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>tfw you've filtered all the faggots with tripcodes
Have I missed anyone?
>What is forced anonymous
>>25274439
>implying tripfags or namefags have anything to say worth listening to
Filter them all and the whole site is much improved
>tfw you realize all the threads you ever killed were because you posted hard factx and they were too BTFO to continue the discussion
>tfw this thread gets killed too
>he is this delusional
>>25273701
>Posts: 3
>Unique posters: 1
o-oh, anonkun : /
>Parents caught me wanking to Joker ASMR video
fuck even porn would be less awkward than this
I was at my parents house for the holiday and I didnt want to go to any porn sites so I just wanked to this vid on youtube didnt even get to finish but now im so fucking upset I cant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5sbWFxF-nQ
>>25273696
you are one weird motherfucker bro
>>25273696
Hahahah why would you do that
>>25273696
top-kek-
/SNS (shit normies say)/
>It gets better!
>A few years after a high school, all the ladies will be chasing after you! That popular high school guy will be working at McDonalds, or you'll be his boss!
>>25273651
Both of those are slightly true, you just need to work hard to make it true.
I used to have absolutely no friends, and was doing terrible in school. I started lifting weights and taking care of myself and trying to improve myself.
Now I've got a couple of good friends, and an incredibly loyal gf of 3 years who I'm going to marry soon.
All you gotta do is make an effort bro.
>>25274318
>just lift all your problems up and away!
Thanks for contributing. :<)
>>25274318
>bro
I'M NOT YOUR BRO YOU..you.. you cuck!
>Sorry, anon, I don't do anything without my sister. If you want to date me, you'll have to date both of us.
What do?
Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>25273637
HEEEEELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY BAABY, HEELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAL
>>25273637
Not use condoms
sexy 3 ways for life
It's been a while since the last comfy thread
Feelsgood OP
Wallpaper tier
>bump >>25273621
more pls
Fuck the Publix guy. Ingles is better.
What's ingles? Never even seen one desu.
Why the hell is desu popping up everywhere? i didn't even type that, and I have noticed it makinga come back.
>>25274066
>>25274099
At least I got dubs I guess.
MY STUPID WHORE FUCKING MOTHER BUYS ME COOKIES AND GIVES IT TO ME AS IF TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.
BUT THE STUPID BITCH FORGOT FUCKING MILK. THERES NO MILK HERE. SO I GAVE IT BACK TO HER AND SAID "THERES NO MILK SO WHY WOULD I WANT COOKIES?!?!!". STUPID FUCKING WHORE.
Fucking idiot man. Who the fuck buys cookies and then doesn't buy milk? How fucking stupid do you have to fucking be?
>>25273556
Holy fuck she just gave me new earphones now too for no fucking reason. She already gave me money for christmas, so I could buy my own if I actually needed any. What the fuck is wrong with her? And this time instead of smiling like she did with the cookies, she gave me a shitty angry look.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. SHES THE ONE THAT IS AUTISTIC AND CAN'T DO ANYTHIONG RIGHT.
This is bait.
This must be bait, right?
What a bitch. Why are all women such stupid whores?
this 100% pure t. finnish guy just touched your girlfriend's ass
what do you do
>finnish
but he looks asian wtf
>>25273540
Finns have the most Asian genes in Europe. Finns are a combination of turkic, gothic and uralic people mixing.
>>25273540
mongol blood, yo
tfw banned from my favourite boards
>>25273499
Which ones, dubs-kun? Also, why did they ban you?
>>25273499
>having a static IP
>>25273521
I got huge range-ban on /int/
Sup /r9k/ what did you get with your Christmas sheckles from gramama and granpapa? I got some epic Star Wars: The Force Awakens toys from the Disney Store and some Taco Bell Grillers
>>25273498
not sure if you are taking the piss but I actually got given star wars toys and I'm 25 years old
I dont get the point of little figurines, they just sit on your desk but they look mass produced and it doesn't mean anything to me
I want to make a Kylo Ren cosplay
>>25273639
Don't underestimate my power
The idea that you "can't compare" male circumcision with female circumcision is false. This video explains why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98f3IavuEgQ
The foreskin isn't "extra skin" on the penis. It's primary erogenous tissue. The tissues in the inner and transitional parts of the foreskin are heavily innervated with tactile corpuscles.
