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why are women such degenerates?
Because we allow them to be
We must wield a fist of iron and rule the family unit once again
yeah you guys are gonna have some real satisfying relationships
>>25276375
have fun getting pumped N dumped roast beef
Tell me a story. Any story will do. Something sad, something happy, something long, something short, boring or exciting. It's all ok as long as it's true and you feel like telling it. Come on and share some stories tonight. I'll read everything posted in this thread and I'll try my best to reply to whatever I can think of a semi-intelligent reply to.
>be me
>at this concert with friends
>place is packed
>this girl shows up
>she puts her hands on my face
>my heart just races
>she asks if I'm on drugs
>I say no
>she says that's good and some things and leaves
>I look at my friend and give her a look
I wonder why she did that
>jerking off
>see this thread
>type up a reply
>click all the signs with street names but captcha just doesn't believe me
>have to do it three times
>go back to jerking off
STORYMAN GET THE FUCK IN HERE
How's the manifesto coming along, robots?
>>25276138
Nearly done faam
>>25276254
>Nearly done faam
Good work robot
>>25276254
post ome of it pls
Why is women even allowed to post on this board
Wouldn't it improve board quailty if women were banned from this place
>>25276082
that isnt fair ok we have better luck in our love lives but that's it.
The only thing that would improve /r9k/ is deleting it.
>>25276514
Yeah, I have absolutely no friends and probably never will.
>>25276546
That's true, the years /r9k/ were deleted were the best years of my life.
I have a strange condition which makes the area right upside my stomach to hurt like hell whenever I feel negative emotions.
I went to a doctor and treated it like a heartburn but pills don't even dim the pain.
I always thought this was my conscience, and that everyone had this.
But now I realise none of you have physical pain when you feel guilt, or angst, or anger.
What are emotions for you /r9k/?
How the fuck do I get rid of this impossible pain? (assuming anyone had a similar situation or heard about one and found a solution)
>pic not related
>>25275825
kinda similar, I get shocks in my head sometimes if I am dealing with a lot of negative emotions at once.
>>25275825
I have a strange condition which makes my nose start itching and makes me start sneezing whenever I get hungry. I think my brain is wired incorrectly
>>25276455
Shocks?! As in you suddenly feel a mighty need to contort your head and neck in awkward positions?
>>25276501
Kek. I sneeze an undetermined number of times when I look at the sun but nothing like this.
My record were 7 consectuive sneezes in the middle of the street.
The sun was real shiny.
>>25275825
Regarding my stomach pain, I'll add that when I just just just wake up I don't feel it, and if I exhale ALL the air from my lungs, I feel a little relieved.
Also, it gets number when I drink enough alcohol.
*YAAAWWWWWWWWNNNN*
Had a good Christmas, wagie? Must be nice to have a little taste of the NEET life once a year.
Remember, back to work next week! Or you won't be able to afford next Christmas!
I'm enjoying it. I've actually got deployment coming up soon so I'll be working nonstop for at least six months, probably more like 10.
Don't worry NEET friend, I'm gonna keep you safe from the bad people in the world. Stay comfy.
Worked this Christmas. Worked Christmas Eve, Boxing Day too and I'll be working today as well. Pretty much the whole holiday season almost until New Years'.
I miss the NEET life desu
>>25275790
Thanks! While you're away, I'll be sure to put my cummies in your gf/wife. As NEETs have far more free time to dedicate toward self improvement and mastery, we are considered superior mates than beta providers such as yourself.
I'll try and bring up how appreciative I am to you and all the other wagecucks out there the next time she starts sucking on my tendie and begging for my honey mustard.
>tfw after 6 month's of withdrawal and a year of sobriety you relapse
It's kicking in so time to get /comfy/
Have fun with more long period withdrawal in the future
Enjoy your eventual withdrawal seizures.
>weed addiction is out of control
>can't stop drinking
why the fuck are drugs so good and bad
I've been thinking about death lately, and one idea that makes sense to me is that death is like sleep with no dreams, or waking up
Thoughts?
(Pic is unrelated)
remember what it was like before you were born?
death is like that.
>>25275505
Ever been so tired that you fell asleep so fast n' deep, so that when you woke up it only felt like blinking briefly? During this time you don't have any perception of time and whatever happened in between the moment you fell asleep and the moment you woke up is irrelevant.
I imagine death being like such a sleep. Just instead of it being a rather slow "blink" you stay in there though, in the nothingness, and you'll not open you eyes again and whatever happens doesn't matter since your perception of time and event doesn't exist.
I hope that explanation made any sense.
You should listen to Alan Watts.
>you now realise that school is literally a memory game
>you now realise that the only reason why dumb stacies got higher grades than you is that women have inherently better memories than men
>>25275295
Tarp?
durrrrrrrrrrr hrurrd..rrurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrr udrr durrrrr dur dur dur dur dur durd,. dur dur dur dur udurudurrrrrrrrrrrrrr3rrrrrrrrrrrr
>>25275295
yes, women are inherently smarter. obviously, child.
comfy fags
>post comfy movies
>games
>music etc.
>Big Lebowski
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooSFIvLn-Y
>Mitch Hedberg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJk8e-BdFTI
>Japanese Book Repair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSjI-BjrGLo
>>25274360
Why the fuck is this so comfy
>"Thanks for agreeing to be a donor for the ritual anon, the blood of a virgin is so hard to come by these days. Now give me your wrist, I only need a little bit!"
>>25273789
Would it be worth exploring meme-religions to find women with low standards? Say Wicca - normie-repellent as fuck, but some of them ritually use soap. All I'd have to do is talk about my "love of the earth goddess", which is really just adding one word to a true statement. Would it be worth it, y/n-w?
>>25275126
I'd just tatoo my whole arms bitches love that
>>25275126
They are all sluts for Chad anyways and not monogamous
>hfw she noticed I shat my pants in the car ride back from the movie
Will greentext if there's interest.
bump
original kek cuck 12345
Holy shit anon why
Please tell us
There is interest, just post the fucking story you pants shitting fuck
who /dex/ here?
about to pop 500mg 1.5 bottles
>>25271867
godaaamn I've seen alot of you robots post about dexing lately.
Is it a) can't find real psychedelics (obviously) 2) only dissociates can numb your level of pain (likely)
or, my personal suspicion c) robo-tussin and the slang "robo-ing" have made you think this is somehow related to being a robot. pure degeneracy.
>>25271958
tried shrooms before but theyre kind of scary and make me feel like a madman
the dex space just feels cool man
>>25271958
I've done pure lsd close to 10 times now and dxm at least 12-14 over the past 2 years.
Some people like disassociatives more, they're very different expirences. I am one of these people. Probably a reason for a lot of people next to 1) can't find real psychs.
Has any of the robots here ever been triggered before? If so, when and why? Please respond in greentext form if possible.
I've been triggered by people posting pictures and discussing Dylann Roof. I don't really care now, but it was pretty traumatic every time I saw him back then
>>25270675
Shit I didn't do progressive frame order rendering....
>"You're not funny."
Everytime I overhear anyone saying this, I get triggered.
how do I make girls sit on my face?
put money on your face
Paint a pic of Chad's cock on your face.
>>25268377
Just ask. Anyone that will have sex with you, will sit on your face.
