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Is there a reputable website to take a self-diagnosis for Depression?
I wanna see if I'm legit or just being a bitch but don't wanna get Tumblr levels of self diagnosis, so hoping to find a site that I could take a test on to see if I should ask a professional.
Also depression general I guess get in here sadbots
See a doc, taking these tests wont change anything
>>29360083
I don't know if its real though or just me being prissy.
Don't want the doc to laugh at me
>>29360130
>doc
>laughing at patient
That wont happen
I just can tell you that if you feel emptiness, live in fear and nothing is interesting, you should visit a doc already
Took LSD about 30 minutes ago, keep me company, please. I don't want to be alone :(
too bad, you are alone
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA DIE
AKDSFJL P{ASF
>>29359931
why does this thread look like something on /f/??????????????????????
I 39 seconds to aoutp post
I can write my mid here and listen to me afterwards yooooo hi high do do what up nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa have a trippy pic nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
why are you all so obsessed with women?
>>29359801
a.) I'm lonely
b.) I'm horny
>>29359801
cause they can't stop thinking with their dicks and us women take advantage of it
>>29359801
what else can virgins do? they are weak and small.
How do you get a gf with a belly like this?
>>29359697
too skinny desu
>>29359764
Too fat, you sick fuck
>>29359818
as long as I'm getting people mad with what I fap to, lets make /pol/ angry too
Hey, nightowls. Come get your (You)s and human interaction. I'll respond to anyone as long as you post a pic of some sort. We can talk about anything.
How are ya tonight, ya sexy OP?
Hmph!
Who told you I need any (You)s? I'm perfectly fine without any. I'm not lonely at all.
>>29359621
Depressed. I should work out for the endorphins. Fuck it, gonna do pushups, crunches, and lateral and front raises. Thanks for inadvertently pushing me, bro.
Alright so a girl I know and wouldn't mind going out with sent me her phone number unsolicited through Facebook Messenger yesterday, claiming Messenger no longer worked on her phone despite a fairly lengthy history of chats.
I tried texting her and she ended up calling me back. As I was staying at a friends house that didn't end up lasting long (lots of shouting of "IT'S SO TINY" and "PASS THE WEED" in the background, she just told me to "have a good time" and I hung up) but it seemed really strange that she wouldn't just text like regular.
Am I just autistic or is she trying to start something up? Pic unrelated.
girls tend to perform surveillance on guys they might be interested in
>>29359607
And I'd figure so. My intuition's right then?
>>29359630
yeah its a standard opening move
the next move is yours though, call her back at the same time on a different day
2 years lifting, im natty.what do you guys think?
>>29359528
what species are you/10
>>29359528
Do you find posting pictures of weird looking people on a Hawaiian Hair Gel Eating chat room arousing, or is there another reason you do it
>>29359567
But that is me
post
rate
fucking meant this for /v/
this is why you dont have 2 boards as the same theme
sorry boys
Are we supposed to be impressed? OW is the easiest FPS out there
Literally run and gun, hit Q, oh look an aimbot or wallhacks built in to the game! Git gud, faggit
>>29359751
>giving a shit about difficulty in a multiplayer game
>tips fedora
>tfw no abusive parents that forced me to get good at a talent
I'm not good at anything and have no patience to try to learn.
>>29359469
>abusive parents
Never a good thing unless you want to end up with a Tumblr tier mental disorder.
>>29359469
So what was your talent, and are you at least good at it now?
> at least you're good at something
>abusive
didn't even have to be that way. could have just done something like make you practice piano for 45 minutes a day for watching tv
it would have been nice i suppose. my parents though both had to work, and they'd make time for us after work (dinner/talking/playing ball/watching one of our shitty shows together that was probably torture for them to sit through) but after all that it was just gonna be more energy that might have been so hard to summon at that point
so i guess you could say they could've done better but they did pretty well
i was 20 living at my apartment when my roomate got an old acoustic guitar for free and then i started disciplining myself
no going online or watching tv until ive practiced for an hour
could never do electtirc guitar cause apartment so im glad he founD an acoustic
Any other robots here want to be a teacher?
I love teaching and helping people learn, and I love history.
>>29359415
No. I don't want to have to deal with immature shitheads everyday or be exposed so much to social interaction.
>>29359415
Being a teacher is probably the worst career for a robot, especially history since that deals with middle and high schoolers. You'll be treated like shit by a bunch of normies who only attend school for social purposes, and live on a wage lower than any unskilled construction worker.
>>29359415
Unless you plan to teach in college then don't fucking do it man. I'm telling you it's not worth it. You will be dealing with mostly dumb shitheads who give so little of a fuck that they won't even try. You cannot teach those who do not want to learn, and that is most students.
questions? lay your worries bare, i will do my best to provide some constructive perspective
can i become a true hero even without a quirk?
>>29359264
You need a telltale weakness at least
>>29359264
No, but you can become an hero by ending your life.
How is it possible to enjoy life when you know humanity is at its core evil?
Having discovered, and noticing it day by day, that human nature is pure evil and only the threat of violence/punishment is what keeps them from being as such, I really have a hard time even wanting to engage with such beasts.
>>29359211
That's like asking "how can I enjoy jail?"
Serve your time and try to avoid becoming somebody's bitch.
>>29359211
As long as you're not personally fucked over badly by other humans it's not a huge deal. Humans are born bad and learn to be good.
>humanity is at its core evil
Where did your concept of good and evil come from then?
Obviously redflags for women because only men should even be on this board.
>Anything other than white or asian
>Extroverted
>Non-virgin
>Taller than 5'5"
>>29359148
Those are some virgin red flags right there
>>29359193
implying non virgins should be on this board anyway. fuck off.
>>29359148
> doesnt read
> proud to be ignorant
> supports lgbtqiopkjhgfdsazxcvnmweryu
> non virgin
> fat
>tfw no dehydrated bf
>>29358930
Damn, you just reminded me I'm thirsty
>>29359098
I just saved your life.
>>29359098
Really? I thought these threads were suppose to remind you of pure autism.
Has anyone else noticed the increase of autism on the internet lately? Especially in fandoms. Is it that more kids have internet these days? Are there literally more autistic people then there used to be? What's going on? I can name so many things that I can no longer admit to liking because they ruined it.
When you like autistic things you notice other autists more often. It's just selection bias. If you liked neurotypical shit you'd never notice the autists. Here on 4chan we have this concept of hiding your powerlevel. It makes life easier for us self aware autists. I sometimes envy the clueless fucks who can so shamelessly indulge in their obsessions, but then I think about how I view them as a fellow hobbyist. How much worse must the normalfags hate them? Purgatory sucks ass but it sure beats hell.
1 in 88 children have autism. my plan is to increase this number so my own deficiencies are less noticeable.
>>29358906
It's because of social media
everything gets spread faster and further
it also has a younger userbase
