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ITT: shit you did in high school and got away with
>be me
>9th grade
>bring speaker and phone to class
>for this to work your teacher needs to be old. Like 35+ but the older the better (mine was in his 60's)
>look up dog whistle sounds on YouTube
>plug phone into speaker
>turn speaker on full blast and hide that shit in your backpack
>whole room goes crazy kids get super pissed and saying their ears hurt
>teacher can't hear it and has no clue what's going on
>????
>profit
>>29199657
>high school
>phones
Mfw when I was in high school cell phones were just a meme for wealthy businessmen.
Anyways, not me but some kid spiked a teacher's coffee with acid. She was hauled away in an ambulance and went into early retirement. The guy got away with it.
>>29199657
>skipped an entire semester of weights class, I had weights right before lunch and after that two periods to go so I'd usually just go home. No faculty ever came looking for me
>skipped more classes
>used to eat weed brownies in art class all the time
>>29199766
oh man, to have seen something like that. I bet it was crazy. did that teacher have any prior history with drugs or do you even know?
>Tfw gf was cheating on me with a literal Chad
>As in, his name was Chad
I guess my mistake was trusting a woman in the first place
no, your mistake was being a betamale that attracts shit tier females
Not gonna apologize you pencil necked beta.
I stick my dick wherever I please.
>>29199551
I once got cucked by a guy named Chad too.
He wasn't a Chad tho. Smh senpai.
Serious question /r9k/, at which age did you realize that the whole "There's someone out there for everyone" thing is complete bullshit?
I remember becoming very self conscious in the second year of high school, when I realized everyone I knew was losing ther virginities, and dating and having a normal teenage time, and I just kept getting rejected and laughed at.
I remember all throughout middle to high school, each new year 's I'd tell myself "This is the year I lose my KV, and get a girlfriend", and it just never happened. Then I realized that it's not a common and natural part of life. Some people just can't do it.
>>29199528
16. Threw away my future for a cheating slut. Promptly discovered the redpill. Suicidal thoughts relentless for over a year, at 18 I got my shit together and got into university, I start this September, and got back into shape ( I had a 6 pack before le woe is me phase) currently 170lbs, and trying to get to 195. Read a lot and browse /pol/ so I get stronger everyday and smarter everyday. This turned into a bit of a monologue, my apologies.
>>29199579
>browse pol
>get smarter
Anon...
Several years ago. It's factually correct, for a variety of reasons. I'm 26 now and nothing has, nor will, change. I am one of many invisible men.
Why should I even try anymore? I put in the effort, I try, and get nothing in return. Just fucking depression.
what effort are you putting in bro
What did you expect when you bought that PS4?
>>29199594
I'm poor I don't own a ps4, its just an image anon
>>29199548
All of it, I try and commit, and get nothing to show for it.
>mom found the poop mug
What the fuck is a poop mug
>>29199532
An old mug for shitting in when mom has guests round.
>second cousin found semen balloon
>tfw no clingy obsessive girlfriend who wants to spend all of her time with you and is super affectionate
>tfw no clingy teenage gf to showcase to the sjws
>tfw gf is totally devoted to me
>gets super scared if she thinks we might be heading towards a break-up
>but I always have to reassure her that we're fine
>she says she's always going to love me
>tfw I'm her first ever bf
>tfw she's a qt Loyal Catholic Asian belly gf
We're gonna make it bots...I feel bad for how much she loves me
>>29199489
I know this feel.
>tfw you will never have a dedicated and loyal gf/wife
Ask a white guy with a dick bigger than 6 inches anything.
Why u lyin' tho?
>>29199469
>tfw my dick is twice this size flaccid
feels good man
>>29199469
Why is part of it cut off? Does it hurt?
