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So i posted before with the "How can I stop being alone?" thread And the girl I met just never gets on Skype or discord so I think that was a fail... The question I have is confusing and kind of makes me grossed out at myself.
I honest to god believe that the only person who will really stick to me would be some one younger like around 15.. or some really autistic girl who is latchy.. I am A-sexual and do not plan on having sex But if I meet a young girl around that age I would never advance physically for even a hug. My idea that I have in my head is that Im going to meet a girl who likes the same stuff I do and just have an awesome friendship up until she is 18 and confess how I have loved her since i met her or him and I think if I can indoctrinate some one one like that for years they would have to fall for me forever. But I run into the same question I ask myself all the time over this. What the fuck is wrong with me? is this wrong? I mean i dont want to rape anyone and would never do that. I am just desperate and have tried so many things to meet some one and i feel all i do is faul and fail and that i have no purpose.
>>29202058
nah, you're probably just lonely and you have failed so many times you think this would work
>>29202058
It may be morally wrong but who cares about morals in a dog eat dog world? You have two choices in this life. Are you going to be a pawn, or are you going to play the game?
>>29202132
I really do.. And I would say I suffer greatly from
loneliness. I can't stand it sometimes I just lay in bed on my days off and just stare at my ceiling and think. What the hell is the point what difference does it even make if I get up today? No one looks forward to seeing me I have no love that I belong to Im just a dog without a owner and ill just die is all i think ill do
WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT ?
this is the second time this has happened... I have received a notification that I was banned, but it says the ban took place how long time before I ever even heard about this site...
AGAIN: that's not even my IP address
WTF ?!!!!!!
MODERATOR, WTF ???!!!!!
I had never even logged in here until long after that day.
the first time, it said the band took place in early 2015.
I've only been coming here for a month.
>can you guys please get your shit together? You're supposed to be technological geniuses...
let me guess... your servers are a series of Casio wrist watches?
What does the thread in the ban message say?
Happens to me when phone posting sometimes, your dynamic ip changed to one that was banned in all likelihood.
>>29202046
>>>/v/330504131
Lets find out
Ive been doing it more intensively and more often in last year and it had a comeback. Since last month my memory got worse,I have issues sleeping,nausea constant sweating and it doesnt feel anywhere as good as it used to.
how often?
oregano pasta
>>29202100
4 times a day at least.
>>29202011
I fap like once every hour and a half, My dick hurts, getting erections hurts, I can't cum half of the time because I feel more pain than pleasure, yet I keep on fapping and I don't think I'd be stopping soon
>can only fap to POV
>every video is just a girl alone pretending to have sex
I NEED TO SEE A PENIS TO GET AROUSED
THE PENIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL MAKE MY MIND RECOGNIZE SEX AND ALLOW ME TO MASTURBATE AND RELEASE ENDORPHINS I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW A VAGINA WORKS HOW IS SOME WHORE'S SHRILL MOANS WHILE SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PENIS IN HER SUPPOSED TO AROUSE ME? FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29202007
>I NEED TO SEE A PENIS TO GET AROUSED
That's pretty fucking gay.
>>29202007
Sounds like you're gay anon
>>29202040
>>29202045
It isn't gay, I just need to see a penis because it is the only thing I have ever been able to correlate with the good feeling of masturbation, therefore sex.
tfw your best friend has a trap brother and you want to fuck him
>>29202005
I wish I had or was a trap brother.
>>29202005
Fug her then
Get the boipucc
>>29202005
>tfw you may start being a trap next year.
>tfw you realize your brother's friends may start wanting to fuck you
That's gonna be awkward as heck anon
why do naked women look so ugly?
women in revealing clothing or bikinis get me hard every time but the second the take off their clothes and reveal their private parts it disgusts me so much
It's called "being queer". Test yourself now by looking at homosex porn.
>>29201901
Time to get out of closet m8
I understand where op is coming from I'm not gay
I bet >>29201919 & >>29202053
Would fuck anything with at least two legs
add me on skype to be in this group call
>> madriea grace
lol who is that fool in the pink bandanna
>>29201870
>whores
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no bullshit, whats the best way to kill yourself without looking like a loser faggot?
inb4 "but you already are a loser faggot"
>Go to area with high melanin enrichment content
>Get mugged
>Resist
>Get stabbed or shot to death
Putting a dindu in prison, the noblest of sacrifices.