Many guys can experience waves of sexual pleasure simply from stimulating parts of the foreskin like the frenular delta and the ridged band.
Involuntary circumcision is barbaric and it should be illegal.
>Although the sensory and autonomic innervation of the penis and clitoris are similar, there is a remarkable difference in their encapsulated somatosensory receptors. Sensory receptors can be classified as mechanoreceptors, e.g. Meissner's corpuscles (Fig. 4), Vater-Pacinian corpuscles (Fig. 5) and Merkel cells (Fig. 6); and nocioceptors (free nerve endings) [41]. A multitude of names have been used to describe these encapsulated receptors, e.g. Krause, Dogiel, genital corpuscles, Endkalpsen [sic] and mucocutaneous end-organs [42], but the term corpuscular (encapsulated) receptors will be used here to include all of these mechanoreceptors. Most of the encapsulated receptors of the prepuce are Meissner corpuscles, as they contact the epithelial basement membrane.
...
>In the glans penis, encapsulated end-organs are sparse, and found mainly along the glans corona and the frenulum [43]. The only portion of the body with less fine-touch discrimination than the glans penis is the heel of the foot [45]. In contrast, the male prepuce ridged band (Fig. 7) at the mucocutaneous junction has a high concentration of encapsulated receptors [46]. The innervation difference between the protopathic sensitivity of the glans penis and the corpuscular receptor-rich ridged band of the prepuce is part of the normal complement of penile erogenous tissue.
...
>The prepuce is primary, erogenous tissue necessary for normal sexual function [8]. The complex interaction between the protopathic sensitivity of the corpuscular receptor-deficient glans penis [42] and the corpuscular receptor-rich ridged band of the male prepuce [45] is required for normal copulatory behaviour.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410x.1999.0830s1034.x/abstract
If you have been subjected to American (or Jewish) style circumcision, you cannot experience natural sexual function; it is physiologically impossible. The sexual function of a circumcised penis is diminished and distorted.
I can't and will never forgive my parents for mutilating me.
At least you don't have to get cut open to have sex.
>be me
>be 18
>be paranoid schizo starting first year in uni
>about two months ago
>introductionary week of uni a few weeks before it actually starts
>nervous as fuck, only one of my beta friends who goes to this uni. Dont know anybody
>go out every night because mandatory
>actually have fun a bit
>first day only for knowing each other, make some friends. Both female and male
>second day
>meet this cute polish girl, let's call her H.
>instant click
>talk to H all the time while away from my group in this week.
>third day
>went to city zoo with introduction week
>meet up with H earlier so we can be together
>basicallt whole week talking to her, looking forward to see H when uni starts, feel like i have a decent chance with H since she shows somewhat interest in me
Cont?
Yes, I love hearing about fuck ups, please tell me robot.
you mean continue to a bit that might actually be interesting, just fucking get to the point dont make me read a bunch of boring lines that could have been summed up with "met this girl i like"
>>25273549
Yes go on lad
How can there not be a /depression/ thread? Don't tell me anyone except me got his shit together. You know those christmas athmosphere is going to be over soon, right?
Probably a bunch of people killed themselves. It is the season for it.
>>25273357
fucking 400 depression threads everyday..
what do you want to talk about?
>>25273357
>mfw I have severe depression
>tfw just found out that one of my sister's best friends is actually a trap
>i have met and spoken to this person on multiple occasions and never suspected a thing
>there is now a distinct, if tantalising, possibility that i might be enjoying some trappussy in the near future
u jelly?
>>25273328
no I merely wish you good luck
a) you won't
b) I'm not
Some mentally ill person is getting more ass than me.
I bet your sister already sucked his dick too.
