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Password: sewnkinnewskin
Enjoy
RIP Ayden
new password :mynewskinsewnkin
thanks senpai in for the fun
need sauce on thus qt pls
>>29355368
crispy, or alterhacker on instagram I think?
shame she's only 4'10 she would've been wife material
leonibuki.tumblr.com
her instagram is alterhacker
>>29355417
thank you anon! and yeah she could be a little taller 4'10 is almost toddler size :/
What are your parents like robots?
Mine are ultra-conservative and have /pol/-tier beliefs.
>first generation immigrants
>believe sex before marriage is wrong
>dad would regularly call girls sluts while growing up
>would literally ask me, "who are the sluts here, anon?" the few times he had to visit my school
>occasional lectures about why I should be cautious around Jews while growing up
>want me to marry within my own race and has to be from a specific country and anything else means disowned
>dad got married in late 40s
>mom is a trump supporter
>both are socially awkward in their own ways
>pros are that they are surprisingly forgiving whenever I am NEET and have no qualms with giving me wads of cash
>>29355355
>"Our son is a failure but hey he's white so I'll love him"
lololol my parents ate REALLY into this shit called the christian identity movement (basically on a nutshell the whites got jewed so hard by literal devil/eve offspring that they forgot that they were the real jews while once again the jews who wear the yarmachas and gonto temple have blood libels and cn trace their heritage to satan having sex with eve) they even have a huge ass satalite in our backyard for it. they also would disown my for marrying anyone who isnt white and they believe god rides around in a pimped out ufo (not kidding)
>>29355355
>mental hospitalized
>narrative of fuck up in perfect catholic family
>parents show up
>standing by door
>biz attire on a weekend
>goth girl ask if theyre my parents
>yes
>'i can tell why you're so fucked up'
pic related
>no girlfriend to start a band with
>tfw no qt shoegaze gf
>>29355348
>tfw no qt 2012 San Diego gf to start a surf punk band with
It's an obscure kind of feel
>>29355348
yea well too bad all women are shit at composing and writing ANY material. the ONLY girl I have met that was remotely creative had moderate autism and she rarely left the house
I just want to marry a virgin qt3.14 Muslim girl and have missionary sex with her for the sole purpose of procreation.
Is that so much to ask for?
>>29355211
>wants to marry a girl affiliated with terrorism
kill yourself
It's a pretty great feel desu senpai
>tfw didn't even have to convert
>>29355211
>find muslim qt
>bring to US
>show way of freedom
>convert her to capitalist
>freedom fuck her butthole
im only going to say it once,
''back'' off
>>29355180
>wearing a hat indoors
>wearing a hat with a bathrobe
>wearing gloves with a bathrobe
>>29356046
Kid (?), when you've seen as much s*** as OP, you can wear whatever the f*** you want. Until then, don't f***ing talk.
>>29356079
stop swearing!!!!!! this is a family oriented board!!!!!
>tfw boyfriend refuses to get me pregnant
>tfw pregnant
Sucks to be you.
Poke some holes in his condom, you go grrrl
>>29355243
How far along are you?
Have you seen my ring, /r9k/?
how the fuck did it get into that barrel anyways
>implying I'm going to give it back
and I'm going to kill you later on
not since I sold it to Arrille. and I'm going to steal your gold for that Chad who beats you up too. I may hate him, but not as much as I find you fucking annoying
>>29355079
>>29355281
Have a blast from the past
so can someone explain vaporwave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjhHPzK6enE
You're too little too late
As in like 5 years late
>>29355009
Vaporwave started out as a joke (as do most music genres) but quickly grew to popularity after a while. I honestly like vaporwave but you have to acknowledge it's incredibly easy to create and requires absolutely no talent
If no one is gonna hunt you down for stealing, then it ain't stealing. Simple.
That feel when you can no longer get back the joy of playing video games as a child ever back again, no matter how hard you try.
iktf
im a neet and i'm getting so bored im considering self improvement, terrifying
>>29354984
>>29355005
you guys need to try a bit harder
>those days when you didnt eat more than a poptart because you were so engrossed
>those days one good game could occupy all your time for months
>those days your virtual reality felt more important than real life
>those days you could roleplay without feeling like a fag
>those days your pc/ps/xbox/gamecube were the your most important posessions
>those days you didnt care about girls
Some background.
> 12 years old
> Immature, way more than the other people of my generation.
> 3/10 with the good light and God's benediction.
> Real emotional trash, felt in love too many times.
> Poured all my heart into eveyone of those illusions.
> 16 - 17 years old
> Still pretty immature.
> Hang out with other weirdos during free time.
> Everybody in school mock us.