15 feet heavy duty chain
2 master locks
1 gallon gasoline
1 lighter
1 knife
a bridge
lock one end of the chain in a loop around the bridge railing
Lock the other loop around your neck, making sure your head will not slip out. The tighter and more uncomfortable the better
Douse yourself in gasoline
Sit on the railing
Set yourself on fire
Slit your throat
Lean forward
Congratulations, you've committed a triple-strength redundancy suicide. You've hung yourself, set yourself on fire and sliced a major artery
If you're lucky you may impress everyone by how hard core you went out
>>29201856
a decent idea, but not really a guaranteed death. I'd hate to go through that just to wake up in a fucking hospital
Well looks like I'm going to uni in a few months.
what sort of lonely loser antics can I expect for someone like me
Unifag here. I have no friends, and I lurk in abandoned/empty buildings on campus. The cops have been called on me several times, yet I absolutely love my studies and I love college. Haven't even been arrested lels
It's different for everyone. I'm not too interested in being social, so my condition is easier.
You can expect a lot of social justice, awkwardness, and uncomfortability. Especially with your first year roomies.
You'll be forced to go to a lot of social things. Go. You might even enjoy it.
>>29201839
desu i think i'll kinda enjoy the solitude and independence, for a bit anyway. I'm not interested in being social really either but desu I'm kinda pretty sure i'm just going to end up offing myself by the end of it for one reason or another
>>29201777
I dropped uni cause my uni is a bitch and has a bunch of group work bullshit and was annoying as hell. Grade was also affected by others interactions I was fine by myself I just couldnt stand the fake conversations I had with these people.
>be wagecuck
>try to seem normal
>all of the normos are talking about girls who they've met and who they like
>I haven't liked anyone since I was 12
>tfw people think I'm gay for not going after any girls
Why do normalfags think it's a sin to want to be single?
She used her butthole muscles with the force of a thousand indian warriors.
>>29201725
Her ass was still over my face and she was still straining her anus..
>>29201747
Moments later she let out a hot warm greasy nasty juicy shit..
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MY FUCKING KILLSELF I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER SIX MONTHS LIVING IN A SHITTY COUNTRY I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER SIX MONTHS OF A SOULLESS ROBOTIC JOB THAT PAYS 2,50 DOLLARS A FUCKING HOUR I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER SIX MONTHS OF FUCKING A FAT FUCK LAZY GIRLFRIEND I JUST CAN'T PLEASE SOMEONE END THIS
>>29201707
Where do you live anon? Dump your girl.
>>29201733
Brazil. If I dump her I won't fuck anything for I don''t even know how long so I might as well stay with her
>>29201815
Ew. Post pics.
College? Job? Come on, give us something to work with
>doctor asks "are you sexually active"
Does "sexually active" mean vaginal, oral, anal? Like what is the medical definition of "sexually active"? What if I just masturbate a lot, is that being sexually active?
This thread isn't really about being a virgin or not, it's about how mind-bogglingly vague "sexually active" is.
so what does it mean guys, pic unrelated
>>29201703
You have autism, and masturbating is not being sexually active
>>29201703
They ask if you've had sex lately, any kind of sex, no matter what hole or if ir was with a girl or a guy, they just ask so they know if there's a chance you have a STD and to make robots feel bad when they answer no
>>29201759
Your mom is lel, just ask what I did to her last night
Are there actual females on this board, or are they just neckbeard creeps who pretend to be one?
>>29201648
Don't be ridiculous, OP.
There aren't any girls on the internet, period.
Don't try to delude yourself into thinking otherwise.
Im just a newfag but I think it might be some type of roleplay.
>>29201741
th-thanks anon-kun
What are some great productive hobbies for robots?
I like photography.
i like photography too :)
>>29201826
How about we fuck. ;)
>>29201826
>>29201844
I like photo too... can i get in on this?
>have no friends
>everyone i message continuously ignores me
>people tell me to "go out and meet people"
>I have no reason to leave the house
>decide to try it out
>go to mall
>wander around alone awkwardly
>after an hour of funny looks I cant take any more
>go back home
>tfw no life
>>29201644
iktf op. I am friendless and I go out to public places only to be alone there. it's like I cant do anything to escape my loneliness. I feel helpless and frustrated
>>29201644
iktf I'm right there. I don't have friends anymore. I'm isolating myself. I'm on my way out, friends.
I have "friends", but only because i'm in my last year of high school. I don't speak to them much because i feel like i have nothing important to say and half of them are shit cunts anyway. Seriously anon, friends are overrated. I like being alone.
