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/r9k/, i think i'm insane
am i listening to music....incorrectly?
Here's the PERFECT example of what i'm talking about, guys (weeaboo music warning)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onSjMeURIiA
The artist of the song, or the singer, NEVER ONCE comes into my head.
I listen to the song as if it's God himself telling me how to life my life. That's ...the least edgy way I can put it, which is still edgy as fuck, right?
But...is that an incorrect way of percieving music? Isn't the point of most music to inspire others? So what method of inspiration is the right one?
Well anyway, by listening to the music as if a god or guardian angel was giving me advice, i could say that my life was held hostage by music, for those words have guided me to where i am today
and now i'm questioning if that path was the right one
what does /49k/ believe on this issue?
>>25275165
yeah you're autistic
im just here to post some nasty tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkII8XJy1Wg
>>25275218
>mfw i'm realizing why autistic people are the only people who actually get shit done in life
so, fellow robots, I have a scenario for you to ponder on, as we haven't had a decent oc story thread in a while I propose to you this scenario-
there are 1000 robots in a skyrim- esk world- 500 fighting for the empire, and 500 fighting for the rebellion. after one year, a third party of 500 fembots would attempt to invade whatever situation has induced itself.
both sides will be equipped with iron-steel armour and weapons. The ratio of warrior:archer:mage is 300:150:50.
need some sort of storybro to post here, plz
So the fembots are the Thalmor?
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhh durrr.hurrr dur dhrudhrurhdu44rrr hdurr dhurr
Why don't you make your own OC? This isn't /r/writingprompts faggot.
I just got my 50 pills of 1.2mg etizolam. Feels nice to not stress.
I've been on Escitalopram since 2 months
I recently started feeling much more productive and alert
I guess the happy pills do work after all
I've been smoking way too much over the past month how long do I wait for my tolerance to recover?
>>25275670
As long as you can. The longer you wait the better it'll be when you start up again. Try for three weeks.
Female threads getting deleted.
It's over ladies. Get out, there's nothing for you here.
But where should I go if I do not cosplay? Where should I feel?
WE WANT JON HAMMS WANG WE WANT JON HAMMS WANG WE WANT JON HAMMS WANG WE WANT JON HAMMS WANG WE WANT JON HAMMS WANG WE WANT JON HAMMS WANG WE WANT JON HAMMS WANG WE WANT JON HAMMS WANG
>implying I need a designated females thread in order to post.
I'm still gonna be on your board. Still gonna get my cooties on it.
If girls posting triggers you so bad maybe you should leave.
So robots, what are your plans for new years eve?
Me, i'm going to get drunk alone, put on some music and dance alone in my livingroom (with the courtains closed ofcourse)
You need professional medical help, everybody I know here will spend their new tears eve with either their wives/family/kids/friends.
Get a life, dork,
>>25275237
what board do you think you're on? do you think this is the le ebin meme site for cool kids only?
get out
>>25275237
Kill yourself, fagget.
>Walk behind girl wearing tights
>Tries to cover it with her xs shirt
mfw
>>25274996
Its just a habit for most of them
Wow! Two people on /r9k/ had the exact SAME thing happen to them, on the EXACT same day! What are the odds of that?!
>>25275387
happens all the time
So what came first: the chicken or the egg?
bacterial mutiplication
Muh dick mufugguh
>>25274995
The egg, conclusively.
The creature that we know as a chicken came about through evolution, and its ancestors were reproducing by laying eggs LONG before they took on the form of a chicken.
Also, if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, it makes no sound. It causes waves of vibration to appear in the surrounding air, but without the presence of a tympanic membrane for those to strike, the sensory phenomenon that we call "sound" doesn't exist, being, as it is, primarily a product of the brain.
Who /ruinedbyanime/ here?
I didn't give a shit about anything azn until a year ago and now I've turned into a fucking weeb with yellow fever.
>>25274978
best kind of fever to have.
>>25275012
I'm too lazy to go to Japan, can I get a waifu in California or some shit?
I almost dropped out of uni b/c of it (have since graduated). Had to drop it entirely.
You can do it too if you try, anon.
who /gamerage/ here?
