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>get up from my desk to go pee while at work
>leave r9k open by mistake
>fat nosey bitch co-worker walks by and sees .jpg of a roastie sucking some nigger off
>see her standing there looking like she just saw the most traumatizing thing imaginable
>see my screen and cringe
>say "I just go there for jokes"
>turn around and walk back into the bathroom
>come out a few minutes later
>she's gone
>get back to work
>some middle management asshole comes to me and tells me I need to go to HR ASAP
>go there and the fat bitch is in there with my boss and the HR person
>says i'm a pervert
>says it was sexual harassment
>threatens to sue me
>HR cunt gives me a lecture on ethical behavior in the workplace
>boss tells me to clear out my desk
>start crying while I was leaving because everyone was staring at me and it made me uncomfortable
I feel like living on my savings until I run out, then killing myself. I don't expect I will ever get a decent paying job again after this. Do you think mcdonalds would still hire me even though I'm apparently a sexual harasser?
I'm so so sorry, Anon.
>browsing /r9k/ at work
You deserved this.
>>29353441
You browsed 4chan at work.
I'm sorry, but you got what was coming faggot.
Hey robots, if you vape I want your help.
So I've been vaping for a while now and it's been great. However, yesterday I vaped way too much, like 4x the amount of a normal day. I got sick from the nicotine. Headache, nausea, stomach ache etc. This went away fairly quickly.
This is where the problem comes. Now I hate the taste/smell of vaping. I still wanna vape but the smell almost makes me vomit even though I liked it so much just yesterday. I don't want to have to use cigarettes.
How do I stop hating the taste and smell of vaping?
>>29353342
use a different flavor eliquid?
what mg is it? if it made you feel sick then just go lower
>>29353416
It's 18 mg.
Thing is, I'm sick of the flavor of the eJuice in general. Like the base taste of the main ingredients. I have tried 2 different flavors since yesterday and they both made me sick.
>>29353342
Why do u want to vape it's for fags man
Well /r9k/? Is she right?
You wouldn't just buy ice cream without trying ALL the flavors!
>sexually attractive people have a lot of sex
duh
>>29353017
Do you think it's more likely she literally does this or that she just pulled a retarded analogy out of her ass without thinking about whether it actually applies to anyone?
>>29353017
Defending whores.jpeg
Oregano
JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY IM SO BORED
>>29353006
You're not alone anon.
Good movie btw.
>>29353006
literally me all the time
Daily reminder that people who constantly complain about being bored are themselves the most boring people.
Anyone here have a pet project in the works?
It can be anything, a game or program you're coding, a book you're writting, maybe a garden?
For me, it's pic related, I'm growing a radish. Well, right now, there are three seeds, but I'll thin them out when the time comes. I'm going to photograph them twice a day, so that I can make a time lapse of the growth. I'll probably throw it up here when the radish is done, it'll be about 25 days though.
But what about you guys?? I want to hear about your projects!
>>29352986
I'm trying to learn C.
I was originally in a CS course but had to leave because I'm not a women or a minority so I couldn't hardly get any help so I'm just go at it myself. Learned Java and Python back then but this whole memory management thing might take a little time aeeing as I've wasted my brain away.
I look foreword to seeing your time lapsed radish.
I'm trying not to kill myself
its going bretty well
>>29353330
you are following 80% of people who learned to code
do feminists think the boys got a secret class on how to code at school?
Who do you think is the most obnoxious YouTuber? Pic related
>>29352949
Leafy Obviously
for as much as a leftie tipping whiner he is, he's at least better than anybody in the drama sector of youtube
>>29352949
My god he is most annoying shit ever. His constant shouting is unbearable.
>be a sociopath
>not really in tune with any emotion whatsoever
>visit robot9001
>think it's meant for people out of tune with emotions in general (emotionless robots) that it's affecting their lives in negative ways
>feel like I've found a place to relate to
>browse for a few weeks
>just now figured out I may have misunderstood completely what /r9k/ stood for
I'm still fond of you guys though.
