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how the fuck do I get a cute yandere gf? im handsome, smart, and I exercise
I dont leave the house though... but stacies arent gonna be the type of girl I want either
fucking kill me
JUST
>>29347492
MENACING
>>29347492
Wait what's the appeal of yanderes? They're the absolute fucking worst.
>>29347492
>im handsome
that's your problem
yanderes only like men with no ability to fight back when they go batshit.
ITT: Times autocorrect made you look stupid
>dufe instead of dude
>yoy instead of you
>roght instead of right
>I hear you like rape
Not even autocorrect, just fucking typos in general. Even on the computer.
>>29347491
Does anyone leave out whole words/phrases or repeat the sentence half way though?
I asked the person I was texting and she said it was a sign of autism.
ROASTIE INVASION
ROASTIE INVASION
ROASTIE INVASION
THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THIS PLACE
WHITE KNIGHT DETECTOR IS SHAKING
LEAVE
FUCKIN LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's hopeless; there are too many incels in this board.
how much faster this board got is sickening but when you take it into consideration they probably false flag and argue with themselves most of the time. What a waste for something you hate that is so irrelevant.
This is the only place in the world that I have ever belonged in.
I will NOT watch it get destroyed by roasties and beta cucks like so many others!
Hey anon, look at this trick Tyrone just taught us!
Can you do this with your fingers too?
Now we can be JoJos too!
I feel bad for blackbots tbqhwyf
>Gaggle of white toasties approach me
>"Hey Tyrone! How big is your dick? You hiding a BBC in there haha?"
>Haha sure
>"I bet its like ten inches! Hey can you show us gang signs Tyrone??"
>Uh actually I was never in a gang I grew up in Nebras-
>"All black people are gangsters, show us Tyrone!"
>Uh ok
It must be hard for black men who can't live up to the macho swagger ghetto nigger stereotype
>>29347536
SO NO CHI NOO SAAADAMEEEE
Just graduated high school today. If any of you faggots want to sign my yearbook I'll write your replies in.
>>29347383
Never change homo
Love Chad>>29347383
I still crave for your cummies anon call me
[principals name]
"Have a great summer, See you next year"
I use that line on some of my friends wedding sign in books. Oddly enough all the friends wedding books i sign end up getting divorced within the year.
Ask a 23 yo KHHV anything...
why should I? I'm almost in the same situation as you
I'll be 23 KHHV in like 3 months
>>29347366
>>29347376
ill be 25 in 2 months
>be me
>always knew I wasn't good looking, definitely below average, just didn't know how ugly
>virgin at age 23
>see ugly, bald, short, etc men getting laid all the time
>like some seriously ugly fucks
>realize I must be uglier than them even
to be a virgin at this age I must be like low 4% ugly
fucking christ this hurts
How does /r9k/ feel about the first female president?
Same way I felt about the first black one. Nothing.
>>29347363
I am in danger of falling from this edge
>>29347351
The first female president? But we've never had a fem- oh wait, I get it; this is a bait thread.
Remember kids, Sage goes in all fields.
Ok, ok. I'm a normshit scumfuck and GTFO REEEEEE, I get it.
I'm going to a party tonight.
The theme is "space prom." What do I wear? I'm thinking a bow tie with a shiny silver shirt, but that's not really all too interesting. Give me spacey, prommy ideas.
go as David Bowie
silver sparkles
>>29347427
that's not a bad idea but I could never have his hair and I can't afford a wig.
Ayy lmaoorigimal
I came to the conclusion that white men are the nicest race of men. I have had mostly pleasant experiences with them. They're so friendly.
>Asian men act like they're better than everyone even if they're ugly
>black men are violent and rude
White men are just cool and they are so easy to befriend
Try not to generalize. You've probably only met a handful of people from those races.
>>29347330
asian dudes are the nicest imo
>>29347330
>asian males are beta white knight cucks
>black males are violent and rude
>white males are a combination of those
Do the "people you may know" section in facebook have anything to do with profile views? I know it's mostly based on mutual friends,etc., but I have no mutual connections with this person.
Reason I'm asking is because a girl I used to talk to about a year ago has been appearing there, and if she has in fact been looking at my page, I'm thinking that it might be ok to try and add her
>>29347261
it has nothing to do with profile views. if you are seeing people that you don't know where tehy came from, you might have interacted with them on the phone.
I met a chick from across the country last month and we made out. I texted her a bit and she sent me noodz. now she pops up on my facebook and i know her last name and hometown and shit.
>>29347261
If you're looking at THEIR profile a lot, they'll show up in the mutual friends. You've probably been looking at her profile.
>>29347327
I haven't looked at her profile at all. haven't even searched
Whatcha eating robots?
I love making sandwiches.
>Swiss cheese
>buffalo chicken
>smoked gouda
>dab of spicy mustard
>fresh pretzel style roll
>>29347129
Robots please enjoy it with me
I'm making roast chicken legs, rice and black beans at the moment
>>29347129
Not a big fan of Swiss cheese but the rest sounds fine
>be me
>mech engineer
>just got rejected by a girl who works in a pizza shop
womens' entitlement is insane to be quite blunt family
>>29347117
>3d women
>important
>>29347117
Engineers are nerds and nerds aren't desirable, famalam.
>>29347117
you are one ironic motherfucker, assuming this isnt b8
I just learned from a friend that the girl I've been interested in for the past 2 years is actually a slut.
She has a history of at least 20 guys.
Just want to kill myself. I will never find a pure virgin girl.
>>29347080
>Just want to kill myself.
y yourself y not just kill her?
>>29347080
Don't you want to find that out before you fall in love with a woman? And you are not really bonded until you have sex and both bodies release bonding chemicals. And when women slut around they are very tolerant of these bonding chemicals and instead chose to slut around instead of staying monogamous. Which is why you need to find that out before, you had 2 years there was no excuse.
>orbits a girl for 2 years
fucking hell mate
I know a lot of fembots here want a bf, but I'm looking for a husband. someone to take care of me for life, support me, give me security and all the things men in the dating scene refuse to. I'm tired of being hurt and lied to.
Is gay marriage legal where you're from?
Is pic related FtM or MtF?
>>29347041
>I'm looking for a husband. someone to take care of me for life, support me, give me security
Literally who wouldn't want that if that's what a husband is
Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn the 300 most common words
>watch tv
>read the newspapers
>you will pick up the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the language.
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
>>29346988
I'm doing exactly this, but instead of learning the 300 most common words, I'm trying to learn 3000 most common words.
And as for sentence structure, I'm going to study that at least a little bit. Practicing grammar sucks but it's good to reinforce your understanding every now and then.
>>29347159
Where does irish fall on that scale?
Also why do you keep making this thread OP?
>>29346988
Oh my god, fuck off.
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