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I don't want to live.
I don't want to die.
I don't know what I want in life or who I am.
I'm no one and nothing.
Someone please help. Make it fucking stop. Please make it stop.
Just wait out your teenage years the hormones will subside
i know that feel
at least i'll always have benzos and hypnotics
NEET/hikki chat:
https://join.skype.com/b55Kmf2cQTcB
We're currently a comfy group of around 30 people, we focus ondiscussion of NEET and hikki related topics, such as:
-how to live on low-money
-discussion of mental disorders
-etc.
Or if we're up to it, more intellectual things like philosophy & literature.
At some times we also have more lighthearted voicechats, talking about various animus and & playing vidya like CS:GO or PoE together, but we're trying to have serious discussion most of the time.
[07:09:14] *** yura ist dem Chat beigetreten ***
[07:09:48] Hikki: What up nigger.
[07:10:10] *** yura hat die Konversation verlassen ***
[07:11:20] Hikki: Okay, "what up nigger" is not a good way approaching new people
please come back
>30 people
>comfy
its like you idiots think every good word applies to the things you like
why not call it a COURAGEOUS and GENIUS group too?
can't join?
>>29358986
i'm in a group wtih 30 people however most are literlal ynever on and its only effectively about 10
Why are even well-adjusted women attracted to criminals?
I know loads on this board will come and claim that not all women love criminals, but there's no such thing as a virgin thug.
Also, law-abidingness isn't considered 'hot' by women, at all.
You always need to engage in some semi-illegal shit like do drugs, steal a bike or vandalize some shit for them to be considered exciting.
I mean, I'm not well-adjusted, but I'm solely attracted to Adam Lanza, so I can't really argue against this. I don't see a problem with it though.
>>29358687
GET OF MY BOARD WHORE
>>29358687
>Adam Lanza
Out of all criminals, him?
I hope you are having a good night, robots.
Goodnight, Lain.
It's already sunny in here.
I'm sick and crippling loneliness is setting in.
>College will be the best time of your life, and you'll make friends to last a lifetime, and find the girl of your dreams anon!
>date one girl, who I met through the internet as friends, and it was catostrophic
>make two friends at college who are drifting away
>finished college
>don't know where to go to make friends or meet girls
I go out to bars and hang out for a few hours to have some beers, food, and watch ball-games, hoping I'll start up conversations, but nobody is ever talkative anymore. They're all absorbed in their phones. Any girls at bars are there with guys, and I've been told you don't meet quality girls there anyways. Everybody at my work is at least 10 years older than me, and out of a few hundred people in my office, there's only a few girls.
Where the fuck do normies even meet girls? Nobody in my small circle of friends has any female friends. Even my guy friends' girlfriends. They're always the type that don't socialize with girls.
JUST
welcome to the brave new world that technology has created. we're more connected but more disconnected from reality and the people around us than ever.
>>29358568
have you tried using tinder?
>banned for 2 seconds because of this
>>29358672
I'm actually an educated engineer, and am objectively a fairly attractive guy, but have had poor luck on tinder. When I *do* match with girls on there, I feel filthy and disinterested. The hookup scene isn't appealing to me, and getting involved with a girl that was knee-deep in it would weigh heavy on me.
Is a girl still considered a virgin if the guy put in only part of his dick tip like pic related?
YES UR STILL VIRGIN HAHA. OMG NO YOUR LIFE STILL SUCKS AHHAA ONLY THE TIP>??!?!?!?!O MY WHAT A TRAGEDY?!?!?!??!?!??!!!! AHAHAHAHAGHAGAGAGGAGAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>piv
>but im a virgin tho
does that really make sense to you?
op everyone knows a girl stops being a virgin when she gets cumed inside
so if the vagoo in pic related did not get any man juice in its sugar walls then she is still a virgin.
>there are anons from all over the world posting on this website right now
>some just woke up, others are going to bed
>some are posting from the slums of Rio, some from a high-end neighborhood in London, others from the middle of nowhere in Oceania
>all people of all ages, social status, and gender posting on this one site
Do anyone else ever feel sonder from being on 4chan?
Also, Denmark here. I'm a filthy peasant student.
I have this feel. I occasionally help a phd student do ecology research. It's all that I have to live for. Anyway, he has access to a private part of a public park that is YUGE. We just go and look at ponds and the amphibians around them. There are millions of these bodies of water and ecosystems all around us. We will only ever see 1/100000000 of what is there to offer. Feels somber man.
[Spoiler] I want to kill myself [/spoiler]
>>29358489
Rio here. And no, I don't live in the slums or any kind of disgusting favela.
Yeah all the time. I never would have guessed I'd be able to talk with random people from all over the world. It's a nice feeling. People really take this stuff for granted.
I'm not gay but I really wanna give a cute guy a rim job..
Anyone else know these feels?
>>29358375
Sorry, but you are indeed gay.
>>29358429
It's not gay it's not like I'm gonna fuck him or suck eachothers cocks or anythingalthough that would be great too
>>29358511
You're gay, anon. The earlier you accept it, the better.
who /tooautisticforajob/
here?
me i keep failing "so tell me about yourself" question
>>29358359
I felt the same, but then I got a 3rd shift janitorial job. Not being a mod for a shitty imageboard, an actual custodian gig. Pretty tight, desu. Get to listen to podcasts and shit while mopping stores in the dead of night with no one around.
>>29358359
>tfw never held a job at 22 years old
>tfw never even had an interview
>tfw incapable of maintaining a conversation with anyone outside of my family
explain your mommy fetish, /r9k/
>>29358333
also r8 my triiips
>>29358333
This pretty much sums it up.
Have had this capped for years. I wonder if the dude who typed it still comes on here.
>>29358398
that was four years ago
time flies
anybody else have some cool life hacks?
just tried this one the other day and it was actually super fucking awesome
You can't fool me with this trick twice, internet :^)
Fuck you! I have a pending court date for doing this like a 2 months ago.
Google "PTHC"
How's my taste, /r9k/?
I'm sure you've molded it to the liking of others well you daffodil nancy
>>29358254
You like it.
I don't.
Who gives a fuck.
>>29358292
>this
And then asking for approval on r9k
Topkek
Anyone else get this stupid ass smile from white people? I can't be the only one.
>>29358250
Yeah, not sure why they do that beta shit.
I'm white and I've gotten it from other white people
>>29358250
It's not a smile, it's barely contained disgust.
Holy fucking shit I just got myself a date.
Btw this girl is a qt3.14 girl, half japanese half white and I am a shitskin Indian muslim that loves anime just like her.
I guess being yourself really does help you get a gf.
>>29358244
congrats OP!
also its sad that you call yourself a shitskin
dont internalize racism
>>29358244
what is she apologizing for
>>29358364
Trip is to prevent impersonators
Anyway her mom volunteers at our school library (she's still in high school, but smart enough to take college classes anyway). I've also been to her house before, since I've known her older sister and her bf before the girl in OP pic. Anyway the mom is japanese and islamophobic a bit, and brought up to her dating a Muslim since she might get hurt or I'll recruit her to ISIS or something.
After 9/11 president Bush said we should eat out and travel to show the terrorists we won.
This weekend, we should try gay sex with random guys at bars to show Bin Laden that he can't stop us from being free.
Bush also said we need to "smoke 'em out"
>>29358563
BUSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNaAMK0NGJI
very facebook esque post
