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>Become aware of when I'm worrying over nothing
>worry about it anyway
>>29351317
That's a really nice painting
>>29351317
Is that Turner? (Painting)
Also, I've noticed that making lists on what to do every day simplifies life on a day to day basis. When it's done it's all over and you can just stop worrying & release all the mental strain and tension. Everything you could do that day I'd over now hence no reason to worry.
I'll leave you with this chinese saying:
"If there is something you can do about it there's no reason to worry, if there's nothing you can do about it... there's no reason to worry either."
>>29351598
It's by a Russian called Ivan Aivazovsky, here's more
>tfw I can't drink a beer without getting a headache
>>29351312
Can't compete against superior BBC either CX
Redditors>Robots
>>29351312
that feel when always trying to bulk yet will never gain much weight or decent muscle..
>>29351312
>finally reach 60 kilos, good diet, protein shakes, exercise, motivation
>life crumbles once more
>instant drop to 54 and suicidal toughts
>Try to interact with people
>Wind up being annoying, hurting them, making their lives worse
>Try to avoid this
>Stop interacting with people
>Wind up being annoying, hurting them, making their lives worse but in a different way
This happens both IRL and online. I can't take this anymore. I really can't.
What exactly makes you think you make their life's worse or that you hurt them?
Why do you think they find you annoying and what do you do that is annoying?
Your not the only one take solace in that at least
>>29351291
>Wind up being annoying, hurting them, making their lives worse
the fuck are you doing? gossiping behind their back? trying to solve their problems for them without even talking to them about it or something? how are you fucking up THIS bad.
This girl threatens to swallow you whole and painfully digest you unless you rub her still squirming prey filled gut.
What do?
>>29351258
You chubby chasers/vore fetishits are seriously mentally ill.
What am
I
Doing on this
Board?
origical
>>29351258
Rub and suck on her delicious belly
>She just uploaded a pic with another guy
Help me forget /r9k/
Make me believe i don't need her
Unfollow her or remove her you fucking idiot.
>>29351255
Kill yourself small dick bitch. Can't even compete with Chad. Just accept it
>>29351255
You do need her man, shes the best thing that ever happened to you. Shes cute funny, and fun. Youll prolly never find anyone else like her and its because youre not good enough
I work at a Party Central. I restock the bachlorette and bachlor party favors. Napkins, candy crames, and stuff.
I have been trying to beat the frieza event for days. And I was so close to getting a medal. But I lost. I spent five hundred and twemty four dollars on those drungle stones last month, and i couldnt buy anymore for awhile
But i had to dokkan, i had an itch. Stracey left for her smoke break so she could scream at her boyfriend about getting toilet praper. An apple a day, as they always say.
I was put in charge of the store alone, waiting for 40 stah's so i could do the event again. A lady comes in with a little baby boy to pick up the balloons. So i go to the side to pick them up for her.
The bralloons. They looks like the dokkan brattle field. Reds, blues, orange, mickey mouse, a 7. All there, like fate. I couldn't help myself. So i started popping the balloons by colors as i brought them to me. Pop. Pop. Pop with my long pinky nail.
Next thing I know, all the balloons are gone and the little baby boy is crying and the lady has called her wife to come in. They started shouting at me asking me whats wrong with me, right when stracey walks in. I start throwing 'party grrrl' napkins in my aisle at all of them, just like Brolys super. Even at stracey because Broly hits everyone.
And now I am not allowed near a 100 freet from any party central chai.
So anyways, just goes to show you!
>But i had to dokkan, i had an itch. Stracey left for her smoke break so she could scream at her boyfriend about getting toilet praper. An apple a day, as they always say.
huh?
>>29351231
She always tells at her boyfriend all the time when she calls him it's like they say an apple a day. Daily stuff anon
>>29351207
How do you even do the Broly event? Just have every UR required and Devil Man?
wanna listen to music with other /robots/?
https://plug.dj/kexodus <-
tell afghanlad he's a cucc
afghanlad is a cuccc
Boys. Finger me
yes boys here we go
>just lost my virginity to an 83 year old hospice patient
>>29351135
greentext the story, faglord
Stevie Janowski please go
Story? I'm interested in hospice care.
