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> be me, full of acne & large pimples: no girl wants me.
> go to /r/ skincareaddiction and try all their skin care products.
> pimples got bigger, still full of acne.
> wash my face for the first time in my life (at 23 years old)
> go to sleep with washcloth on my face.
> wake up and 95+% of my acne gone over 1 night.
> over the course of 3 days of washing all my acne is gone.
WTF, you robots didn't tell me this is what it takes to reach chadhood?!?
>>29198746
it's called common sense
it's like saying if you want to come to 4chan you must have an internet cinnection!
>>29198786
>Anonymous 06/10/16(Fri)21:40:32 No.2919878
If iit's such common sense, then how come many people have acne & pimples then retard
>>29198746
>23
>never washed your face
holy shit mate was it "the face cleaning jew" you were afraid of? do you also resist "the showering jew" too?
ITS FRIDAY NIGHT MUTHA FUKKAAAAA
POST YOUR BATTLESTATIONS AND WHAT YOUR DOIN TONIGHT
also rate eachother
im sitting here watching the office
I really would like to post mine, but there's used razorblades all over the solid oak desk that has holes in it from hitting it so many times, and I'm way too lazy to get rid of the dried up blood so fuck it
>>29198744
How do you use that dresser that your TV is sitting on? Can you even open the drawers?
I cleaned it a few hours ago
If there were no Asian women, life would not be worth living.
Lately I've been wondering about what will happen to the world if Asia (good-tier Asia) becomes more Westernized. Like 50 years from now, will Japanese and Korean women be just as worthless as western women are now?
>>29198719
I love asian girls almost as much as I love Boxxy.
>>29198762
I think Japan will commit sudoku in ww3.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with like minded feIIow robots?
We play comfy videos and vote on what to watch using polls
No sign up required
It can hold up to 25 people.
Room:
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Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
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this meme ride will never stop
Serving up Silent Hill
its okay so far so bump
Where did I go wrong?
Can I save this?
>>29198659
you should just spare humanity and kill yourself
>>29198667
why would i want to do something like that?
>>29198659
But she had a patrician choice. You're in the wrong here.
What game can I buy with this? Any good game I'll get.
>>29198640
overwatch. I don't think too many people are playing yet though!
>>29198640
Beep
Out there somewhere
Bit Dungeon II
Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion
It doesn't pick up until 2 hours in though
Any contact wearers here? Just went to the eye doctor today to get contacts, got a pair of a few that the doctor just grabbed for me to wear a little bit until my next appointment, They work, but are just a little worse than my glasses, it bugs me.
These aren't gonna be my final contacts right? I want to be able to see as clear as my glasses let me. I asked the lady and she said that my brain might just be adjusting, I wore them for 4 hours today and they stayed the same.
>>29198608
>Contacts/glasses wearer here
Sounds like you need a stronger prescription, or you may get used to it. I personally did not experience what you said at the bottom of your post
>>29198656
They are "toric"
>>29198608
What >>29198656 said. I find that my contacts are normally a bit clearer than my glasses I'd say something is wrong with the contacts you got.
>Normies who drive with their brights on
>>29198554
>brights
Where are you from? I've always heard them called highbeams.
>>29198554
>he drives
>he goes outside for anything other than restocking on tendies
Lol, look at this Normie fuccboi thinking he's one of us.
>>29198579
MA
So I learned how to drive amongst assholes
>Anon, you can't be doing that!
>Why?
>Because it's not normal
>>29198519
What were you doing?
Origami
>>29198534
Any autistic tendencies I may be showing at the time
My dad always says this to me about being NEET and masturbating anally.
I didn't ask to be born
Turns out I'm not just weird, I'm actually on the spectrum. What does this change?
nothing other than solidifying you're rightful place on /r9k/.
Self diagnosed or legit?
>>29198460
>What does this change?
Depends, have you tried beeing urself?
>tfw dad is having a bbq at my house tomorrow
QUICK ANON START PRETENDING YOUR HEAD HURTS
THE MORE PREEMPTIVE YOU ARE THE MORE BELIEVABLE IT IS
IF YOUR DAD IS COVINCED YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A THROBBING HEADACHE YOU CAN JUSTIFIABLY STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY
>>29198529
This.
He knows what he's talking about.
You'd be a fool to not plan your strategy and execute it immediately.
>>29198419
>tfw dad is having a bbc at my house tomorrow
What the fuck is this? Why is this necessary?
>>29198416
it's a cloud thing.
They locked you out for being a bad boy.
we have our greatest minds trying to figure this out
Listen up, you bigoted robots!
>no one was racist in the 1950s!
b8ty m8ty
>>29198404
If they knew that this is the future they were fighting for, they'd have fully embraced Hitler and Germany would have won WW2.
>liked the first Conjuring, saw it with my mom years ago
>want to see the second one, mom is on business trip and said she'll just wait for it to come out on Netflix and she doesn't mind if i go to see it at theaters without her
>approach ticket booth and am asked who I'm with
>say I'm just by myself
>"I'm sorry, sir, but our No Singles Policy requires me to refuse to sell you a ticket. You can come back if you have a friend or a date to see the movie with."
Jesus christ, when did this become a thing?
>>29198382
I love this meme
original comment
Isn't this because of that dude that shot up the movie theater?
Is this really a thing? I don't think it is.
Fuck all you roaches
>>29198362
That made me chuckle. Like these trips
fuck you all women
>>29198362
Keep making posts like this roachie. You've fallen right into my trap.
