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>the feeling of running out of time
>the feeling of impending doom
>body breaking down
>less interested in my hobbies
It doesn't get better
>>29349225
I have been feeling like this since i'm 17 years old, and i'm 21 now. At least, now i know i want to kill myself, but since i live in fucking Europe, i can't buy a gun, so i'm thinking about jumping off a bridge, and i am really considering the whole "suicial tourism" thing. I already have my list of places where i can potentially jump.
Life is useless anyway my man, i think it's in our DNA to think our life is special or worth it, but it's really not, especially when you're a failure.
being 60 and still on this board.
>>29349225
>tfw dated a girl a lot younger than me
>tfw after a month I wasn't sure if she was just playing games or not so I left her
>tfw she was my first relationship in years and I miss the fuck out of her
>tfw sitting alone at home on a friday wondering if I made a mistake
why are women a meme race?
>>29349178
>I didn't sign up for that portion of femininism
So much kek in that pic
>Implying women will ever be used as front line cannon fodder in a war
>Implying drafted women won't just be doing logistics paperwork while the men are getting shot at until the war ends, then claim that they contributed just as much as the men who lost limbs did.
ARE THEY KIDDING ME?!
>tfw no qt gf in a wheelchair
but what if they get fat?
>>29349148
Maybe, but what if they don't?
>>29349148
the wheelchair will need new, stronger wheels.
and possibly a motor.
Why is /r9k/ full of know-it-alls?
>>29349088
How did you come at this assumption?
>>29349156
he's a know-it-all
>>29349156
Everybody here thinks they're a fucking expert at everything.
Who /beer/ here?
Been drinking 8 cans every two days for about 3 years straight now.
>>29349083
I used to drink at least a six pack a night, but I'm down to 1-2 a day. I fucking love it too much to quit, even though it's absolutely terrible for me.
Do you ever buy nicer beers OP or do you go for quantity over quality? Personally, I live right by a beer market so I can get microbrews and belgians and shit anytime I want, but only go once a month or so so that the guys working there don't think I'm an alcoholic.
>>29349193
I'm pretty normie tier with my drink, I'm drinking Heineken at the moment. I drank Budweiser most of the time for like two years. I do mix it up from time to time but I usually stick to the same brand.
I've been a heavy drinker for a while, I would drink cheap white cider in the past. Now I want to enjoy my alcohol. I'm really digging Heineken right now, it has good flavour.
Every Friday night I have some beers and play video games until I fall asleep. Pretty good I like it.
My brother is having friends over. They are right in the room next to mine and they are loud as fuck, drinking and smoking weed. They invited me join but I'm happy right here in my safe space. What's wrong with me?
>>29349049
>What's wrong with me?
autism?
>>29349049
Nothing anon. Think to yourself, what would Stirner do? Is smoking weed and drinking a spook?
>>29349049
>whats wrong with me?
Bullying and bad parents, probably
Fathers Day is this Sunday, June 19th.
If your estranged father gets pissy like mine does when he doesn't get his one phone call per year, maybe remember to thank him for FUCKING YOUR MOTHER AND PASSING ON THESE SHITTY, DEFECTIVE GENES.
Thanks Dad, you fucking failure
>>29349041
Thanks for posting this. I honestly forgot Father's Day was even a thing.
My dad hates me so much because I told him I hate him and he should die. I think I will do something for him.
>>29349041
Why even call him though, lol.
I dont call my shitty stepdad OR my biological father.
>be 16
>browse this board
>decide I don't want to be like this
>fast forward 4 years
>Chad status, found it easy to warm up and bang girls
>meet one girl
>total qt
>have more than the usual one night stand
>completely fall in love over like 4 dates
>she saw the other girls on my phone and is now dating my best friend (also Chad)
I've never hit a lower point in my life.
Haha you earned it buddy
>>29349070
But I wasn't cheating on her, legit her reasoning was that I talk to too many girls, when I really only talk to like 2-3 of them
>>29349144
she was looking for any and all reason to ditch you for someone else.
She found it.
Good to have you back, friend.
We're always right.
And we always will be.
What do you want, familia?
>>29348885
>What do you want, familia?
Wendys
Can I get a mcdouble pls thanks
Two beefy 5-layer burritos please. Also, are they still selling the green sauce? If yes, grab me a couple packets. Thank
Does anyone else ever feel the obligation to cut their penis off?
I feel like I shouldn't have had it in the first place, since it turned out smaller than most men's. I think I shouldn't have it because it's useless.
>>29348866
I think about castration sometimes to reduce the libido. It's distracting me all day. It keeps getting worse actually. And jerking off just makes it go away for a few hours. It's driving me mad.
>>29348965
My libido is high too. It's bad for me because it reminds me that I'm useless.
>>29349124
Don't cut it off you twat you're gonna have to go to the hospital to get it disinfected and have the urethra reconnected right and stuff like that. It'll be super embarrassing.
I don't mind my dick being useless, I just wish it would stop distracting me. I've been thinking of testing out anaphrodisiacs lately but none of them seem very powerful.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac
I think the best options are powerful drugs or chemical castration.
When did this become acceptable?
>"Only interested in your intellect and personality!"
>"By the way what do you look like and how much money do you make :)"
What a bitch.
If you find it unacceptable, you could just not reply.
>>29348907
When 85% of women are like this (but less vocal about it) it's hard to withdraw yourself from the dating world when you think you might strike gold in the 15% percent.
>you have a legit 10/10 like this wanting to bang you and do sexy funny shit for you
Damn... this is probably the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3JKkossEI
> 10/10
More like 7/10 desu, and that's being generous.
>>29348830
dude, really?
>that genuine smile
>that perfect latin american genes
>those amazing little titties
>that plump ass
she's a 9/10 easy, would impregnate
Stop with the rankings, it's unnecessarily objectifying. I have a binary system and she's a SOLID ONE.
How do I cope with the fact that my girlfriend has ex-boyfriends who she was sexually active with? It sickens me. Yeah, I understand that she's with me and loves me now, but the fact that she was so immodest in the past pains me. We've talked about it before, but the conversation never really goes anywhere.
>>29348780
embrace the cuckery bruh
>>29348780
these threads always bring a smile to my face. it's fun to see the cucks squirm.
>when every single person you talk to is just trying to fuck you
>especially the ones who think they're being nice about wanting to fuck you
>being conceited as fuck
>>29348756
OP btfo
Paranoia will destroy your genuine friendships over and over again until you have none left
When you're alone and desperate like that, that's when you're really vulnerable to predation, and you'll wish you still had that nice guy around
Don't fucking forsake what you have
Beep boop
>>29348756
...so you wouldn't fuck every single girl you know?
are you sure? like you haven't thought about it?
if you could press a button and become the chad that you've always hated, would you do it? Or are you too /comfy/ with your NEET life filled with chicken tendies and anime?
>>29348577
>if you could press a button and become the chad that you've always hated, would you do it?
YES
YES
YES
YES
Hell no.
I don't want to sacrifice the shit I love in order to fuck a bunch of sluts.
Nah
Chad is basically the person I'd hate to be