I'm certain a lot of dying people wish that they could get laid. I don't see why it shouldn't be honored.
Is being a working adult really as miserable as it seems? I start my programming internship at the end of the month and I'm dreading it. I just graduated college and I don't want to work for the rest of my life. Yeah, you get money, but you have no free time to spend it on anything but bills and food. And the monotony of a M-F 9-5 is killer, but I'm too lazy for manual labor and it's better than customer service I guess.
At this point I'm praying to get hit by a city bus so I can either die or collect a fat settlement.
>>29351129
whatever you do, don't become NEET. Nobody will hire you and you won't have a choice but to be poor.
I've found moderate manual labor (landscaper) to be the least draining of all forms of work.
Just try your best to escape the working life. Google 'early retirement extreme' and 'money moustache'
>>29351129
It can be, but most people enjoy their work. I know I love my job.
Hey, robots. Let's do a status check here.
You have both eyes and can see okay, even with your glasses.
You have both ears and don't need hearing aids.
You're taller than 4'11" and no one mistakes you for a child in social settings.
Give me a good excuse as to why you see yourself in the same group of worthless, hopeless defects like me and are staying home on a Friday night.
When others tell you, "Just put yourself out there!" This is what they really mean. Humankind needs normal-ish people like you to fulfill social vacancies before a little embarrassing retard like me comes along and shuts down the party by thinking that it could pull off pretending to be a person. Simply by putting on clothes and walking out that door, you've already entered an infinite times more entries in the genetic lottery than I.
Hopefully this post motivates and inspires some of you.
Your eye looks cool though.
I have a disability and the 6 others that I know of that had this are dead by now. Also the 20 people I met at rehab? Dead except for me and maybe one, two max.
I just got Lucky, but what did they do different? They didn't deserve to die.
Enough of an excuse?
Luckily im not as bad as you OP but over the years ive been slowly losing my eyesight.
Doctors think im gonna be totally blind before i turn 35.
Ill probably just kill myself once i lose my eye sight and leave the insurance money to my dad and sister.
My life insurance is currently worth 300k so ill have to make it look like an accident.
>tfw drunk
>thinking about her
should I kill myself next week?
thread theme
https://youtu.be/wI5hxEguomo
Yeah, save the date. Check your schedule and make sure you dont have anything else booked for that appointment.
>tfw you didn't do it and had to live through another birthday
Were you mean to girls on school, brobots? or where they mean to you? did you do anything about it?
nah, everyone left me alone because i left them alone
>>29350951
she's pretty.
And im original.
>>29350951
Can't remember talking to any, actually. They did laugh at me on a few occasions though.
So if I move to Japan how likely am I to be be able to have sex with lots of slutty japanese womynz?
Bring lotsa money$$$69
>>29350946
It will be easy, as long as you're not Asian. I have seen many young whites, black, Hispanic, Arab men settle down and procreate with numerous Jap women.
>>29350946
not likely at all, believe it or not anime is not accurate as to what the Japanese are like. if you're a beta fag here, you'll still be one there
Tfw no TayTay gf to go out with on a Friday night
Tfw no Tay Tay gf to suck her toes
>Taylor "the ugly rat-faced whore" Swift
Tfw I'll never taste Tay Tay's pineapple flavored pussy.
I'm having some issues /r9k/ and I need someone to talk too, you guys have always given me good advice to go by and it has always helped me.
you guys are the only people I can really talk too right now thats anonymous and that iv known for ages. I'm having alot of regrets on what iv done and i want to change it. I just don't know how to approach it since im kinda in a rut right now and my drive is 0% thanks to whats happening right now.
I got into a relationship that turned fucked up and I want out. It is killing my drive and my passion for anything plus she is trying to get me to change to something I hate. Basically saying fuck what you love, do what I want. There was only one reason I came to this and it was because I was thinking about the girl I liked prior to her. She gave me the drive and the motivation to do everything and I fucked it up like a dumbass and fell for her a year later who im with now. Ill continue, just want someone to talk and help, its all I ask
I need more details desu
>>29350901
>seeking relationship advice from the bitter virgin board
Kill yourself
>>29350901
also leave him/her if they're a cunt. No relationship is better than a bad one senpai