> wehateyoumoresoitscool.mp4
> Had 5 girlfriends
> First one, long distance relationship, she was 20.
> Same for the second one.
> Third one, my age. Psycho girl, from a psycho family. Kind but weak, also really immature.
> Same for the fourth one.
> Fifth one was my first love. I madly loved her. I was so, so immature. She was 20.
> After each one I was totally heartbroken.
> I was in love with this girl during, well, 2 or 3 years. Can't remember exactly.
> Cut myself.
> Attempted suicide.
> 18 years old
> University. Before this, a couple of friends. Still pretty alone.
> I have two close friends that I never see, because of some reasons.
> At least I was a 4/10 at the time.
> Social skill improved, but I'm not that popular guy.
> Not that hot one.
> I don't really care. Being pretty alone is fine.
> 20 years old
> I meet a girl during my fourth year. We are both pretty busy, I'm her first boyfriend.
> Our relation lasts something like 6 months.
> I couldn't give a single fuck.
> Didn't have the time to grow feelings.
> Didn't have the time to inaugurate her holy vagina.
> Life goes on.
> I decide to get my shit togheter.
> Start to deepen writting, my hobby.
> I create a blog.
> Shitty posts but I'm fine with it. Just wanted to not throw away my mediocre productions when working on the good ones.
> Girls start showing interest.
> I flirt with some of them.
> I meet some of them.
> 21 years old, or something like that.
> I meet this girl.
> We agree on some rendez-vous, but only sex.
> We create a bond.
> She's nice. She's kind. She's openminded.
Continue.
> She's sweet. She understands me and I understand her. She likes art. She draws, she sings and she dances. She's cute and sexy. Other men always flirt with her. She can get whoever she wants. Some girls look at her too. For me she's an obvious 10/10. Others give a 8-9/10.
> We meet. Sex is awesome.
> She falls in love with me.
> Me too, but a little bit after.
> We date.
> We agree on an open relationship.
> Inb4 cuck. I know with who she sleep and same for her. It was my idea and she was ok with it. I was very jealous before, but not anymore. There are a lot of advantages by the way.
> Life is really good.
> Sex is always awesome. We even had a threesome with one of her female friend.
> I love her like I never loved anyone on this earth.
> 23 years old.
> She discovered 4chan, I talked to her about it.
> I mostly visited /b/ and /p/.
> One evening I'm curious, I decide to get a look on the other boards. Every single one.
> I find /r9k/.
> I find threads about social anxiety, love matters etc. I'm amazed.
If I killed myself at 16, I wouldn't be happy today. I know it's easy to say it. I know everybody isn't like me. I don't want to moralize or something else.
Just wanted to share. I expect hate but I'm here if someone wants precisions.
This is a shill post, avoid replying to it, avoid reading it, hide it.
>>29355267
What is a "shill post", please ?
>been here 5 years
>still consider myself newfag and mostly lurk
>see people openly announcing theyve been here a year
Does it really take several years to assimilate here? There are people that have been here longer than you. This dick measuring contest is dumb.
Been here since 2010 and only started posting extensively about a year ago
>mfw seeing people under the age of 25 complain that their life is ruined
Get in here boys. catfish people, sext, harass, whatever.
EMAIL: [email protected]
PASS: memeboy123
>>29354851
All these sandniggers are literally cancer.
I might start deleting them all.
>>29354851
find the cute western girls are ruin their facebook pages again plz
>all these tiny black french and paki penises
>all these thirsty ugly betas
>not a single chad
Chad names, go
>Bryce
>Lance
>Jordan
>I will never be Chad and friends
>Feel with me
>>29354838
>Jordan
I feel like that name can go either way.
>>29354838
>Troy
>Tyrone
>Mike
>Fred
>Jeb
>>29354855
Chase?
Okay you beta faggots.
I'm a 6'2, ottermode - formally skelly - male with a 7.5 inch cock and a virgin. I'm also handsome.
I want to play a game; let us see who deep the rabbit hole goes. I have a free house tomorrow. I will make a tinder for keks and try to get a good looking girl over to my house tomorrow and I will fuck her.
I look good but hate people all over so this will be fun.
I'll post soon with my new tinder profile and we'll see how this goes.
Let's get me a fuck.
Keep in mind I'm going to FUCK the life out of the hottest slut I get, brutalise her to orgasm.
This will be hilarious.
Be back once I make the account. You gay lord manlets and uggoes keep it bumped, fags.
>>29354820
>handsome
nope
I dont even understand this thread. Is the idea that you're going to embarrass /r9k/ by putting your penis in women?
>>29354820
If thats you in the pic then you look like Keanu Reeves if he spent all of his time playing WoW and being a shutin
