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Who /noaccesstodrugs/ here?
>tfw so unsociable can't even find drug dealers
>tfw live with parents so can't get mail over dark web
>tfw plenty of free time and parents leave me alone, so I could theoretically take drugs and get away with it
>tfw live in landlocked, flyover state west of the rockies, so can't find much contacts over the Internet
>tfw no car, have to use public transport or bike short distances
fuck, I really wish I had LSD right now bros.
you don't need LSD to reflect on your life or improve it, if that's what you want some for. but if you can't socialize to find a contact (a rave would be where you'd try) then imo it might be better not to
>>25280073
>tfw there's times where I want to cut off all access to my weed dealers
>tfw NEET who constantly shovels money out of my mom's pockets everyday so I can score
>tfw trying to start a freelance business but getting stoned constantly is kinda holding me back to that
>tfw I have dreams of just moving to my family's home country (Dominican Republic), where I'd have no access or personal connections to scoring weed (and even if I did, the weed would be shit-quality anyways)
>continue on with my freelance work as I live in comfort & smoke Nacional-brand cigarettes for the rest of my days
What the hell is warosu and why have I never heard of it?
>>25280057
it's a 4chan archiver
"is always hatching plots against newlyweds; i mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold" -"Chad"
guise meet my friend "Chad", but his real name is Asmoday/Asmodeus.
he likes our board
dumpan pictures of my bro Chad
>mfw just finished Oldboy
Old boy got so hyped up to me over the years. I watched it recently but it was kind of disappointing.
Like it was less intensely violent than other movies, the ending didn't really make sense. Idk.incestdoesn't rly bother me that much.
I mean I enjoyed it, but the way people talk about it I thought it would be like the greatest movie ever.
>>25280077
well if you hype anything for years then its bound to be a let down
i thought the ending was good, i mean what worse thing could you possibly do to a man?
It's a great movie. I swore I would not rewatch it ahen i first saw it because it was too intense, but then i felt compelled to rewatch it 2 days later.
Can you get a sun tan on the moon?
no there's no sun in space
or on the moon, which is not in space
No, moonlings kill people with dark skin on sight. No niggers allowed.
>>25280011
Yes but you'd also get a horrific dose of radiation and die shortly thereafter.
Question for the board: How many here used to primarily brows /b/?
Back in 2008 when I found 4chan yes. Been there like 3 times in the past 5 years though. /b/ is 4chans entry level board and is also the worst board on the site
>>25279893
I practically lived on /b/ from 2006 to around 2012. It seemed to just get worse and worse.
I did back in 2007 when /b/ was still the cultural epicenter of 4chan.
I only discovered the secret to being popular and banging chicks in my late 20's. Why the fuck did nobody tell me this shit? Why didn't my parents discuss it? What the fuck, man. I'm now 32, so it's too late to be useful.
Basically, I started lifting weights and running half marathons, and got into lean shape. I then bought some form-fitting clothes and got a conservative haircut. The idea is to show off.
Then I developed an overly-confident personality. It's mostly about maintaining eye contact without fear. I'm also extremely opinionated, act like a know-it-all, and am not afraid to firmly tell women they're wrong whenever the opportunity arises (which I do all the time). In social situations, I'm always the one to suggest doing something stupid, laughing while people fight, etc. In short, just act like a complete sociopath, but make sure everyone around you thinks you're cool enough to act like they love it. (Yet, on the side, I'm posting on 4chan and playing weeaboo JRPGs.)
Now everyone wants to fuck. Jesus, why didn't I know it was this easy? I feel like I'm using a cheat code. But my 20's are long gone. How do I get over the feels of not knowing this when I was young?
>>25279859
>Why didn't my parents discuss it?
because women never tell their sons this and your father was a beta.
you're 100% right though.
>>25279859
did the same thing but not worth it because all women are sloppy seconds by the time you decide to turn your life around.
>normie talks about being a normie
"i mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"
-"Chad"
you're an idiot and the reason you'll never touch a woman has nothing to do with any guy except you
but hey, you go ahead and blame it on "chad" if it helps you to feel better
>>25279827
you don't understand my post. "Chad" is our r9k boogeyman, but if you knew who "Chad" really is, it would make perfect sense.
look up my quote and you'll find out who "Chad" really is, lol.
>>25279827
Spiteful roasty who got pumped and dumped. Proof is here.
>3.2 ABW Beer
>>25279774
Piss water
>>25279899
all beer is piss water real talk.
>>25280004
You are piss water, real talk fampie
>tfw wear jackets to hide fat disgusting body
>>25279768
Same but with hoodies. I only feel comfortable in hoodies, which makes summer suck.
Just don't eat so much and you won't be fat anymore.
I've lost like 56 lbs since October. It isn't that hard, anon.
>tfw it's been too hot here to wear jackets
>tfw can't hide all this weight I've gained
0pen it
i thought it was open your nostrils and your mind will follow
>>25279735
Ass
This is fucking original, dammit!
>>25279761
nope ass
Hey am I using 4chan properly??
low koala-t b8
It depends on what the person below me says
>>25279672
4chan is a site worth using
I stole something 2 days ago and I feel bad, guess I'm not cut out for mischief
>>25279655
what did you steal?
and from who?
>>25279686
I took 2 desk calendars from the mall, I feel really guilty
>>25279777
congrats, you ripped off some merchant for a total of 30 cents.
I shoplifted thousands of dollars over two years and eventually wound up in jail with a felony hanging over my head. I dodged the conviction and feel nothing.
you've got a ways to go, young padawan.
>tfw I want to start a new life with my valuable hunting knife
>>25279644
Stick it up your asshole, faggot.
Thinking of killing myself /r9k/. What do?
well uh, don't kill yourself, obviously
also you should direct your cry for help to your friends and family instead of to random internet assholes
What ever the poster below me says
>>25279618
Kill yourself with a hammer
