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>tfw brother and sister home for holidays
>tfw brother and sister also in college and have 4.0s
>tfw mom forcing me to do well and improve in my classes
>tfw had a 3.9 and now have like approximately a 3.2
>tfw grades come soon
>brother and sister and mom will all judge and yell at me
>>25275722
>4.0 in college
Both impressive and unnecessary unless you want to become a doctor/get into Yale law school/go into academia etc.
Don't worry too much man. One quarter/semester with a 3.2 won't kill you. Pick back up next quarter. Also
>college
You're a grown ass man dude. Time to stop worrying so much what your mom thinks about your grades.
OP why are your grades slipping? Are you studying enough?
D-do you need me to take care of some of your needs so you can focus on studying?
>>25275722
respective majors?
Ready to go full-blown autistic here. I'm looking for a very specific type of picture, if it even exists. For the longest time I've made a joke of a very specific type of person saying "nee--guh" as her regular (ill-attempted) catch-phrase, a slight hesitation between the two syllables of "nigga" in a weird, juvenile way with both nih and guh said very quickly, as well as head moving slightly down with each syllable (no more than a 2 centimeters for each), almost as though they end abruptly by someone who just doesn't get it. All I want is a picture of this type of person.
The type of person who I have always envisioned to say this, and who has caused me much laughter throughout the years, is a semi-dark skinned (coloured), tomboyish, short-haired ghettoey girl, with a round, chubby-ish circular face, roundish eyes, clueless, with a vacant stare, mouth left slightly ajar when normal-faced, who tries to fit in with her "ghetto" peers who are nothing like her.
Can we get some possible candidate photos for this? Or is the specificity beyond help? I can't even get an example photo for you.
>>25275640
too specific, you'll never find one. You'll have to draw it.
>>25275653
I'm a horrible artist. If you could imagine what I can, you'd probably see the hilarity of it.
Is paid sex nice in asia?
Why pay for sex if you can get it for free?!
Why does her leg turn into a hand?
Hey /r9k/, i need quick cash. This still works or is there something else?
Anyone out there that can help?
Bo
>>25275927
No
Original no
No
N
O
The best Chad there ever was. RIP
>>25275529
Haha! Sure dude, if you already bet on it, you should get your nickelback
>>25275529
I can't believe it's true...
god dammit chad
Is anybody else here a looks theorist (believer that looks are the main part of female attraction)?
I honestly don't believe aspergers is a big negative trait in males, the halo effect will make a good-looking male seem to have better personality traits than he actually does. A 6'2+ big-framed, muscular, thick-boned, handsome-faced man will seem cool no matter what he does.
That woman is ugly and fat but you're still attracted to her
>>25275734
her body is perfect and she is kind of cute
Being extremely attractive will trump nearly any negative trait in anyone. But it's a fact that generally, looks aren't necessarily the only or most important thing to a woman. There are other 'paths' for women to experience legitimate sexual attraction, and that can include confidence, power, social status, dominance, being funny, fame, etc etc. These traits can compensate for his appearance. The reverse isn't true for men, who might have lower standards but only have one 'path' to experiencing attraction, which is looks, and they can't be compensated for.
when it comes to 401ks and IRAs, and investments, i should be getting one and paying into them or starting one, but I really dont think i'll live past 50.
anyone else here?
the irony of my life is that i probably will live that long, and have no retirement funds
Ask /biz/
Robots don't have any money.
>>25275411
Same, I'm planning on killing myself around 50 and certainly before 60 when everyone I know has tons of health problems.
But, more so because I truly believe the gov't will take from 401k's and investments eventually.
>>25275411
Yeh, go on /biz/. I go there often. My IRA is in a vanguard target date retirement fund. I'm a novice when it comes to investing so I just stuck with that for my IRA.
>playing GTA V
>walk up to women as trevor
>the first thing they mention is him being bald
Is balding the ultimate death sentence?
>>25275406
did you know he was already wearing a hair piece in the right photograph?
I don't think it is unless you and your partner are together for superficial reasons.
JUST (le original comment)
I WOULD LET TREVOR FUCK ME WITH A RAKE
>tfw qt virgin orthodox gf who used to come over and cook for me every morning and evening just dumped me when she found out i watched mlp
Hold me, robots
Ha-ha brony faggot nice job
Not saying you deserve it, but...
Well, at least you have more time to watch children's cartoons. And more time to learn how to tie a noose.
>>25275398
>virgin
She was conning you. At least you can still bang your pony stuffed animals.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/748185/saudi-millionaire-cleared-of-rape-claims-he-fell-accidentally-penetrated-teen
>Rich saudi gets away with pulling a whoopsy-dicksy, after he accidentally his whole penis in a british teen girl
Haha! It's pretty cool how you british lads are accepting of the whole "it's a just a prank bro!"
>>25275350
>he believes the rich only get away with crimes in the UK.
>>25275350
It was a simple mistake, can happen to anyone tbqh
>>25275350
Tbh we can't be sure, we all know how women are, she might've seduced him and then cried rape in hopes of getting those millions of his. There's been thousands of cases like this.
Also, since she's the kinda crazy guurrrl that goes to nightclubs and stranger's homes this seems very likely.
I hope you anons don't smell bad
>>25275349
I smell okay.
I can't tell if I smell good only when I smell like shit.
The fuck? Smell is like teeth, along with all other personal hygiene. You are supposed to smell acceptable, and have healthy (though not necessarily straight) teeth. Hair that isn't greasy, clipped fingernails, wear clean clothes, maybe a few other things.
It's the kind of this that when you have it, nobody appreciates the effort you put into that and then judge you for being malet/lanklet/fat/whatever.
Why is skyrim so comfy /r9k/?
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hurr dur
its not its shit
>>25275269
>>25275285
hi /v/
OCOC
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>tfw you can go outside wearing a t-shirt in 30 degree temperature and not shiver
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>25275229
>tfw fat
ftfy
Of course you're not going to shiver if you are running. I run in tanks and shorts during 30F weather all the time.
>>25275256
Nah, I can walk in 25-30F weather and still not shiver.
>tfw no weeb friend to watch anime
>tfw no steam friend to play video games
>tfw no suicidal friend to talk about death with
>tfw every thread is filled with erp degenerates
Maybe for once we can get a thread with no ERP degenerates right guys?
>>25275223
why would you want to watch anime with another man?
isn't that something you only do with people of the opposite sex?
i've watched Anohana 5 times with 5 different female skype friends, and currently watching shugo chara with 2
>>25275497
Only men can truly appreciate anime so it makes sense to want to watch it with a fellow man
>>25275223
I'll play games with you anon.
>"Omg, anon spoke!"
and other humiliating things people have said to you
>>25275191
>"Good luck getting anon out of his room"
>"Haha, anon the robot"
>"I bought you this table so you don't have to sit on the floor all day on your computer"
>>25275191
I don't have any exact quotes, but any time someone assumes I don't want to do anything outside gets to me.
Like, yes they're right, but fuck you not everyone likes going on hikes or walks or whatever
>" I just wish I could find a more guys like you"
