
>>25271730
Not everyone can. I can't. I fiber it depends on how thick the intestinal wall is, plus how big the prostate is from fapping.
>>25271410
Man, I love Sia so much.
I would legit marry that woman.