>you will never lie naked with a woman and feel the softness and warmth of her body as her skin touches yours
>you will never feel "wanted" by a member of the opposite sex
>you will always see yourself as a sexually worthless human being
>you will never get to find out how a girls tits feel
>you will never have your face touching a girls face as you kiss
>you will never orgasm with your cock inside of a girls moist vagina
>you will never know what a vagina feels like
>you will always have your mom remind you of how handsome you are, serving as a cruel taunt
I turn 28 tomorrow and am sad as fuck r9k.
>>29199426
dont put those demons on pedestals dongus
>>29199445
I honestly just want to fuck them. I don't white knight, never have. Women's personalities are shit.
>>29199426
why don't you try and fuck your mom. you were in her pussy once why not do it a few more times?
> could have been making music tonight with my only friend
> jamming out is the one pleasant thing in our lives that makes us want to continue living
> chose to stay home and masturbate instead
> it didn't even feel good
>>29199389
>tfw every time I listen to music I just get depressed because I'll never have such a good taste for using melodies the way they do
its especially painful because i listen to music almost 24/7
>>29199389
breh, try some incest hentai, that always picks me right up
>>29199461
> you will never be in a band with perfect chemistry that blossoms and grows like a summer flower after a rainy spring
>work in liquor store
>mostly white neighborhood
>couple black guys shop around
>fill up a cart of hard liquor
>run out the fire escape door with full cart
>load up and escape in a getaway car parked next to the fire exit
Fucking niggers, and they wonder why white people are racist towards them.
>>29199372
I hope you called the police
Every liquor store I've ever been in has had a fuckload of cameras inside and out and those nigs will definitely have a sheet, the cops probably know exactly who they are
>>29199372
GOT 'EM!
Will your boss deduct some of your slave shekels to pay for it, wagie?
>>29199459
That kind of bullshit is beyond jewish. How can boss Mr Weinstein live with himself, deducting stolen products from an employee's paycheck? At the same time being nogunz and not letting you conceal carry and kill the shoplifters/niggers?
Is there anything more important in life than smelling girls' butts?
Staying hydrated.
Being smothered underneath said girls' butts.
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP BRAP BRRAAAAAP
What are your favorite strategies for preventing others from getting any sex?
>>29199318
da fuk is up with her pussy? did she put like 10 bananas in there?
>tfw out with female coworker during work travel
>dude hits on her
>asks for her number
>she gives it to him
>proceed to degenerate him the entire ride back to the hotel
>she changes her mind quickly and ignores his texts
I mean he was a loser though so I was doing her a favor more than just trying to get that guy cockblocked
>>29199622
right? and people worship that for some ungodly reason. sex dolls for life
Big cock = life on easy mode
>>29199224
What's the point of having a big cock if you're ugly?
>>29199224
>muh muh life isn't fair
deal with it you crybaby bitch
make the best with what you were given otherwise kill yourself if you're going to whine about it
>>29199224
But, anon, you have to get girls in bed first before they'll see your cock
Okay, this is it. I realized that I don't belong into this world. I want to kill myself.
But I don't have a lot of options. My preferred way to go, shooting myself, is impossible since I live in germany. There are also no places in my area that are high enough to jump. I could try getting killed by a train, but I would probably pussy out of it or fuck it up somehow and spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair.
Please don't post normalfag shit like "le world is your oyster" I just want easy, reliable methodes to escape this fucking existance.
Go into your local migrant ghetto and throw bacon at them
>>29199195
Make some homemade IEDs, take out some mudslimes, beat some highscores.
>>29199195
i feel like you're the same person every time. just getting drunk and looking for...something. you know how I know you wont do it? because you won't live stream it out of fear of pussing out and being lauded as a pussy and an attention whore, or maybe you know people and theyll all try to 'help" or laugh at you. just shut the fuck up already or fucking live stream it. I bet you're that one kid in his car with the shotgun who pussied out
You're sitting on the bus and this girl gets on and walks up to you.
>Hey weirdo, that's my seat. If you don't get up I'll just sit on you.
How do you respond?
>>29199170
It's a fucking public city bus, just sit somewhere else!
>y-yes plz k thnx
I do what I do with any inconvenience comes my way. I ignore it.
