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Are you guys into politics?
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Is 'politics' a euphemism for vagina and titties and ass ass ass? If so then yes.
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No, politics is bread and circuses when you don't have the power to effect real change or govern.
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Is this pic for real senpai?

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Does anyone know how to save someone else's snapchat story to your computer or phone? A girl I know with a fat ass posted a video of herself twerking in a pool on her story.
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>>29354175
Casper if you have android mate, which i assume you do. Also post the vid when you save it out of curiousity
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>>29354271
I don't have android i have an Iphone.
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>>29354316
I don't know then. You can post her snap if you want and i can save it for you, the post here

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>tfw I'll be leaving the 18-24 demographic in less than 2 weeks
Hold me /r9k/, I'm getting old.
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not looking forward to this :(
How's life going for you though dude? I'm almost 22 and I'm completely fucked tbhon, only had one job which I quit, dropped out of high school and community college
i'm regressing actually
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>>29354083
There's a demographic?
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>>29354083
I'm 37, stfu.

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It has been bothering me all day and it finally hit me: ask for 4chan's ideas!

You don't need to know my gender. You don't need to know theirs. But what you do need to know is that both of us are a bit socially weird and we play scrabble together once a week at a local coffee shop.

I know that we are compatible sexually. But I want to make a move to get them to see me naked or something.

How can I text this person to basically ask them to see me naked?

We're mostly friends at the moment but I can tell there's attraction on both sides on a very deep level. I was thinking of texting them "Can you come over and see me nude and tell me why I can't get laid" or something like that.

My overall question is:
What is the most candid way to get them to see me naked without directing the situation towards "I want to fuck you".

Please and thank you for your creative thoughts.
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>>29354069
PS without it being too awkward.
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>>29354069
>You don't need to know my gender. You don't need to know theirs.
For the socially appropriate way to achieve your goals this is indeed necessary knowledge
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>>29354069

just text him something like: "Hey, Chad, I'm Jim and I'm gay! wanna see me naked?"

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What's the deal with goats?
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>tfw ywn spend another night in the goat tower
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>>29354034

they have height autism just like anyone who knows what "manlet" means
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That webm is so cute ;_;

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When class starts back in 3 months, I'm asking out my oneitis. Until then, I'll keep working to improve. What have you lads been doing?
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Nothing honestly.
I really should be working out though cause im an overweight piece of shit.
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>>29353982
Started exercising one hour a day. I read a book one hour a day as well. I also started my summer research program so I've been doing that a few days this week.

Today I cleaned my apartment and it looks much better. The next thing I'll start is cooking. I eat like shit because I'm afraid of buying groceries, this has caused me to gain about 15 pounds this year.
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>>29353982
>>29354202

Congrats bots, keep going!

Looking for a fun, comfy game with other robots? Welcome to Land o' Feels, the minecraft server for robots. We're currently on our second map, which has many different biomes and terrain for your personal preference.

We run on 1.9.4, with Factions, mcmmo skills, and anticheat plugins installed. The server is 24/7, so you can log in and have fun anytime.
We have a fairly consistent playerbase, averaging around 5+ every day.
Pic related is a little bit of the map we're currently playing on.

IP: 192.169.44.9:26094
Dynmap: http://192.169.44.9:8123/

If you have any questions, just ask on the thread or in-game. Thanks.
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>>29353917
looks like someone is building a castle
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We got loads of different land, for instance, I built a small spooky farm atop a mountain.

Except for the occasional autism it's quite fun.
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is it actually fun?
Might be interested

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>TFW you virgins will never experience this

How about instead of complaining about women these days....You go out and get yourself a good girl anon?
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>>29353874

You type like a fag.
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>>29353874
what the fuck
you guys type like Indian men in porn comments
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>>29353902
Somebody doesn't have a girlfriend lol

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Why is this allowed?

Look at this smarmy fuccboi
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>>29353776

just some dude and a girl chilling

u mad?
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>>29353776
As a skater I can already tell this kid doesn't skateboard and if he does he's terrible

I hate normies man. They're such faggots. Especially upper-middle class white ones. They're so vapid and obsessed with being "cool."
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>>29353810
do you like Ghoul?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7brSLIsOIc

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>tfw when you will never fuck a hipster girl
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>skinny girls with wide hips and thigh gaps
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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been there, done that
better think of something better OP
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>>29353730

She looks like she's a pretty good prostitute.

who /straightedge/ here

>see anons breaking rules
>report them

>see anons making flamebait
>warn other anons of their tricks

>see anons lying
>post the correct information
not on my watch
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>>29353682
>browsing /tv/
>see anon calling a flick a movie
>report him
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you're not st8 edge you're just a total fag
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>>29354449
you sound mad anon

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Killing myself by taking 800mgs of loperamide, sitting in a parking lot by myself lmao got like 600 down already
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timestamp

bleeeeeeeeeh
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>spends his last hours posting filthy frank on /r9k/

so fucking tragic
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>>29353674
I dont have a pen, but heres the 2 bottles

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>tfw no one to play overwatch with

why did i even bother buying this game
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>>29353470
>tfw iktf
I don't know why did i buy this
Beta was so much fun tho
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>>29353470
Should I even bother asking you to post your battlenet ID?
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>>29353584
Yurippe#1861

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Who here has actually did a webcam show before? Tell us how it was like.
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>>29353465
I have a backup plan of becoming a trap camwhore if all else fails.
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>>29353465
I sat in front of the camera for 2 hours wearing very little clothing but trying to be happy and cheery.

A little bit of money came in, but I'm too frigid and not nearly attractive enough to get money for doing nothing. I decided to retire early after making fifty dollars.

The end.
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>>29354067
heh

you must be me im the past

You're gonna feel pretty stupid when a random mass shooting happens and you happen to smash through a window and you lose your phone...

Just sayinn ,/r9k/ convince me why this is a bad idea to have a keychain attached to a phone
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>>29353450
AUTISM
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The post
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Very at risk of looking like a sperg and never attracting any friends
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>>29353450

wrong, I'm not some dumb fuck millennial always on his phone in public. it'll be comfy in my pocket tbqh where as you'll look like a retard

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