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How many days should I refrain from masturbation to have a good orgasmwith a prostitute?
e^365 is natural
>>25273322
Just go to this site.
http://chikcz.tumblr.com/archive
And scroll down. Surely this will help.
None you fucking autist. Jack off right before you go to see her
Would you rather have a small dick, be a manlet, or have an ugly face?
Anyone have all three?
I'd like to be a manlet, so I could become a qt trap.
Being over 6 foot does suck sometimes, believe it or not.
>>25273341
Be my bf anon?
>i'll never have a normal cock like that
Phimosis fucking sucks.
People are trying to pressure me into getting Facebook, how do I explain to them that I don't want to be autistic online as well as IRL?
Pix unrelated, the only one I have on my phone
>>25273282
Tell your friends there's no point in sending personal data to online social sites. Express your concern with the matter in a persuasive manner. They will understand.
>Have 2.5 years of utter destitution
>chronic poor fag
>no social life
>depression
>shit health
I was seriously so close to an heroing during this period, but now I'm out of it I really appreciate life so much more. If you can ever escape robothood you won't take life for granted like normies that have never had to struggle.
>>25273281
It will get worse again.
>>25273550
The worst day of your life is probably yet to come.
>>25273281
I had a similar time but it lasted 4 and a half years. Sounds cliche but it really did give me a lot of character.
Normies love my crazy stories too.
Are you shy? Nod if you are.
It's ok, we won't judge you.
yeh you?
Everybody is shy on this board.
>>25273278
U-uhhh h-h....
>mfw im in a dinner party
>working out makes you fit!
>>25273232
calories in calories out bro. What so hard about that?
Fuck off jabba.
>>25273263
>calories in calories out bro. What so hard about that?
kek all of you are so ignorant
>Spend the entire semester watching low quality tv and movies online
>probably flunked out of school
>It's winter break now and I don't know what to do because there's nothing left.
ITT you give OP tv/movies to watch or suggestions on what to do with life.
>>25273225
> what I've watched:
the office
Narcos
man in high castle
family guy
south park
breaking bad
walking dead
workaholic
Im caught up with most normies shows and movies but nothing that is currently in theaters. Is lost any good?
>>25273225
> what I've done
>taken intro to hypnosis course
>fugged prostitutes and came in raw ass mouth and pussy
> done weed alcohol salvia shrooms e nicotine caffeine painkillers
> parents took away vidya
> made it to upper division math at uc berkeley; failed abstract algebra 3times and computability and modal logic, did ok in real analysis, complex analysis, linear algebra
> finished non math requirements
> used to skateboard and hit the gym
> used to deal drugs for cash
> shitpost on multiple boards (not funny)
> no friends, no gunz
>tfw want to start going to the gym to work towards becoming normie instead of an autistic fat fuck
>can't because of how severe my social anxiety is
>even though it's a 24/7 gym someone might be there same time with me
>can't even jog or shit because someone might see me
wat do
>>25273202
Exercise at home.
Download P90X videos.
>>25273202
I used to be anxious about it. Then you realize nobody at the gym will pay the slightest attention to you. Everyone there only cares about themselves and are just as scared.
>>25273202
You get over it
Sometimes I go to the bathroom and just freak out in there but otherwise just get over it you fucking faggot
>anon, it must be wonderful to be you. it's like you have no bounds and can do anything you want all the time
>>25273171
Normies are jealous.
>tfw you get matched with a real qt on tinder
>tfw she doesn't even reply back to your message
>tfw when you match, message her, and she unmatches right away.
>tfw when you match, and wait awhile to write her so as not to appear desperate and she unmatches you anyhow
>>25273151
Why is pee pee smiling in that pic?
>tfw got some delicious sushi
You fags jelly?
I am, actually.
>too much of a lazy fuck to go to kroger and pick up sushi
>eating boring christmas leftovers, there's no mashed potatoes left
Sorry but that looks like utter crap
>Best sushi
Avocado
>good occasionally sushi
Cheesy potatoes sushi
>meh sushi
Everything else
I'm going to a girl's house for the first time tomorrow... what do??
>>25273045
Don't go lest you screw it up
Leave your jizz in her panty drawer
>>25273045
just don't act like a spaz
Give me some good porn vids to jack off to tonight familia!
Blacked or Mistress T
>tfw horny but dick is sore from masturbating too much already
>>25273023
what happened to her dick?!
How can humans compete?
>>25272997
>alien fetish
>no female aliens except 3d sfm shit
>>25273206
The fuck are you talking about? There's plenty of 2D ayy grill porn.
>>25273319
>2d
you know i want the real stuff
>claims to be depressed or have social anxiety
>has friends, gf/bf, isn't a virgin
Seriously where do normals get this stuff?
when I see those girls online who talk about their social anxiety and depression i think wow so girls get me
then you find out how they have a boyfriend, friends and a normal life, I just think WTF, these lying bitches how dare they pretend to be like me
women are carried through life by white knights and they have ZERO self awareness about it
I want to fuck /mlp/-tan
For normalfags, social anxiety and introverted means going out every two weeks instead of every one
