Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6864. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6864. page
You try to teach a man to fish and he spits in your face.
we also killed that man eventually.
>>25277538
Man you post here a lot
Go outsideand kill yourselfI like your posts though
The poor get richer and the sick get sicker.
>she has a gummy smile
Is there anything more disgusting and repulsive?
>>25277465
Look in the mirror
Original comment niggers
>>25277465
jennifer garner is still not attractive, she looks like she takes huge stinky poops all the time
>>25277488
Came here to say something similair.
Anyone /waitingforparentstogotosleepsoyoucandrinkawaythepain/ here?
i moved out of my parents' house 20 years ago
uh... sorry about you
>>25277596
robot only thread, thanks. go fuck your gf or something
>>25277673
oh, i'm sorry
actually what i meant to say was that my caretakers moved my mickey mouse clock today, so i screamed for two hours and also shit my pants
>try your best and it's still not enough
>no real friendships
>no girl gives me a chance
>one girl in particular is spreading lies about me
>says I stalked her
>showed up to the store she works at TWICE over a period of one month
>people look at like I'm some sort of freak now
>nothing left to fill in the void anymore
>just feel empty now
I think I'll be checking out soon. It's not worth it. Living isn't worth it. Every day is a living hell. I would have to be insane to keep going. Fuck, maybe I'll just jump off a bridge in a few days.
i hope so, because after reading that shit, i can't fuckin' stand ya
>>25277428
>>try your best
don't try your best
because you aren't the best at everything
you should be yourself
even if that's imperfect
just be yourself
>>25277483
This is the most retarded post I've read all fucking day
A woman, summing up her existence with her shirt
This looks like a model showing off a shirt and not a real person in some kind of candid moment.
She's right though. I spent a good portion of my life thinking and being miserable. Acting on your emotions is much more fulfilling.
as an INFP this comes naturally
finally gonna be gone soon, got a gift card for xmas and used it to buy rope. When it gets here in a week or so I can finally be free.
Don't kill yourself. Kill a normies first. Please?
start the beta uprising first pls
>used it to buy rope
I know you're attention whoring, because if you really cared you'd have researched and stumbled upon the method in pic related. It's the only legitimate, non-meme suicide solution.
I made a friend in chemistry to get close to his gf. His an actual fucking slob, like actually pretty ugly and quite chubby LoL player. She is a fucking diamond 10/10 qt goth girl who recently got an interview from cambrige (not she if she got her offer yet) for maths. His a fucking tard. How do i get over this crushing loneliness knowing that somebody is going out with the wrong person? Also any advise on how to breakup this supporting relationship? The only thing his got going for him is that when i third wheel he seems pretty nice to her.
maybe you ought to meet some people in your english class
i'm just sayin'
>>25277412
Its 3 am don't make me cry pls.
>>25277355
hes probably a chad in bed. just give up.
And you cant even spell Hes right. so i dont think you have a chance
Why the fuck are there Pepe the frog make up tutorials on YouTube.
Why?
Pepe is a fucking normie meme right now...
There aren't that many pure memes left, all of our fucking memes are being stolen by fucking tumblr and Twitter...
>>25277281
What the fuck
It actually exists.
I hate normies so fucking much.
>>25277281
>pepe is our meme
we never liked this dumb frog yo.
I think the real problem is the lurkers and other assorted pepe smugglers sending them to different sites and shit for normie points. The cure? Well we can't stop them from smuggling our precious pepes but we can send out some nice cancerous ones, thats right its time to bring back PEE PEE POO POO, and send it with the rest of the pepes to the normies until they get scared and stop accepting them.
you guys want women to fuck you and not Chad, so why don't you just fuck a fat girl?
>>25277249
you would know if you lurked moar, faggot.
this is bait.
>>25277249
If I fucked a fat girl would she die?
>>25277303
It would be extremely bainful
>last measured my dick when I was 15
>5'
>thought I was a dicklet all this time
>measure again just now
>6'
Well it's still only average, but at least I don't have a baby dick.
I have a bigger girth then you do length
Ha! My dick was 4 inches when I was 15.
Its 4.5 inches now at 25, erect.
>>25277275
Fuck man, I forgot all about girth how do you even measure that shit. I don't have a measuring roll lying around and I'm not going to buy one just to measure my dick.
Sup niggas
>>25277231
some of you whos are alright, don't go to whoville tomorrow
>>25277231
Suuuuuuuuuppp nigggaaa
Hello my good man what are you doing this even
> You are now aware jacking off is good for you.
I feel like shit on the right every day of my life because I am not a newfag bitter virgin who uses meme arrows and posts le feelman
Also if you actually believe that jerking off is bad for you, you are clearly a ledditor who fell for the nofap memepill bullshit
Swap the panels around and that's more like it.
real talk though, women are shit.
you're better off just pumping and dumping
>2016 - 6/365
>there are still people who believe evolution is true
>>25277052
>current year
>having beliefs
HOW DARE YOU
>>25277052
Try again m8
>>25277374
top kek
very nicee
When did you finally drop your oneitis /r9k/?
New Years.
I have written out a message I'll send to her, letting her know I'm removing myself from her life.
Will she care? Probably not at all, but it's symbolic to me, and will feel significant, even if she thinks nothing of it.
>>25277014
when will this oneitis meme end?
>>25277014
I have a fiveitis
>Went around the sun again
>Still no gf
M-maybe 2016 will be the year for us
>>25277012
>us
heh, speak for yourself lieutenant dan
![f20zz4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8cxyMb6.jpg "f20zz4[1]")
