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Can someone advise me on facial hair?
I'm only 19, and while I can grow a furious neckbeard, I only get slight growth up the sides of my face. Basically how it grows is:
>entire neck and jawline become hairy quickly
>mustache grows in at the same rate
>random hair slowly, slowly come in on the side of my face and up my chin to complete the beard
My dad had the same thing until he was 22 or 23, at which point he could grow a full beard.
Should I just let my neckbeard and stache grow out completely so that the hair on the sides of my face is able to grow in, or should I shave different parts while letting others grow, or just shave completely until I am older and can grow a better beard quicker?
If I do just let it grow, will the hair on the sides of my face actually come in? I have a bit there now, but if I keep letting it go do you think it will completely fill out, or no?
I would post pictures but I don't like the idea of putting my face on 4chan, or even half of it, so pic unrelated.
Shave the neckbeard at least. The rest very few people will give a fuck about unless you're a sandnigger, in which case you're going to get your miserable ass shot.
>>29202964
Same thing happened to me when I was 19. Im 22 now and can grow a decent beard but the neck always grows faster for me, i just let it all grow out for a few days then shave the neck, I find that looks best on me. Give it another couple years op, you gon make it.
>>29203044
The issue then is my cheek hair is just thick enough that it looks odd that I stopped where I did, like half my face is clean shaven and the rest isn't, plus the mustache hair is pretty long too. Not a sandnigger though.
>>29203109
Well I'm really glad it's not just me, and I'm very relieved I will be able to grow a good beard someday. Thank you for your advice my man.
Another roastie dead. When will they learn?
>>29202927
Wait, why did she get shot?
She was my YouTube waifu when I was younger.
>>29202927
I wonder why people who are obsessed with a celebrity, then proceed to kill them. Isn't that counter-intuitive? Or is it like "if I can't have them, no one can" kinda deal?
>>29203035
Some robot who had been stalking her kille dher becuse she'd never be with him. THen he kille dhimself.
>it couldv'e been you if you were more motivated.
ITT: Bullshit things normies say
I'll start
>"Stop blaming me for your shitty life, anon."
>Constant rejection is fair because it makes you a stronger person
>You can't punch me you're too much of a pussy
Still decked her though senpai
>>29202945
>
>>29202926
>"You're smart you just don't apply yourself"
>>29202926
Constant rejection doesn't have to be "fair" because it's going to happen anyway
Literally everyone gets rejected at times
Rejection is probably the most "fair" of all anyway because then it means nobody has to go on pity dates with people they consider beneath them unless they 1. want to, or 2. are too spineless to say no
>live with three roommates
>one roommate has friends over
>really sleepy
>want to brush teeth and apply acne medication and then go to bed
>roommate is in bathroom taking a shit
>he leaves
>waiting a few mins for shit smell to die down before i brush my teeth
>before i enter, someone else goes in there and takes a shower
>takes a really long shower
>let steam die down so i can use the mirror
>someone else enters while the steam is dying down and it seems like they are shitting as well
I just want to go to sleep
>>29202878
Fucking just spray some air freshener anon, Jesus
>>29202899
I would still get shit particles on my brush.
Anyway I can't do it right now anyway because someone else is in there.
I am so frustrated. I would only take two seconds.
>>29202878
>he only has one bathroom
I have a roommate, cool guy but I made sure to get an apartment with 2 bedrooms 2 bathrooms.
>>29202910
Bang on the door tell them hurry the fuck up
As for the particles thing, store it in a plastic container. Sealed away from shit.
>met some guy from work who does coke
>asked me if I ever done it
>say no
>tells me if I wanna buy some off him for 10 bucks
>I agree and he gives me a lot
>go home and snort a line
>get a rush of euphoria instantly
>start feeling weird and realized this wasn't coke but meth
>I can't stop now I feel amazing
REEEEEEEEE HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS AND WHAT DO I TELL MY CO WORKER PIC RELATED
snort the rest pussy
>>29202851
I doubt he gave you meth instead of coke
>>29202886
It came in crystal chunks with powder and he said that's how it looks and that I needed to break it up.
Stupid bitches who trivialise getting panic attacks and having mental illness so that people can think they are "deep" and so that people can feel sorry for them. An assembly has something to do with "sex" and then this bitch decides "how can I milk this opportunity to get attention and make this about MEMEMEMEME?" they don't have the world perspective to show them just how privileged they are. My family got terrorised by a gangster who knew where we lived and broke into my house, and I think wanted to rape me. I got actual ptsd from that but you don't see me tagging my posts as "ptsd" or talking about it on my profile. I just want to get over it and have my freedom and my peace of mind back. I will bet she you doesn't even have actual ptsd
>>29202827
>he thinks he has PTSD
>wasn't even actually raped
kek, you know you're just vying for attention, anon.
My point is even though I have real ptsd I never tried to get sympathy for it and I never made it a component where I could use it to make up for lack of personality or whatever it is they do this shit for. Is it histrionic or something? Anyway, sorry to ramble a bit, I wasn't going to make this about me originally but then my mom just reminded me now of that guy who broke into our house and terrorised my family and it brought back all those memories of what went down
>>29202860
You don't have to have been raped to have ptsd and I didn't say it was due to that. It was because that guy broke into our house and he showed up at our house before and threatened to kill and hurt us. I don't think he knew I was there listening to him but that was really scary. I live in fear most days and nights. You don't hear me bitching about it on social media like an sjw.
