Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6867. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6867. page
>Ctrl+F
>reddit cunts
>no result
>>25262028
>stop sleeping with people to feel good about myself.
Why did you start in the first place you stupid cunt it couldn't work, think first!
>>25262098
The important part is this was posted in r/foreveralone.
>>25262109
>tfw chad stop contacting you after sex
Have you ever met an embodiment of pure edge or autism?
>work at my local mall in a Cotton On
>see edge incarnate walk in
>GLOWING CAT EAR HEADPHONES
>all black clothing with edgy anime character on front of shirt
>hot topic bag in one hand, pocky in the other.
>temporary red dye patch in hair.
>Attack on Titan Scout cloak thing.
>mexican manlet.
Holy fuck senpai, how is it possible for this to even exist?
>>25277383
>didnt take a picture
you are the autist here
>>25277383
Were these the headphones?
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/axent-wear-cat-ear-headphones#/
I was going to buy a pair, but I was concerned the quality was going to be garbage.
>>25277476
I think i saw those headphones at Brookstone to try on. You can probably just try them on at the mall, since every mall has a brookstone.
Rate my three sisters /r9k/
>>25277246
need more pictures of the middle
The one in the middle is pretty hot, 10/10. The other two are a little over average, 6/10.
nope, nope, aaaaaand maybe in a couple of years but still nope
Does the ultimate end of our race lie within VR and neuroscience?
Something just as real as the world we're in right now, but through the magic of drugs our own self-wrought suffering is null and depression void.
Maybe infinite lifespans as well?
Not sure if that's possible.
>>25277172
going for neuroscience after college. probably wont make it since im on r9k all day
What if we're already in a simulation?
>>25277212
Yeah, if what I posted is true this is just as true.
However the fact that pi is (seemingly) infinite refutes this argument somewhat.
>tfw when no jealous gf to shoot you then herself
That's the ultimate form of love, a girl that will kill you rather than let you go
i dated a girl like that except instead of killing me she just broke up with me
well, actually, i broke up with her
and nothing dramatic happened at all. nobody killed anyone
but other than that, it was exactly like the scenario you imagined
>>25277247
She had a gun?
>>25277280
no, nor did she have a cat
she wore glasses tho
>i wouldn't tell anyone that i go on /r9k/ but i would tell people I go on /pol/
Is his hair really big or is that his chair?
>>25276995
that's a chair fagort
>>25276964
>school shooters
or
>Nazis
I like the latter much more
>2nd christmas day
>at parents
>everyone else asleep
>whiskey and netflix alone
>sister pulling night shift at mcd
>gonna bring me mcdoubles at 8am
life is good bothers
mcdonalds only serves mcdoubles between 11 am and 4 am. enjoy your 4 hour old mcdoubles.
>>25276996
you think the ingredients disappear into a space vaccuum or you think employees make whatever the fuck they feel like?
>>25276996
also wtf mcdoubles are on the menu 10-08 that's 22 hours a day retard
>shit threads get deleted
>rose threads stay
jannies?
What are you talking about? There are still plenty of shit threads. Like this one. And that one about dresses.
>>25276950
jannies operate in weird bursts, like we'll get two weeks of absolute shit bait threads going completely unchecked and taking over half the board, then out of the blue the jannies pop up and start spazzing out deleting half the shit in jesus ak47 mode and the board really cleans up, then poof, they're gone again
ITT: Your (most likely) unobtainable dream
Personally, I really want to start and lead a cult in my lifetime.
>>25276856
qt virgin gf with some of my interests
>>25276856
go for it then.
I'm starting a cult next year providing a friend's serious about the property he supposedly got.
>>25276856
i desire a giant girlfriend
>for 2016, I pray that I get a bf
Wow what an idiot, doesn't she know she can literally walk outside and say "I need a bf" and be swarmed with five hundred guys buying her everything she could ever want just to her vagania?
>>25276875
>interesting thought. I've never tried that before.
>Hopefully my future bf will accompany me on my morning walks beside the sea.
He posted in /soc/ rate thread.
He's making me wet.
I don't get it, his nose looks like it has been smashed with a shovel and that jawline is very weak. Don't get me started on his almost white jeans, cheap hanes sweater and black converse, what a terrible fit.
/soc/ ratethreads are so stupid
The other day you get 5-6s all day and then a week later they rate you 8-9
Goddamn normies
>>25276868
It's his eyes that caught me.
>its saturday night
>shes out with friends at a pre-new years party
>all her friends from highschool are back in town
>"ohhhh Football Chad, thats so great you got a job at your dads fiance company lined up after you graduate!"
>"OH CHAD" she will proclaim from the peak of her delight, as he stretches that tight little clit wide open so it may never be satisfied by an average dick again
>In ecstasy she will eagerly kneel before his long inseminator and receive his big viscous load of silver seed upon her face and mouth
All this while you sit home alone and post on /r9k/
Its a hell of a life fellas!
How does this make you feel?
>fiance company
Probably a typo, but I got a chuckle out of imagining whores imagining a factory churning out suckers to marry.
>>25276741
>as he stretches that tight little clit wide open
Anon, I don't think you know what you're talking about.
There is no she
I'm gay
PS the penis doesn't go in the clit
Hey autists, I have a question
What is the meaning of life?
Question too simplistic to answer.
Just curious, could you be friends with someone
who was a 10/10 trap.
No sexual shit, no flirting, just a friend.
I am just curious /r9k/ because I've been friends with a trap for a a long time, and she's introduced me to hot cis bitches.
pic unrelated, but it's an attention grabber
>>25276731
>No sexual shit, no flirting, just a friend.
No because I'd constantly try to get her to sit on my face and suck my dick.
Fuck the other thread
Why does the 2010s feel so fucking cringeworthy? Everything from music to social media to snapchat it feels like everyone is trying to be a meme or get 10k likes on their stupid picture
This decade is pure materialism
>>25276720
Because you're an autist who can't get with the times.
The decadence has gone too far. These are the last days of Rome, senpai.
Evolution works slowly.
We're stone-age brains with modern technology.
