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u mad fags?
took me 4 months to achieve this body you fat disgusting cucks.
fucking easy, im telling you fucking easy.
keking at your miserable lifes right now
>ribs
>vagina bones
Where's the leg day pic, eh?
>>29349838
I'm happy for you, why are you so bitter you should be too?
What did you do to achieve this?
you have a fucking giraffe neck dude
I just got a GF just by being myself. AMA.
>>29349768
>got a GF just by being myself
Things that never happened, GF edition.
>>29349768
How does it feel to not be a robot?
I am a cyborg I guess
>hate black guys
>nothing gets me harder than black girls
How do i deal with this feel?
>>29349634
Fuck off Ezekiel
>>29349634
Google BWC Ebony porn and fap ceaselessly.
>>29349634
I KNOW RIGHT.
Forgive me /pol/ I've failed you.
will i ever find a gf in this state..
>>29349534
Have you considered exercising?
>>29349534
Yes. Lower your standards and go out with an ugly fat girl
Kek, anon, you're all set, and ready to go.
I'm tired of getting aroused. Should I just have my penis surgically removed? It's not like I'm using it anyway.
>>29349521
>You finally do it
>You have your penis removed
>Your arousal patterns have stopped completely
>You can finally focus on real life
>Then, out of fucking nowhere, the girl of your dreams falls in love with you
>After you break the bad news, she cringes and leaves you, knowing that not only does she want sexual pleasure, but she also doesn't want someone fucked up enough to actually go through with something like that
>>29349521
>surgically removed
>surgically
As opposed to how?
>>29349728
Doesn't sound half bad desu apart from that roastie getting buttmad and somehow blaming me for it.
i drew wojak what do you think
>>29349501
why is his penis so small?
>>29349545
tfw no penis gains
>>29349501
bretty good :=))
ooroogigional
>addicted to fast food
>wasting all my money on fast food
>going broke due to fast food
kill me
>>29349473
I eat out every day. $20-$30 for lunch and dinner
I don't eat the shitty fast food though
>installed McDonalds App
>given free Big Mac just for installing it
>Every Friday get free medium fries with any purchase
>Buy 1 Get 1 Free Sandwiches every week
Just become a smarter fatass.
>>29349473
two questions to answer before i can try to help
1-how much of it are you eating? what are you eating*?
2- whats your budget?
>sitting in theoretical physics lecture
>professor starts talking about why women are not going into STEM
>mfw
>keeps talking and asking us questions what we think
>some faggots even reply to him
>this goes on for 30 minutes
Why does he theorize women aren't going into STEM? Because of patriarchy?
>>29349495
I don't fucking know. I just want to hear about some physics and then fuck off.
I don't fucking care why women don't go into STEM. Because they probably suck and know they live life on easy mode.
Fucking faggot professor.
Woman in stem here. It's too much work for most Women. Most women are content with being boring and not learning anything for themselves
Who here likes feeling miserable? Serious question
I think its a comfy feeling. Ive been always a retarded loser and I know I can't improve my situation since I'm already lvl 25.
I prefer to embrace the loneliness and try to be happy with all the few things I have.
>>29349398
I indulge in it because it's the only thing I can indulge in.
>>29349398
same, however it's (you) what you define a loser or a retard and literally means nothing.
The important factor is if you enjoy your time and that's a win.
I enjoy it in moderation because I find it lets me think more clearly and have a certain connection to reality that I don't get when my head is in the clouds and I'm happy. Of course I get tired of it sometimes, but it's a very bittersweet feeling that I relate to the enjoyment someone can get from a rainy day rather than a sunny one. Sometimes it just feels good to be sad.
It's better than not feeling anything at all.
What is better? Staying late and waking up late or sleeping early and waking up early.
>>29349377
SLEEP LATE WAKE UP LATE
>>29349377
SLEEP EARLY WAKE UP EARLY
>>29349377
Staying up late wake up early
"Letters to someone who may or may not read them" thread. Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it but you want it heard regardless, anonymously.
Anon,
ahhaaahah
ahaahhahahaha
HAHAHHAHHAHAH
-Femanon
Dear Anna,
Fuck you for leading me on for these past few years and making me think we might actually have something
You
I hate how right you are
I dug this pit
And now you're trying to throw me in
I refuse to go in there
I'll figure a way out
I always do
I don't want to spite you, but I just won't
Maybe I'll fill it up so I have nowhere to fall
You have a real fucking gift, you know that.
Who knows if I have one, but I guess this is how I'll find out
Me
how do i into starvation? pray tell, skellingtons. need to swap one mode of disordered eating for another
Starving yourself isn't actually going to help, it will cause your body to go into a survival mode and actually make it harder to lose fat. Start by trying to cut down on calories, and try cutting out unhealthy things (like soda). Good luck, anon.
>>29349399
Every time I try to watch what I eat and count calories, I become obsessive and literally cannot think about anything besides food and how hungry I am. I acknowledge that this is no excuse, but fuck it. I'd rather eat next nothing then tease myself with low-calorie food.
I know it's possible because there are sickeningly underweight bots on here.
>>29349302
>tfw fell for the /fit/ meme
why bother bro just keep enjoying your binge eating sessions. Once a robot, always a robot
Post your oneitis
Pic related, autistic oneitis who came out as a lesbian
>>29349278
>Post your oneitis
Why? What could I possibly gain from it? More rivals?
>>29349301
>OP can't handle strategies of this magnitude
wew lad
>>29349456
I think op might just be a spammer, honestly. Can you answer my question?
With the onset of summer, we have seen an intolerable roastie invasion, complete with attention seeking cunts pushing the "fembots" and white knight cucks from reddit defending them. Operation Normalise is underway, and we need to destroy this normie scum before it's too late.
This board is the only place where we autists can be safe and belong, and they will NOT take this from us.
This is why I propose we spam these reddit tier threads with GOAR if they have too much attention.
DUMP YOUR BEST GOAR FOR AMMO, WOMAN HATE ALSO APPRECIATED
REEEEEEEEEE
go back to school summerfag
i recommend bestgore.org (or something like this)
it is full of disturbing stuff
pictures + videos
Woman are the biggest pieces of shit.
Hey guys. I have noticed a significant change in the posting on r9k over the last year.
Even a year ago, we weren't flooded with fembot feels and other normie bullshit. I suggest a mass exodus to wizchan. What do you guys think?
>>29349237
Normalfags and failed normies have taken over, us true robots are an endangered species
Reddit discovered /r9k/. That's what happened
>>29349237
Careful now. I browse both sides and wizchan HATES /r9k/. Wants nothing to do with them.
