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How does it feel knowing that you have absolutely no control over your lives and I am the one pulling the strings.
Whoever gets dubs I will let have a gf.
Woah don't touch me there op
You have no control over me
You may pull the strings, but I manufacture the strings
>>29344033
Keep thinking that you fucking roach. Also I will let you have a gf since you got dubs. Congrats.
>they get tired and annoyed of your self-deprecation jokes
nothing is more annoying than someone constantly putting themselves down. Doesnt matter if its a joke. In all likelihood your low self esteem is so obvious that it just makes people feel awkward in your presence. And when people can tell that you kind of aren't kidding then there's this constant need to reassure them that is exhausting after 10 min
find something other than yourself to talk about jesus
>>29343723
I thought it was worse that nobody could see through those jokes when I made them and see me for the miserable fuck I was back then
Ah well, depression won't get me again
>>29343825
this. you probably just come off as a whiny one dimensional faggot
Reminder to femanons that you don't belong here, even if you don't mention your gender. We know.
>She directs the conversation back to herself
>She is obviously and obnoxiously offended by any dissent towards her posts
its pretty easy to tell when it's a girl posting even if they don't do the whole >hehehe femanon here hehehe
if you read a post and the voice you hear in your head when you read it is a nagging bitch, 90% of the time it's a femanon, the other 10% are beta cuck nu males
>>29343702
That's impossible to prove, though? Of course you'd convince yourself of that
>>29343808
smells like a vaginal poster is in the thread
Mom: "Just be yourself, anon. Everyone will come to accept you."
>Outcast for most of my school life.
Fuck you people.
>school life
Grow the fuck up and stop bitching. Nobody likes negative energy filled whiney cunts.
>>29343677
You should be happy with yourself before you try to make people accept you. Everyone has flaws but if you don't shower regularly, do nothing but masturbate and shitpost all day, make threads about how much you hate women, etc. it's normal for people to not want to be around that.
A lot of people aren't good enough that their opinions should matter to you anyway.
I'm disabled, have insomnia and PTSD, spend most of my time reading/painting/writing music/playing vidya, and some people don't accept me because I don't want to get high/drunk every day and have casual sex. It doesn't matter to me, though I wish they saw things differently for their own benefit.
>school life
Why do you care, classes are long and anything else is short.
You go there to study. Go do drugs if you want new friends
Hypersonic Weapon Russia easily overcome the US missile defense.
Russia is developing a hypersonic weapon to overcome the US missile defense system, says James Acton, one of the program managers on nuclear policy at the Washington Carnegie Endowment. His opinion leads Forbes columnist Bruce Dorminy.
http://www.michellhilton.com/2016/06/hypersonic-da-russia-supera-defesa-antimisseis-dos-eua.html
>>29343649
If there is one nation I truly despise - it's the russians.
Can 16 year old retards get the fuck out please? We don't need people that aren't smart enough to know that Russia is spitting out Cold War level, superficial propaganda atm. They've embarrassed themselves a dozens of times now
Like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ojIbHbhak4
If you can't tell what's wrong with this video you are hopelessly retarded and should suicide. If you are spanish/portuguese you should suicide too. You guys ruin online servers.
>jajajajajajaja
>>29343649
what's the difference between hypersanic and supersanic
Who /low self esteem/ here?
>don't stand near people because I assume they find me repulsive
>don't voice any opinion because someone might disagree and I would get in trouble
>don't look at people in case they feel offended or disgusted
>never argue, remain detached and do what I'm told
oh man that top bullet point. too fucking relatable
>>29343636
Same shit. Today I was standing at the bus stop and girl came to wait on the right. Literally couldn't watch in the right side because thought maybe she will suspect me like a creep or rapist when I keep looking to right.
>am 4'11"
>have one eye
>hearing aids
>white male
>stay home and indoors and never leaves the house ever again
>certain combinations of 1s and 0s are illegal to own
>substances that are naturally occurring in the human body are illegal to consume
>certain combinations subatomic particles are illegal to own
>given enough time, a combination of carbon atoms starts thinking what it is and where its going
>tfw was a pretty typical robot a while ago, depressed, self-loathing, insecure in society
>suddenly massive health problems LITERALLY out of nowhere
>now i don't care about all this bullshit anymore and i just focus on surviving, getting shit done, and getting my health back on track if such a thing is even possible
Seems like the "cure" to being a robot was "actual" pain.
>>29343372
The "cure" is that you're doing shit to keep your mind and body busy. You just got it thrust upon you rather than have to look for it yourself, something many robots lack the willpower to do.
>typical robot
>depressed, self-loathing, insecure in society
>yet still thinks things can change
Child, you were never a robot and have only tasted true pain.
>>29343372
Massive how?
>Welcome to your life, there's no turning back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-O3kYrDPbI
https://youtu.be/Ug3g3F9gwGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ2yXWi0ppw
>>29343415
This is unironically a good track
Why don't you just join the military robots?
>inb4 I don't wanna die xD
Combat is like, 25% of the military. You can be a mechanic, cook, plumber, welder plenty of non combat jobs there's hundreds.
> you'll get in shape
> you'll become a man
> you'll mature
> tons of benefits
> good money
> guaranteed civilian high paying job
So what's your excuse
i am tranny so is illegal
>>29343188
I'm a high school drop out and would have to get a GED and then around 15 college credits to enlist.
I wish there was a draft.
>>29343188
Fuck, that chicken burger looks delicious.
If women give you any kind of sexual attention, does that mean you're in the top 10%? Or is that a meme?
>>29343110
It can't be true because far more than 10% of men receive sexual attention.
>>29343110
Not according to /r9gay/.
>any kind of sexual attention
top 50%
>genuine desire for you
top 20%
>see a cockroach scurry across cardboard box in my room
>disappears behind it
God damnit.
>>29343062
show us a pic of your floor
>>29343062
>show us a pic of your floor
This OP, do it!
/b/ was sending bugs to space yesterday. you know what you need to do.
Is Quentin Tarantino one of us?
>>29343045
Duh, havent you seen kill bill? he's a total foot fag..
having said that, those legs look kinda small.. are we sure about age?
Niggers cant be robots.
original
He orbited Uma Thurman for 20 years or so before he got to pork her wrinkly old lady ass, so yes.
alright which one of you is this? this has to be a robot
>>29343036
>alright which one of you is this? this has to be a robot
this
>>29343471
I thought about sending him/her an email asking to hook up but I'm way too scared of doing so, from the pic he/she looked pretty hot.
>>29343497
>from the pic he/she looked pretty hot.
How hot?
hey /r9k/
thinking of making a tinder profile, does that shit actually work? seen a few threads in the past but idk if it's bait or not. I'm not terrible at keeping conversation either I was just wondering
are you good looking? do you have good pictures of yourself?
>>29343006
it's like any other site. it works, as long as you're at least average looking and have an ok profile.
>>29343006
If you can muster up a few good pictures of yourself. Maybe throw on a suit and take a picture with a timer like somebody took one of you. And it helps if you have really low standards. But I've been on for a few months and have gotten a few numbers. Never met anybody but you can get some nudes if that's your goal