>>29352934
No, robots are overly emotional babies
>I have no emotions so troubled don't talk to me
>tch nothing personal
>>29352934
There used to be more stuff like the thing you're talking about, but /r9k/ was never a place for "le emotionless robots"
Post your weirdest fantasies and fetishes.
i want to be dominated by a girl until i eventually manage to get out of my bondage and rape her. i abuse her for a few days then she regains control somehow and the cycle repeats.
>>29352933
I wanna spank a cute, naked dude's butt in public while everyone watches and takes pictures.
I want a girl to hug and cuddle me for a long time while I bury my face in her boobs and cry. Then I'd like her to climb into my lap and take my virginity, riding me until I cum inside her. After that I'd like to fall asleep with her cuddling me, my cock still buried inside her pussy. All with lots of eye contact and headpats and "I love you" and "good boy."
Why do people hate smokers?
>Inb4 it smells bad111 D:
I think a lot of anti-smoker stuff stems from an innate jealously of the bravery it takes to lite of a cigarette knowing you could die but just not caring
I'm not jealous of someone who looks at a picture of lung cancer on a box and then smokes what's inside.
I think it's mainly a generational thing. Kids today aren't growing up with cigarettes as a part of the culture andare more aware of the dangers than our parents/grand parents were.
>>29352890
Smoking is a meme for me, i've tried and felt literally nothing
>>29352966
Smoker here and I agree. I feel like nonsmokers probably got the same kind of shit we do back when it was universal.
It's another otherization/us vs them thing.
Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn 300 most common words
>watch tv
>read newspapers
>you will pick up the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the language.
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
>>29352878
>Find a flaw.
you're wasting your time memorizing shit instead of trying to understand something useful/interesting.
>>29352878
>Know over 300 Japanese words
>Watch anime every day
>attempt to read manga every day
>I have picked up nuances of sentence structure
I still can't speak or understand a lot of Japanese, though.
Who else plans on spamming these threads with gore and shit soon?
We haven't had a good old-fashioned boypussy thread in quite a while.
trapbot boipucci in the southeast
>>29352852
>boipucci
There I fixed it for you. You're welcome, Anon. :3
>>29352898
is that you, post more bp
ITT: Post your role models. Those you look up to.
Timbasedgod
He just has the right attitude.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Klaus Kinski
MC Ride
I drew this todayat work
>>29352765
Seems a little too nerdy for r9k tb h
Is this a "zine"
>>29352765
I like it heres a (you)
MOM BROUGHT ME A BURGER AND I WEIGH 300 POUNDS
I TOOK THE BURGER FROM HER HADN AND THREW IT IN THE FLOOR
I STEPPED ON IT THEN I SAID SHE KNEW I WAS ON A DIET WHY DID SHE BRING THIS FUCKING SHIT
THEN I TOOK A PIECE OF THE BURGER FROM THE FLOOR AND RUBED IT IN HER CLOTHING
NOW SHE'S IN THE ROOM CRYING AND I DON'T FEEL THE LEAST GUILT
>>29352708
You're doing God's work, anon
origin comment
>>29352708
WHATEVER IT TAKES BRAH
>2016
>not putting on mass so you can be bearmode strong
OP you're doing it all wrong you stupid autist cock mongling dong fondler.
How do we solve the problem of modern women?
The solution isn't political, the solution isn't hard. The solution is simple.
STOP DESIRING WOMEN!
Men today are desiring women instead of seeking them as loving companions.
If you ask out a girl and she rejects you only for her to ask you out when her Chad bad boy bf leaves. SAY FUCKING NO! Don't let women dominate the social world. SAY NO! NO MATTER HOW HOT SHE IS!
DON'T GO TO STRIP CLUBS! YOU'RE GIVING WOMEN MORE POWER! STOP! STOP!
STOP DESIRING WOMEN LIKE THEY'RE GODDESSES
Yes that sounds good but it's not going to happen.
>>29352697
>don't advise the robots to get rich and find their own goddess
>stop talking to women and continue to be a degenerate
Solid stuff op
>>29352697
I like your thinking, except the part about feeling rejected after asking out Chad's gf. That was just unrealistic.
