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Just woke up at 3:28 pm. How do I fix this?
Any of you other robots have shitty sleep schedules?LIVING THE DREAM
Try sleeping earlier.
>>29348087
Just stay up later and later until you get up so late that you can stay awake and go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
>>29348130
But there's so many threads to post in, so many podcasts to listen to, there's so many articles to read
Bedtime is usually 5am.
It's Friday night and i'm all alone.
>>29348064
It's Friday afternoon
watcha usually do
>>29348090
Its night where i live
Sup /robots/.
Should I start smoking? I never smoked in my life, what does it feel like? Is it worthwhile, if not why do people smoke?
>inb4 you will die earlier
Why would I want to live long?
I smoke only to get the nicotine kick so i don't smoke so often. I really like it tho. And i looks cool desu
>>29348033
It's better not to smoke, it will permanently damage your lungs.
>Why would I want to live long?
Why would you want to slowly die short of breath, constantly coughing up phlegm and tar and in the grip of a(nother) chemical addiction?
If you do smoke, don't do it every day. Try to keep it to once a week at most, and not more than a couple inhalations. Better to vape or eat it in the case of cannabis though.
Eating cannabis can feel like being drunk, smoking is a similar feeling but more intense for a shorter amount of time.
Yeah go for it m8 fuck it.
I just quit 2 weeks ago, but I've quit and relapsed dozens of times in my life, on my way to get some cigs in a minute, I'm done with this delusional self improvement shit.
I'm trash so I'm going to smoke
>inb4 anti smoking robots
You aren't even robots so don't speak
Made one an hour ago and it died 10 mins
I AIN'T GIVEN UP
Last two digits = number of push-ups you need to do (You can do them in sets of course)
rolling :v
Shameless self-bump
ori
Let's Jew this mein kamerades
I want to learn Japanese
>inb4 weeb
I don't watch anime I just think the language sounds cool
I'm told it's hard though so any tips /r9k/?
no don't learn japanese, learn Spanish it's a much more useful language
>>29348015
I feel your pain, OP. I really want to learn it too, but I'm terrible with languages.
>>29348039
>spanish is more useful
not everyone here is from the us
Why do Japanese girls just seem so cute and perfect?
How can white women ever hope to compete with this?
Also, Japanese girls hardly age at all until they're around 50. Perfect wife material.
this is now an asian hate thread
>>29348032
You hating them says so much about you. Jelly much?
why not pick superior slav women?
SURVEY TIME CHIPMONKS
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
>Age
23
>Gender
Male
>Country
U.S.
>Number of people you have had sex with
9
>Age you lost your virginity
19
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/pol/, /r9k/, /biz/, /int/
>Do you smoke?
Yes.
>Do you drink?
As we speak.
>Do you use drugs?
Just caffeine and nicotine
>Job
Uber Driver
>>29347891
>>Age you lost your virginity
MODS
>>29347891
>21
>Male
>Sweden
>2
>16
> /k/ /pol/ /r9k/ /int/
>I smoke
>I drink
> i used to smoke weed but with my current job i can't
> Engineer in Swedish navy
Lets get a big belly thread going. No faggotry.
>>29347850
Stop posting all the disgusting ones, you idiot. I hate seeing this thing. All the belly girls you could've posted and that's what you go with? No wonder people without this fetish get so triggered by these posts.
Degeneracy at its finest. I bet when she walks she waddles.
>>29347878
deaI with it, yo
As the title explains, I'm coming up on MDMA.
Purple Tommorowlands - I took 3/4 of a pill. These things are the holy grail of ecstasy.
AMA!
Also photo is some kush I smoked this morning, good shit.
>>29347740
Do you feel the massive headrush?
Wasn't prepared for that one.
>>29347761
Yeperino Frienderino
2nd time rolling. Last was about 6 months ago. Fuck me it's a good feel.
>>29347787
Is kush rolled green, or does it have to be dried like Tobacco?
Who /cuck/ here?
I am
I don't know what that word means. I'll have to ask my wife's boyfriend.
>>29347696
>who /beta cuckold/ here?
fixed
l'm surprised noone ever posted this before.
>I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist... I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
what did he mean by this?
someone who accepted nihilism as their world view yet somehow finds himself becoming obsessed with a twisted series of murders because of how sinister they were against those girls who were innocent, it's contradictory but he can't shake off the notion they did not deserve their fate.
while he doesn't bring the whole group down, he does manage to kill the murderer of that girl and with that becomes happy that he was able to do some "good" in the universe, the ending was great because contrary to him, his partner became more cold and apathetic throughout the years by his divorce / normalfag shit that happened in his life, and he is the one who reminds him that their actions had value and they brought some light to the universe.
He started seeing the universe as evil vs good and when his partner tells him in their final talk that by looking at the night sky the dark is clearly winning, he tells him otherwise and that it's the light that won today.
>>29347776
character development done right, second season failed miserably and all characters felt boring compared to both the main ones from the 1st season.
kinda felt out of place how marty cared so much for rust at the end. their relationship was not that great and mostly professional. I also wish marty contributed more to the team. at the end it was really rust doing all the work and marty just providing resources. that undercover mission was a bit silly too
If this post is even, I will eat vegetables for dinner. if it is odd I will eat a frozen pizza for dinner.
pizza it is
>>29347587
>>29347565
Why not put vegetables on your pizza?
If this post is dubs then eat your own cum for dinner
>mfw it's dubs
do you guys like movies?
Something about this picture aint right...
Why the fuck is that leg so small
>>29347549
>>29347618
IS THIS FUCKING PIZZA
OP YOU CRAZY BASTARD
So what's so great about 'getting out there and meeting new people'?
Nothing. As soon as you stop meeting them, you are dead to them.
>>29347529
You can lie as much as you want to them and they may believe it
Meeting them. New experiences. Fun memories. Embarassing shit even, if you won't see them again.
>Be me
>Chad genetics maybe 7/10
>Death, narcisism and 2x suicides can sum up my childhood
>Really horrible self image
>No friends
>No dating life
>Pretty "cool" backstory I guess with crime and whatnot
>Depressed and suicidal
>130 IQ gives me alright charisma and humour but depresses me
So if I get a gf/date will she be repulsed by me or will the retarded social dynamic of womyn that makes nerdy chads cool but ugly not (not the same situation but you get my point) somehow make all my bullshit acceptable?
Also does a relationship fix the problems in your life if the biggest problem was that you have no purpose/wants?
Just do not act depressed or suicidal around chicks. If that does not work I recommend valium
>>29347521
>Chad genetics maybe 7/10
Look buddy, maybe you're not buttugly, but you're no Chad. Trust me, I've gone through the same thing.
>>29347521
>really horrible self image
>claims to be a 7/10
Okay there bro