I've been playing Bloodborne for a few days now and I've died to Paarl 40+ times. Each death since the 6th I've been slicing my arm with a razor blade until I get it, also gave myself a black eye and broke one of my dualshock 4's
Anyone else got any favorite mutilation acts to perform when raging at games?
>>25274975
Get anger management therapy and stop playing video games until you can control yourself.
I'm serious. I stopped getting mad at video games when I was like 15 years old.
dur dhhhhur dur durrrrrrrrrr durudrrrr durfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrr dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hurr durrrddddbb
>>25274975
uhhh that's kind of weird you should stop doing that
Anyone has stood up against bullies?
I'm a grown ass man, a bunch of kids made fun of me and I stood up, I don't get where I got the courage
They threatened violence but they kinda freaked out when I told them that it wasn't a good idea to push a man with evidence on his side and to consider if a criminal record was worth it just because they got butthurt
They left cursing me after that, but I guess I kinda liked it
I have a horrible history with bullying, I've been medicated the majority of my life due to the repercussions. I get nightmares almost daily due to it
When I was a kid I could never imagine doing that. But today felt amazing, it was like my fantasies of standing up really came true
I actually used some of the tactics I imagined could be useful. Too bad none of them hit me really hard, one just pushed me a couple of times threatening to hit me before I told him what a great idea it was
did robots here really get bullied? i got ignored and left alone by literally everyone.
>>25274994
Me too.Only people who sperged out got bullied
>>25274922
Yeah, when I was younger I used to go to this summer camp but since I had no friends I would just build card houses by myself alone. These kids would keep on knocking it down and laughing at me. Waited till recess and took a plank to the back of the kids head. After that they stopped messing with me
3 years later I was sent to military school and after that I just started settling all my problems with violence.
>just ate a fuckton of morning glory seeds
>mfw dinner with the family is is 45 minutes
>dammit, I said I wasn't hungry
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
I can already feel it. I either need to wolf these tamales down like it's nobody's business, or I'm going to need to hold my spaghetti for dear life.
>>25274915
yeah, tons of tamales in yr tummy will make this situation alot better. Remember the sour cream and hot sauce psychonaut.
Tell them you're not hungry. Eating on morning glory seeds is a bad idea.
janitors on a fucking massacre today
based as hell
>>25274909
What do you mean?
These threads
>>25271579
>>25268257
are still up.
>>25274950
They're not, m80. ;)
>>25274950
Beautiful. Have we finally win? Are the janitors now fycking off the females.
Is anyone else pissed off that Sarah Silverman thinks "Jesus was gender fluid" even counts as a joke.
Even tumblrites usually attempt to craft their stupidity into something with an angle or a punchline, this is just trash.
I don't get her joke.
Is it because he had long hair?
>am I pissed
No, I'm not... because I'm not an easily-triggered little bitch.
>pissed off about what a comedian says
"Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 18:3
>>25274871
wasn't this your response to the manchildren thread?
this didn't need a new thread man
>>25274871
/r/ mystery camwhore nudes so I can fap
Can we make Mormonism the official religion of /r9k?
Pros:
All women are virgins
Church welfare program means we never have to work
The religion itself pisses off normies and fedoras
Girls are all qt and submissive
>>25274868
Mormonism is great, but if your not in Utah none of that is really true. Except the piss off normies thing. Although any major religion will do that.
>Joshua Graham will never be real and teach you everything about Mormonism
>>25274868
I grew up mormon, it's not as great as you think.
>All women are virgins
Ha, sure....they start with "soaking" because it's somehow not sex and then they start fucking like bunnies.
>Church welfare program means we never have to work
Not exactly, everybody pays 10% of their income in tithing and sometimes they help members in need, but that's usually in exchange for some kind of service, so you're still working, even if it is a shit job as a church librarian or something.
>The religion itself pisses off normies and fedoras
Depends on where you're at I guess, even non-mormon normies are generally okay with it in Utah, Wyoming, Nevada, Idaho, etc.
>Girls are all qt and submissive
Not particularly qt, but yeah, you're right, they're usually submissive.
