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i have a pure math degree and dont wanna go to anymore school, what job do you think i can get?
>>25282170
Substitute teacher who posts original content
Fuckin dole. Go the dole. Never pay taxes.
>>25282193
no teaching cert
Official 2016 tumblr raid scheduled for 1/1/2016. Prepare brothers.
http://a19.boards.net/thread/70/official-2016-tumblr-raid
sounds hella f*ckin epic
Stop
This isn't /b/
And what kind of an idiot shoves it out in the open a week before?
You really are a /b/tard
Totally righteous
Best way to subtly fuck with roommate?
>>25282105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJscrxxl_Bg
Put him everywhere you have anything. Even your sheets. Your mug, your toilet paper. JUST DO IT and never stop until they fear for their life.
>>25282105
hey so im living with my aunt and uncle and we just got a roommate who is super cute. should i go for it or would that mess things up? i dont pay rent btw
take a few single socks
unplug one or two things of theirs every once in a while
pick up something of their in their room that won't break easy, and just throw it
>tfw you will never get a trap gf
https://youtu.be/2K-nTiU5qt4
>that manface
This thing should just kill itself.
White men are so strange
>tfw you will never kiss her
She had Christmas sex
>tfw you probably technically cucked a small subset of /r9k/
Hmm
She is your Christmas ex.
>>25282156
Why are you posting cuck gifs?
I love black women, but I have no chance as a white man. The only love black men.
Wat do?
t. black woman
I was more of my sistas would date white men, even ugly white men will do. We need to get away from these abusive thugs.
>>25281928
lol i thought the girl in the pic was Admiral Ackbar at first.
Why did the robot come back anyway? The amount of OC is more dismal than ever. Its like people are finding new and innovative ways every day to post the same shit.
Oh look, it's this thread again. Nice job OP.
a bunch of loud fools apparently thought it would make the board good again and whined about it to mook. It's doing no more good than it did the last time, but at least it's not really making things worse.
>>25281870
>Its like people are finding new and innovative ways every day to post the same shit.
that in itself is something of an accomplishment
unoriginality is the new originality. read the new (old) wave out brother
I just want to meet someone I relate to and connect with in an intimate way, but I don't know how.
anyone please respond
I can't offer any advice but I don't want your thread to die.
I don't either
I'm hoping if the right person or creature comes along it'll come naturally
Until then, if "then" even ever occurs... I don't know
to all the female robots out there:
do you ever wonder if your life would be A LOT easier if you were just another basic bitch out there?
to male robots: do guys even like those kinds of women? endless amounts of horror stories aside-- are they harder to "handle"?
Basic bitches are just that, basic. You can find them anywhere. Give me a girl I find cute and like being around.
I dont know what id talk about with a basic ass bitch. I want someone who I can have a conversation with and shit.
>>25281840
>do you ever wonder if your life would be A LOT easier if you were just another basic bitch out there?
Yeah ... guys like those types because I guess they're predictable. "I trust you to be you" etc. And they're accessible.
I have some theories about hybristophilia in men but my opinion is worthless so really, I just am getting used to it at this point.
Choose one to succeed. This is not for me.
>>25281826
guy 1 obviously. 2 sounds like an obvious friendzone
Firstly,
>6 inches of height
Also, Guy #1 is really the more suitable partner but if the woman who made this has a better relationship with Guy #2 and enjoys being around him more, then him
It's really all about who your heart follows
Whether they lack traits or not
>cons
>5'10"
you.. what
Do you refer to yourself as "man"?
I've never considered myself a man. I don't think I'll ever stop feeling like a child
No I refer to myself as "god" because when nobody else believes in you, you have to make up for it.
I am a boy, always.
>>25281403
I don't want to be a "man" really
I've always been referred to as a boy as I've always been the youngest in whatever group I'm in (skipped a few grades, always befriend older people and adults, always crushed on older women etc.)
I can be as responsible as anyone else but I'm still really inexperienced and I don't feel any of the usual "manly" urges to assert myself and protect and fight for others and so on
Being a "guy" is ok I guess but I don't relate with that either, it's too impersonal
Anyone here get autismbux? Care to share how much and how you get it?
>>25281398
bump originallcomment famm
HOLY SHIT!!! Chillin! That's me!
Nice file namewot
Boyfriend smells my farts when he thinks I'm asleep.
Marry him
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GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU ROASTIE
You win this award!
The degeneracy never ends.
http://crystinathebootyqueen.tumblr.com
>>25281281
>those shoulders&arms
>that waist
The fuck?
>>25281312
back to ylilauta
>>25281312
Most of their pics are photoshopped, m8.
New York Thread: Drugs Edition
Anyone doing any psychedelics?
Harlem robot checking in
all my herkimer crackas, what up?
mohawk represent
ilion represent
comin' at you from syracuse, what up what up
Anyone near the VT border?
Is NY a nice state outside of NYC? I've been looking for some place outside of the south to move to (you would too).