Alone on a friday night again r9k?
better open up http://frideynight.com/ and get comfy!
Fuk u faggot
orginalsjs
>>29202890
this thread is a
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how many viruses are at that link?
2 years ago, I was going through some internal problems and I just wanted to to want I wanted. I ditched football(american) practice a lot and I just sat in my car in random parking lots to do my homework.
>4 weeks before season ends
>Mother and Father show up to practice to look for me only to find out that I hadn't been going for a while.
>Strong tension in my house due to my parents being people of pride and didn't want to know that their child was ditching football practice to do homework.
>One day eating dinner
>my mother was asking questions while I was ignoring her and my dad was on the couch watching TV doing nothing as usual.
>he gets pissed that I'm not answering my mom and he stands up
>"stop eating you fucking 300lb fat ass and go somewhere else and fuck yourself"
>stand up and begin to walk away
>hear his heavy boot lift off the ground
>turn around and tackle him into the fridge behind him and headbutt him and throw a couple of punches
>I do all of this with socks on
>he then walks away with a bleeding lip and forehead and goes upstairs to his room.
Fast forward to this month
>gets a 1 week suspension from work for (verbally) fighting with his boss
>makes my mom come crying everyday from the store she has been renting out for him to run his failing business out of because he doesn't want to see her in "his" store
>he steals $800 to buy 2 broken shitty motorcycles that he'll never fix
>tonight I asked him if he wanted to know the APR percentage of my friends car lease
>"dad want to know what-"
>"no"
>"-anon's apr is for his car?"
>"no"
What I am trying to say is that I am ready to beat the shit out of him again. What should I do so that he not only feels the pain that he makes my mother feel but to also make sure he knows who really is the alpha of the house? I am not trying to protect my mom because she is also encouraging this behavior but I just want my father to know not to mess with the one person that is keeping his shitty business alive.
>>29202745
Do it, faggot.
And show pics.
Dickhead deserves a beating.
do you live in a trailer park?
you and your family sound like white trash
idk why I want to fucking kill you so much, I feel bad for the father. I'm glad I'll never have kids
Who /MGTOW/
How you guys doing?
>>29202737
how is /MGTOW/ different from regular robot perma virgin? when it's some divorced guy who got fucked over by the cunt who pretended she loved him I get it, but it's just silly when it wasn't even an option for you.
>>29202804
We don't dream about being in love and shit like that. We stack our cheese and pump and dump sluts
>>29202804
>how is /MGTOW/ different from regular robot perma virgin?
One tries to convince others they had a choice.
Do we have musician/instrumentalist robots?
I could get about 30% on Fire and Flames on Expert
I play guitar, normie garbage
Have 4 ocarinas or something like that
Sold a bass I hadn't touched in years recently
Got a keyboard a few years ago
Instruments are wastes of money tbqh
>>29202733
Alto Saxophonist here
> tfw i could have been normal and successful
> if only i didnt wreck my brain with /b/ and encyclopedia dramatica at age fucking 10
how do 10 year olds even find this shit?
i didn't even discover 4chan until around age 23..........i am 29 now, and i was HS dropout shut-in from 16
>>29202685
I have been on here since I was 13. I used to be a happy decent kid until I came on here. I am now a sad sack of shit with no social life whatsoever. The warnings on this sight aren't just for the horrid contents of it or to keep kids out, but also for the effects of long term exposure to this place. This is the hell of the internet.
>didn't get on 4chan till I was 27
man, millennials are fucked up but generation 4chan will be even worse.
What does /r9k think of black people
As a black man I can trace my ancestry to Tut , Ramses III, Charlemagne, Saladin , Henry VIII and many other kings and Queens
Same with all of my people
What about you ?
>>29202681
Best Americans ever.
T-Frenchman
they're bretty cool guys
t. sweden
>tfw you can trace your ancestry back to William the Conqueror, Hitler, Caesar, King Leonidas, and Napoleon
hey robots
what are you go-to comfy snacks? things you like to munch on when youre feeling comfy
>drinks
>food
>cigarettes?
for me its some delicious sour cream and onion pringles and some ice cold pepsi max
hummus or butter with bread and raw garlic
it tastes good and doesn't burn if you have just the right amount of garlic in each bite
>>29202676
Who /snacky/ here?
Me. I LOVE honey barbeque Frito twists. Next up I'd probably go with a custard filled donut. Or raspberry or whatever.
Barqs rootbeer for chillin. Or apple cider.
No cigarettes or other drugs. Just food and beer.
Double dipped peanuts. They decided that dipping peanuts in chocolate just once wasn't enough, so they dipped them again to make them even comfier.
Fembot here. I'm very hot xoxoxo
anyone wanna gift me some shit on steam?
pic related is me
thanks xoxox
>>29202648
sure, what's your id babe
dman gurl look at that asss eeeemm yeaaa gurl -takes picture- xD you're the hottest fembot sweet mama
>>29202648
Lol
Nice bait + samefag combo.
>tfw made gf's butthole bleed
maybe if you would stop fucking her with pine cones
Rough anal, nice dude!!!
>>29202581
well that's nice and also original
